bobbyshinton

It's known as the village in these parts, very arty (well the subways are)

He was on last night

Waaalsend, you got yours because of the high number of used syringes in the bags.

Clits in bits?

I was very anti wheelie bins when they were first introduced, now 2 years on I like them. They make a great clattering noise when depositing in them (?) also the rumble on bin man day when a fleet of them go down the drive way it is like listening to a fly past by a squad of spitfires. Anyone on here not got one?

I was allowed to work in the lounge on New Years Eve, having previously been restricted to the bar. Jesus wept at the clip of these bloke's wives. It's no wonder they spent every waking moment at the club. Do you see many of your age in there when you go, or do you reckon it'll die out with our generation? I can't think of many of my mates that go to them. 177683[/snapback] Very rarely go in them, but, I'm always amazed at the prices. I used to think they were too plastic but now they seem to be coming around to being like pubs. Good place to buy knocked off gear (alledgedly)

Me Daughter is moving out so I will have a spare room. Mrs S wants to keep it nice for visitors Woor youngen wants a multi Gym in it, daft bastard will come through the ceiling. I'm stumped, although I want nowt to do with the above, I do not know what I want. Any ideas

Fell for it. I still do not rate Hargreaves as world class

To be a rounded person you have try everything once (no I have never had ione up the ass)

Cannot turn off. Me and Mrs S. watched bid tv last night, what a pile of crap. 10 pairs of Pierre Cardin Boxers for 5.99, yes 5.99, 7.99 postage and 1.50 a minute on the phone. We watched while 200 pairs of the buggers in Xl went, then 200 XXL. Effing brilliant shouting at the telly and taking the piss out of the buyers. Brad from Dudley ffs Then the God channells, jesus Has anyone ever bought off here and does anyone have similar views on other channels

It's like that in wallsend. I would still sign him. He's good so what does his age really matter. He must be fit enough and he is not going to be here more than 3 years (my opinion based on the majority of foreign imports)

Lie at the bottom of a staircase moaning, pretend you did it at work

what happened? roll off your lass and fall 30' ? 177214[/snapback] heed first?

Aye (similar species though)

Ever played five a side at the lightfoot. That was the king of grazing.

1. The Halloween turnip has more teeth than your lass. 2. You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids. 3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws. 4. Jack Daniels makes your list of "Most Admired People." 5. You wonder how service stations keep their toilets so clean. 6. You wonder which football top and tracksuit bottoms to wear this week 7. You think that Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader. 8. You go to your family reunion looking for a date. 9. Your School Dance had a crèche. 10. You had to remove a toothpick for your wedding pictures. 11. Your engagement and wedding rings are full sovereigns from Argos. 12. You have to go outside to get something out of the 'fridge'. 13. One of your kids was born on a pool table. 14. Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same year. 15. You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos 16. You can't get married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a law against it. 17. You dated one of your parents' current spouses in school. 18. You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.

Stag Nights. Mine was an old fashioned one, around the Bigg Market with a geet big steel ball and chain around me leg. Was in a bar (cannot remember it's name at mo) when me mate pushed the ball in the piss trough. Ha fucking ha, I picked it up and put it in the sink to wash, it went straight through, as luck would have it a bouncer came in and saw the damage and twatted me in the lug. Fight started between me mate and the bouncer I'm on the floor covered in piss with me leg attached to a broken sink. More mates and bouncers piled into bogs and small walkway in, i managed to escape well and truelly effed. Anyone had a memorable stag night i pinched these ossie stories from somewhere Rob W you might know the bar name. On right hand side as you go down bigg market, before Blackie Boy, late 70's. ran by a lesbian, same time as viv had Imp. Australians are well known for taking the groom and go out for a really big night on the town before his wedding. Below are some amusing (& scary) quotes taken from actual bucks nights..... 1)- We tied him up, put honey on his old boy and got the cow to lick it off. We didn't know cows have such raspy tongues. It took the skin off. 2)- He was stripped, plastered with toothpaste and bootpolish and any other substance we could lay our hands on, and tied to the bus stop opposite his house. 3)- When the buck was totally sloshed, we stripped him and drove him out to the cow paddock. There was this cow, it had been dead for 3 days. We gutted it, it was all green and maggotty. We shoved him in the belly, pushed his right hand and arm out the arse, then sewed up the belly. We left him there to wake up! 4)- We covered his dick with superglue, but forgot it would also cover the hole. He couldn't piss. We had to rush him to hospital for an emergency operation. He thought he was going to die. 5)- He was wandering disoriented and naked down the median strip, painted blue all over. 6)- The buck was stripped naked and tied to the end of a boom gate at a railway crossing. A train was coming and the boom gate went up, with a naked buck tied to the end. He bounced about a lot. 7)- It wasn't good that the guys got me drunk as a monkey, stuck me in a packing crate, and sent me on the Ghan train to Alice Springs. Lucky there was a plane back on Saturday morning in time for the wedding. 8)- He was tied spread-eagled on the wire fence at the drive-in cinema, totally starkers. The headlights of every car picked him out. 9)- We got him totally pissed, stripped him naked, and tied him up to the front bull bar of a semi-trailer truck. The look of sheer terror on his face as we shot at high speed down the highway in the dark was bloody hilarious. 10)- I got to the shed and the buck's there, up to his chin in a 44 gallon drum of pig shit. 11)- They held me down and creamed my old boy with industrial grease. Didn't know there were fine steel shavings in it. I discovered agony! 12)- They threw him in the fountain. One, two, three, heave!!!! He landed smack on his back. A huge sheet of water went up. Then he got a strange look on his face, and they saw the blood spreading everywhere. He had landed on a spiky water jet. It had impaled him. He was D.O.A." 13)- They tied him to the top of the car and went through the carwash. Nobody thought that he'd die.

Uranus ? 176989[/snapback] 176993[/snapback] size of those shoulders it could be it's (p)venus

Go Xena

he is a good one. Let him out on loan for experience, we do have a boatload of Cb's at the moment

Martins gets to post on N-O nufc forum

just thought am I younger than Martins?

Will I die before seeing NUFC win a trophy. Is it a waste of time me getting a sseaon ticket, should I not put in towards a coffin?

It's brilliant, like a dutch disco I even started a thread in the NUFC forum.