adios

Is that Didier Drogba?

You look a bit...Australian.

You always have to take things just that step too far!

The boy's lacking about everything but a sense of humour tbh. --> <--

Get some decent stuff over here for that price, The local Lidl have a selection for 1 euro (70p) a bottle, some of it's drinkable, and all!

Because obviously lesbians only fall into those two categories. And if anyone makes a joke about me being a lesbian, I'll knack them. He forgot the kind with no sense of irony.

Negroplasty.

Correct on both counts. Which fucker told you i'm tiny? Must have been mentioned on N-O at some point. I have early alzheimer's for pretty much all information, but if something might later come in handy to take the piss, I'm encyclopaedic.

I don't spend much time over there, but you're Dave, aren't you? I also know you're a midget.

They really don't get much better, do they!

You couldn't make it up.

If you weren't so sure, you'd swear these things happen more than they're supposed to, wouldn't you? Cheers for the tip, I have Stars installed but haven't used it much, Full Tilt may be my favourite layout, and eventually I'd like to get a read on where the worst players play, on average.

See you at the European Championships then. Are there still a fair whack of shite players? Have you placed yet?

You love them now they're nabbing krazies tbh. You're right like, they need to be monitored to be successful, I've no idea of the logistics of making that happen. Software to parse out the ones that don't need human attention at any given moment should certainly be being looked at.

It was many moons ago when I was a wee slip of a lad! Nearly got caught by the milkman one morning. Never whipped my pants up from round my ankles quicker! Did he give you some cream?

A few of my mates when I was a student, stole some signs from some road works and made off with them in a wheel-barrow. They were apprehended halfway across a green when a police car came skidding up beside them. They'd just followed them through town on the CCTV. Kerr-aaazy!

I'm sure Fish loves that we're keeping this thread alive btw, and just to twist the knife a little, PokerPants was soooo right!

You have to, I had an exact replica of that situation yesterday, mine was Sevens full of Kings, I think. But if you look at the play after the match and know you did the right thing, that's all that counts. I assume this was 10+1 SnGs? What's the step up like? I'll play you soon btw, you'll get your comeuppance with the rest of them.

Do a likl bit dance, they love that. I think I'm in favour of them.

to wine?

Oh, and watching the big boys play is great fun, I love that the pros are playing 2/3 tables at once, often different rules.

I only started playing the play money SnGs on Party yesterday, I've made myself place/win 3 in a row before I can make the step up, the first 3-5 players are a complete joke on play money, but I'm impressed with the quality after that. I should have 3 in a row today, but I figure if I'm still learning on the play tables, I'm not ready for anything else. Books haven't arrived yet but I'm reading some good stuff online. I wanted to get in touch with someone who I'd already played after a game, and the observer chat has been temporarily disabled on Party, but I figured out how to msg him. Had a really good heads up with him, learned a lot, so wanted to play him again.

What would you play for PokerPants? I might be up for it in a couple of weeks. 2 questions for the Poker posse: - anyone ever used any softare like Poker Mate? - can you add friends and chat within any of the online poker rooms? I'm think particularly of Party at the moment.

Bet you're a better driver for it.

Better with the tramp than the church tbh.