Kevin

Nah man, we are better than this. This is NEWCASTLE!! I just wanted to say that, sounded cool

are you NUFC kev? you seem to get a lot of money £13m in July, sold xisco for £4.6m and sold others. Buy nearly all of my players on monthly payments. Then around october i get a message saying the clubs finances improved and they put my transfer budget up by 12m. Can take a print screen of finances if you wish? Update - back on form now, started with a 4-1 thrashing to Sunderland away, beat fulham 2-0 (thanks to 2 from Weliton) and wolves 3-1. 9th in the table.

Didn't really like that.

I died Res-erection this morning/afternoon? I think you mean morning wood. ZING. Short plank. Two. Alright buddy ! Nothing much m'man! yourself?

Don't get him, waste of fucking money. It's January and he scored 2 goals!!! Signed Mousa Sissoko (sp?) for 10m after the board gave me 12m in october. In a poor poor poor run of form and cant find a win.

I don't like the England football team, nowt to do with England the place, you appear to be kevin squared tbh Our rivals are Argentina, Germany and Portugal etc! You're a shit little country with no significance what-so-ever. There is no rivalry Smell your breath. Examine your small change. You mong. You tight shameless cunt. I'd be embarrassed being from a country where I'm unable to support my local team through pure embarrassment. FoK. Well super supporter. Where are you from? How many games do you go to? You useless cretin. North East England. 12 home games last season. You? Southern Houston, CA. 32 Major League Baseball games last season. We don't have a local soccer team. You cumstain. You my dear little fuckface are a downright liar. In the Bloody Sunday thread you claim to be from Derry. So which one is it then? Alright, I'll tell you the truth, my names Paul Burke, I'm your average guy but better. I'm from Australia and own two kangaroo's. This is me fighting one, I may look chinese but it was the camera angle.

I died Res-erection this morning/afternoon? I think you mean morning wood. ZING. Short plank. Two. Alright buddy !

I died Res-erection this morning/afternoon? I think you mean morning wood. ZING.

I died Too much ? Not enough

£13m transfer budget. Bought Kalou for £3.8m, fucking bargain. Bought Yakubu for £2.5m and £6m in monthly payments. Welington off spartak moskow for £20m monthly payments.

alright there gromit

I died

I think I'm going to go to bed, goodbye xó

Touché.

I'm actually rather smart. It's just 95% of this site is 25+ so it's hard to compete with men in terms of smartness. hmmm, no. I disagree. You're only 28 Imagined you to be older

Aye listentoyoutube works. Just type youtube to mp3 into google, yer rockin' boss.

SkidMark, is it true?

I'm actually rather smart. It's just 95% of this site is 25+ so it's hard to compete with men in terms of smartness. I'm under 25, and you're still as thick as pig shit and a complete tosser. FoKelvin , jesus, with your old nagging self i pictured you to be around 40 and live alone in a 1 bedroom flat with 4 cats.

Clicky !

Says all you need to know about Maradona if he thinks Jonas is a better option at right back than Javier Zanetti. Or for that matter that Higuain is better option up front that Diego Milito. Aye.

I'm actually rather smart. It's just 95% of this site is 25+ so it's hard to compete with men in terms of smartness. Aye, I can imagine it's tough for you to compete with those of us with IQs of 25+. That was funny ewerk, think of that yourself?