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Northern Ireland, War of the Roses, Guy Fawkes, etc.?

I would say it's exactly like onions...mainly in the hope that Leazes eats some.

That'll be the ricin he was preparing.

This is now an unacceptable way to get your information.

Blip.

Bit suspect, you should report them.

That's me, but don't tell anyone. They need to patch BF - voice comms is one of the many issues - but if you take the bull by the horns (especially if you have a few on the team) and communicate, others will respond. I'll see very little of it once the World Cup starts so as long as it's patched for the end of July I'll be happy. I have COD but I found it a little too claustrophobic - don't think I;ve touched it since I got BF. There's also alot of strategy with the c4, vehicles etc which I felt was missing from COD. I know what you mean about the Arcade - I spend a thousand quid on a tv for this thing and I'm playing 80s arcade games.

That looks excellent. I'm not getting at Live, I think it's great - good for keeping in touch with mates around the world as well, but even when you've got a few in communicating in Battlefield or whatever it's not the same as a few beers/smokes and GoldenEye/SuperSmash. I may be too much of an old fogey but I still need the personal contact. Do you play Battlefield at all? Once they iron out a few issues I'll play little else, I reckon - well that and the arcade. EDIT: And 480's well good enough for the type of games Nintendo tend to release.

Is it HD? At that price I'll have one just for the controller. I always remeber Nintendo consoles being the best fun to have a few games when friends are around. I find this whole 360 online nonsense a bit soulless, speaking of which - will this thing have an online service?

And here's me accusing Alex of the obvious jokes. Renton's obviously in the habit of removing potential partners' digits, I guess it gives him the upper hand.

At least you were at home, the bird had to poke me as apparently I started snoring in the cinema, when we went to see the second. I didn't bother with the third.

You're right, it's for kids, who gives a fuck whether we give them Barney or Sesame Street.

No I agree, I preferred Bad Taste, so Brain Dead is just slightly less brilliant - the beginnning of the downward spiral. I haven't seen Heavenly Creatures, so it's really just the Lord of the Rings debacle. He's enjoying making movies and the film world is treating him like a messiah for some pretty average, mundane, boretastic films, which I suspect King Kong is also. But that's not his fault, and at least he never produced Hulk.

Been on a downward spiral since 'Braindead' tbh 141492[/snapback] Since Bad Taste tbh FACTMONKIES And I apologise for the use of the c word, but sometimes it's just necessary; he makes me very angry, like Ang-Lee.

Peter Jackson should fuck of back to Hobbiton, the hairy-toed cunt.

I think "Toto" should be left as is, and I had assumed that wasn't Bixente, but some bizarre historical reference. Although I've just searched "lizarazu -bixente" in google and I still can't find anything relevent, but the name must come from somewhere - no idea.

Laziest rhyme EVER! 140710[/snapback] I think that award goes to "yeah, yeah".

That's pretty much what it says, you piqued my interest with that, so I've gone and found the rest of the lyrics. Reminds me a Shakespearean sonnet, he/she/they are basically playing with familiarity, although the sexual content is far from subtle. There's more references than Steely Dan and to be honest a lot of it's lost on me. Might have to have a listen to the album.

Is this the Australian band featuring that slapper from Neighbours??? Fuck me they are shit. I had to direct a program which they were featured in and forgetting her arse, she is just fucking plain (that's when she could get the drummers tongue out of her mouth.) I wish Elvis would take them to the cleaners for that blatant rip off of pump it up. 139147[/snapback] You probably need to be more specific.

Just noticed it working, cheers!

Can't see anything I'm doing wrong, Test: It works if I drop it in here. I'll see if there's an option in my profile.

Can I have a smiley in my sig? It's of utmost importance, obviously!

What's that from? Reminds me of

"I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass He Wants to fuck a dog in the ass I wanna fuck a dog That's right kids" 136556[/snapback] Doug Anthony Allstars?

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