adios

Nothing dodgy, just a facial.

On a related note, who on here still refers to them as "gollywogs"?? If you mean black people, then yes, I do.

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How do you freestyle John Barnes?

It's not worth fighting because the system doesn't work; that shouldn't be his burden. I agree with the last bit.

Do you think it's possible a joke may have gone over your head?

FYP

As far as I can gather, it's a service that offers to have people who are generally worse at using search engines than you are, to not find what you're looking for, for you. I'm considering launching a low-cost competitor, completely manned by Indians, who have no idea what you're talking about in the first place, let alone how to find it. Any investors?

It's certainly a little different, it's kind of a lot less subtle... and akward moments do seem a bit crowbared in just for the story's sake. yes, that's exactly what I meant, as soon as you step into series two, it has it's own feel and gets very entertaining. I'm glad you've clarified that, because I watched the first couple of episodes of the first series, and I thought it was horrendous. And I liked Steve Carrell in that other thing he did that time.

Something has to be done to let the peasants know there's a line that must not be crossed, even if it is only symbolic. I didn't think Piers and Hugo could be any dafter, but economy class Piers and Hugo are dafter; I bet her husband was sat in business class, pissing himself laughing at them, I know I would be.

Teaching the Dutch outfit how to use internet forums? Nice.

You've been DYING to say that since you thought of it on the plane, haven't you? What's are you doing in first class btw? Unless Piers and Hugo were slumming it.

It's too late now, trying to wipe away the tears with his tiny arms has no doubt sent him over the edge.

Fuck off, man, the only apology that's going to make you look less of a tit is the one to Mark!

I studied Old English. Should know better, then.

Emm...crack is a perfectly acceptable spelling, Old English, look it up. If you're going to be a pedant, you really need to be sure you know what you're on about, trust me.

I'll admit, you've out-obscured me here, I don't know what your last 2 posts are about. Is that last one Oscar Wilde's middle initials? Oh, and sorry Bobby, we really have derailed this thread.

No, his arse would smart though. Over your head tbh Cut off my legs and turn me upside down, I'd be Einstein tbh.

You reckon people get smarter as they get shorter? How tall are you?

That's FEAR making you do that.

I challenge you to find me saying something obscure, random-a-plenty, but nothing obscure, I put in the Ballard reference just for you, it's not my fault you're reading above your level.

Fuck off, man, I've just said I'm not Parky!

Just a coffee for me, thanks.

What, were you trying to be too clever about it or something? It just reminded me of him, we can't all be Parky, for God's sake!