adios

Trying to spear him in the side? Bastard tbh.

I wouldn't be able to detach them enough from their respective programmes to give an honest answer. I'm just running the Heartbeat theme through my head now, I feel ill tbh. Noel Gallagher said when he hears that song on the radio now, he immediately thinks of the programme, I found that amusing.

That's what I watch tbh. There's so many levels of wrongness in that post, I don't know where to start, but I'll try: I can't believe Heartbeat is still on, my mother watched it years ago, she's a certified mentalist, you lose

Lee Clark's definitely making a move for that melon.

The Royle Family? ...seriously?

Weird, the first time I did that it wouldn't work, then I edited all the spaces out it worked. Now it's working with just that space taken out... You won't be able to post "javascript" in the thread, as then this page would try to run it whenever someone viewed it, very bad for security reasons.

I've got it working, it is supposed to make shit fly across the screen, right, that's not just my PC being completely random? You have to remove all the spaces from it first, it works in Explorer and Firefox. Oh, and you need to be on a webpage with pictures on.

I thought it was fantastic. Anyone watch the tribute afterwards?

Need to remove the spaces, not sure how to post without, the code function isn't doing it properly.

I think your internet connection's fucked.

Do sequels cause you a lot of problems?

tbs tbs.

Ho, ho. I thought the first one was decent, and the second was average at best, if I remember rightly. Not that you're one to be talking about cuttng edge cinema!

I thought I'd had a go at it.

Ally, are you seriously telling me you did the two sweeps thing and got 5000? Congratulations on your history degree, like, I'm assuming you had some schooling before that? Fill this in please: 1000 + 1000 + 1000 + 1000 = 40 + 30 + 20 +10 = If you still haven't got it after that, you're a danger to humanity, you'll go to open the fridge at the wrong point in space-time and the Universe will implode, or something similarly daft.

If you're seriously having trouble with this, go back and do the sum in two "sweeps", first sweep add up all the thousands, second sweep add up all the smaller values. If you're still having trouble after that, get help, quickly.

It'll be one of those problems where a sizeable percentage of the population get it wrong in the same way, probably something to do with the way they "store" the numbers as they do the calculation. I believe the ancients called it the Mystery of Tiko.

Even after making the error, to need what happened to be explained to you?

Ricky Tomlinson? Worse.

This one's a quite from a Boro fan thinking Boro are now top class because they got beaten senseless in the UEFA Cup Final and won the Carling cup in the last hundred years (there's a link in there to the full discusison, which is about something else entirely): Jesus Wept! lol delusionments. And this one's a question about why you're playing less, when you had been taking it pretty seriously: I'm on my lunch break, back to it now. I don't play much now, don't have the time. What's up with that, I thought you wanted to be a professional?

You're going to have to narrow that down.

Jesus Wept! lol delusionments.

I think my standards may be slightly taller than yours.

Is that like dogging, but with cheese?

Sorted.