bobbyshinton

I'm looking to go away start of Oct. is anyone going to Turkey? Would anyone go? sorry if I upset anyone with friends out there

Too far back for me mate, used to go there in the late eighties and Im sure it was Wilders then. While we're on the subject though, what did Idols used to be called in those days? 187280[/snapback] If that is the one in Newgate shopping centre? The Boulevard (sp) pre that the gay trooper

No one said it was going to burn off an awful lot of calories though, going for the Leazes/Straw Man approach eh? 187262[/snapback] No, I'm saying that there is no such thing as negative calorie foods e.g. celery containing 6 calories but using up 7 calories to chew/digest. It is a myth, now I'll presume that you have no further questions or require any form of evidence to back up what I said so we can all agree that I am correct. 187273[/snapback] Does anyone give a shit though? 187275[/snapback] I'm very interested

You're going to beat the shit out of them with a snake? 187092[/snapback] Believe me, the snakes the least of their worries 187094[/snapback] Heighten the wall to 12foot or knock it doon that will confuse them

has anyone done this yet

before those two names? (pub near Worsick bus station)

Did you get fucking soaked on the way back to it then get stuck in the traffic for Oasis at Knebworth on the way back too? What a fun day that was. 187145[/snapback] Remember standing at the exit to wembley soaked, went on the drink in London all night, dancing in our undergear in one boozer.

A pillates set from tesco is nestling under woor bed (that was for woor lass) One of those stupid Mandalin slicers as seen on sky

Make a pie with it loads of chips go on

Celery

When I was in Spain the Daily Mirror over there said Arsenal had failed to sell Cole to Real madrid and NUFC. Don't know if it was said over here

I'm coming as either 1) Pirate 2) Cowboy 3)70's Skinhead It would be great if someone came as a smash potatoe robot

What aboot your lass

Do you still get silver and gold top? do the tits still cause a problem?

Three Labrador retrievers - a brown, yellow and black - sitting in the waiting room at the vet's strike up a conversation. The black lab turns to the brown and says, "So why are you here?" The brown lab replies, "I'm a pisser. I piss on everything - the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was last night, when I pissed in the middle my owners bed." The black lab says, "So what is the vet going to do?" "Gonna give me Prozac," came the reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for everything." He then turns to the yellow lab and asks, "Why are you here?" The yellow lab says, " I'm a digger. I dig under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole in my owner's couch." "So what are they going to do to you?" the black lab inquired. "Looks like Prozac for me too," the dejected yellow lab said. The yellow lab then turns to the black lab and asks what he's at the vet's office for. I'm a humper," the black lab says. "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat, a pillow, the table, legs, whatever. I want to hump everything I see. Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the shower and was bending down to dry her toes, and I just couldn't help myself, I hopped on her back and started humping away." The yellow and brown labs exchange a sad glance and say, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?" The black lab says, "No, . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .I'm here to get my nails clipped.

Stolen from another site Right, here we go - you all own a boozer we need to know the following... (please try and stick to this template) QUOTE Pub Name: Opening Hours: Draught Strong Lager (draught) x 1: Normal Lager x 1: Bitter x 1: Ale/Stout x 1: Bottles Spirits x 5: Wine (red and white): Bottled Lager x 2: Coke or Pepsi?: Quiz Night x 1: Karaoke night x 1: Quiz Machine x 1: MINE: Pub Name: Itsmeebar Opening Hours: 10am-11:30pm Mon-Sun Draught Strong Lager (draught) x 1: Stellar Normal Lager x 1: LCL Bitter x 1: John Smiths Ale/Stout x 1: None, Bottles of Broon Bottles Spirits x 5: Bacardi, Jaimesons Whisky, Stolly Vodka, Metaxa Brandy, Smirnoff black label vodka. Wine (red and white): House red and white Cheap shite Bottled Lager x 2 Kronenburg and Heineken Coke or Pepsi?: Coke Quiz Night x 1: Wednesdays Karaoke night x 1: Sundays Quiz Machine x 1: None Sports: Sky Sports and prem plus. Juke box only truned off for big games

Once rang in and said I was locked in the house boring compared to yours?

Should have burnt the shit hole doon. Look on the bright side it cost a weeks white lightning to do that

has he gone

Anyone got it? Any feedback.

Who would you partner Woodgate with if we got him? Tightarse or Taylor?

A transit van? does this still go on? 14 in the back with drink, hardly able to walk when you get there, oh the good old days

We used to until the box was left and there was paper in the street, up trees, wrapped round lamposts. I think it is a good idea, but the method of collection is wrong

186520[/snapback] PM me Berb, me love you long time. 186525[/snapback] you got it.