Kevin

That's hot

I've heard you're partial to a sausage now and then.... complete with Daddies sauce? Nah man, heinze red sauce. I don't normally put sausages on so you're right there aswell. Thought yours would have been...... Brb.

with sausage aswell.

Listen old timer, I don't go to bed until about 4am. Be surprised if someone at your age could stay up that long tbh. Nothing I can't do before 12 that you feel the need to stay up to 4 am doing.

Snatch - 9/10. Classic

Listen old timer, I don't go to bed until about 4am. Be surprised if someone at your age could stay up that long tbh.

Aw bless, you guys are in work . Must go make a little fry for myself

I just got 2 phone calls. so fuck you. No. 1 " The number you have dialled has not been recognised" No. 2. " The person you are calling is unavailable, please shoot yourself" Well surely my dear I would have to phone them to get that? Don't worry about it. Didn't expect you to understand anyway at your old age. Tis okay.

Only if you tuck me in. Ps - that monkey in your photo

I'm going to bed after this episode of Trigger Happy TV

No, you can't. You can't even crack your mam and dad's pin number. You're hardly Donald Nice, are you? 7718 Listen, grade A stuff right here. It's all yours. All you gotta do is dance.

Which group are the scotch in? They ain't in the World Cup you daft cunt

Orite there me old Acid mate, 'ow are ya?

Fish man, I can sort you out with some grade A heroin right now.

Already got a shag today, no need for another. Do yourself a favour then... don't watch Avatar. Avatar's good! I watched 72 minutes on megavideo. Can anyone guess why

I have every Alien film on box set. I don't wanna watch it at this time in the house myself I have about 20 episodes on Sky+. yeo.

I'm watching trigger happy tv first time, great

I just got 2 phone calls. so fuck you. Kevin, take some acid then watch Pocahontas with the blue hue turned all the way up and there you go, Avatar! Didn't watch it then. Watching Snatch instead. On the Broadband then are you? Sky Anytime buddy It's also on sky movies which started 45 mins ago, I started half an hour early. I know, I'm crazy I meant you were watching "Snatch" Edit 2nd brightest in your year ffs I knew what you meant.

Kevin, take some acid then watch Pocahontas with the blue hue turned all the way up and there you go, Avatar! Didn't watch it then. Watching Snatch instead. On the Broadband then are you? Sky Anytime buddy It's also on sky movies which started 45 mins ago, I started half an hour early. I know, I'm crazy

Kevin, take some acid then watch Pocahontas with the blue hue turned all the way up and there you go, Avatar! Didn't watch it then. Watching Snatch instead.

A bit of a decision to make

No it doesn't?

Avatar looks good. Starts at 8.45, doesn't look likely that the fuckers are going to phone me back anytime soon so Avatar will be a miss Wacky, the fucking tide wouldn't take you out so shut the feck up.

Fucking hell, the parents have put a pin on to stop the rampant little teenager tugging himself to death in their absence Nope. I want to watch Avatar, I watch sky in my room and i know that pin but i wanna watch it in HD and surround sound in the big room and i forgot the pin And wacky, I got the internet for that Just as well, because I seriously doubt you'll ever get yourself a lass. With looks like these I doubt that will ever be a problem m'dear.

Fucking hell, the parents have put a pin on to stop the rampant little teenager tugging himself to death in their absence Nope. I want to watch Avatar, I watch sky in my room and i know that pin but i wanna watch it in HD and surround sound in the big room and i forgot the pin And wacky, I got the internet for that