Kevin

Call centre for sky and vodafone. Call centres are shit, money is excellent though. I'm gonna be getting paid fortnightly, the same as mcdonald's, and i'll be pulling in twice as much every 2 weeks

So after 14 months in McDonalds I am leaving. Got a new job today

Gardening business, eh?

1. I'm playing fifa 2. I just took a shit. 3. I'm texting 4. I'm on my laptop. 5. I'm off tomorrow

You live with your parents and play pinball. How old are you again? I believe he's married and lives with the wife

Aw deaderzz, soaps are for women!

So what do you do as a form of socialising?

Replaced him with welbeck, wonder how much i'll get for him. Next match 29th Dec : Manunited After that 31st Dec : Liverpool WTF, 2 games in 3 days?!

Deaderz, if i give you £150 will you get me an iphone4s?

Fuck off Kevin. There you go, I've put it back. I like fiesty catmag

Shrewd move catmag, remove the evidence of you being bitchy.

you would fishy

Can you give us a link deadman, i'm interested.

You tell em

What currency are you using, kid?

That's not funny

Without a doubt.

Ba is fucking shit in this game, a big slow piece of shit. Donnovan is good but, got him for £9m, got ramsey and welbeck on loan, thiago aswell. Ba is still shit. Gonna sell him in january and buy a decent striker.

Takes up role as head of international development

Ben Arfa is tearing shit up

Ba is fucking shit, absolute fucking shit finisher, useless cunt.

saw, not a fan of gory movies

Just got it

Hehehe a mcdonalds joke