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They all have a bit, sounds like you had a particularly "smacky" one.

We've gone on Ketamine by mistake. How does that happen? I love the notion of accidentally taking Ketamine as being less stupid than trying it on purpose.

Will be in the water supply in a few years tbh.

Needs to slow down on the poopers if he's seeing fruit flies doing the Polka.

Honestly though, Lou must have come close?

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makes me use a dictionary ...and then laugh

Racist tbh.

Makes me wonder if there's any other kind.

"Dancing" tbh. EDIT: The Fudge Polka.

Is fond of elaborate euphemisms?

What?! How fucking strong are these poppers, like?

When I was a kid someone gave me a bottle of "poppers", which I assumed were pills and proceeded to pour over my hand for a look. It took ages to get off and it fucking stank! Never saw the point, does have an interesting effects on pills, like, but not worth the effort.

You can't expect him to do number and letters tbf.

Have you read many of his posts, 6am come down gibberish is about the only explanation.

Try turning/fiddling with the jack in the socket, while playing music, with the dead speaker next to your ear, and see if it makes a difference; could be a loose connection.

If Souness was still in charge I'd say NUFC, but you have to go with TUFC since the Roedster took over, because Torquay are quite close to poo.

San Francisco does terrible things to a man.

I suppose it's a bit like trying on a jacket, deciding you like it, so stapling the fucker on.

I hope you're very ashamed of yourself.

Would it be murder if you helped him out?

I'd quite happily employ someone convered in tattoos if they were right for the job, I do run a circus, mind.

Looks like Shepherd's getting desperate for new signings.

He was chasing around after immigrants on the back of swans trying to undo the damage they were causing tbs tbs.