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Exactly what I was thinking. For a small, insignificant club, I'm surprised by all the attention we are still getting.

I blame the nitwits mesel, like. tbh, I'm okay with it. Can't see what all the fuss is about. Once wor lass wears it, I'll let you know what sort of reaction it creates

Cheers, FM. We'll have a look at it tomorrow as it's getting late here. I'll let you know.

Heard the one about the frustrated wanker? Jimbo the flid.

Could be, could be. Have to say it doesn't ring any bells, though. Talking of bells. Heard about the campanologist who couldn't reach the bell rope? Quasi the flid. I just made that up. tbh.

Cant understand it a clean install should work, even if the file is corrupted on ur system or the cd, downloading it direct from there website should sort it. Whats the model name and serial number of the printer? HP Photosmart C5188. Nothing marked Serial Number as such, but is possibly MY74RN30Q2.

Awwww, poor Craig Burley

'.......Billy the flid' I can only remember the punchline to one of the jokes going around Anyone remember the first bit??

Scrolling down the page and coming to that magnificent pic (the front, anyway) is just majestic.

It could be worse. We could have a clueless owner. A team full of overpaid wasters. In the Championship. On the bones of our arse financially. And be a fuckin' Mackem. Aye, things could be much, much, worse.

As I said earlier, it's so bad....it's good. Because of all the shite 'out there' about it, it's almost becoming a MUST HAVE

My mother (grhs) hoyed out my toon top from 1980-ish (the one with the shiny white circle with the blue star in). I was gutted when I discovered the crime. I see t/r is banging on about her 'toys' again up there

Downloaded the Revo and it seems good. We uninstalled all shite related to HP. We then tried to install the printer/scanner using the disc and half way through we got a window telling us file HP Zsuis.sys was missing !!! All the software downloaded to the pc but the drivers for the printer/scanner did not! We then downloaded the drivers for the printer/scanner from HP website to see if that would overcome the problem. No such luck. This is driving us to distraction.

I might buy one when it's on sale. Just for a laugh, get Bananaman on the back or something Or Ashley

Murray seems to have matured significantly over the past 12 months. Maybe he is realising his talent, is winning things and is comfortable in that? Anyway, I've shagged his mother. btw.

Last time home I chucked out my, oh, around 20-year old (near immaculate condition) astronaut doc martins. :icon_lol: I hadn't worn them for two or three years, but didn't want to hoy them for sentimental reasons. I wish I hadn't done it, even if I never did wear them again :icon_lol: When I told wor lass, I was surprised to learn she was nearly as upset as I was telling me that she liked me in them (and clothes, before you start!). Anything you're holding on to for sentimental reasons, or stuff you wish you had never ditched??

Cheers. I do like a good scrubber :icon_lol:

It's that bad.....it's good. If that makes sense. A cult classic.

Who's interested in the prem anyhoo? The championship is where it's at these days :icon_lol:

Scratchy heed time. Tried looking on HP website for something to help - couldn't see owt. Downloaded the ZSoft program but that didn't seem to help; it may have done something in removing the shite, but the legends are still there on the install/uninstall list! We have uninstalled and re-installed the software for this fuckin printer so many times yet we can still not get the scanner to work. Whenever we press 'Scan Document' we get the 'Unusual Internal Error experience' window and asked to try again, re-boot, re-install etc etc. It's a reasonably good machine, so we can't figure out what's up. Anyone with any ideas ????

Fit Watch? But she's a minger.

Cheers Doc.

Trying to get rid of redundant HP software in a pc (we're still having probs installing the fucking printer/copier/scanner and have got as far as loading everything, but when trying to scan it comes up with 'An unexpected internal error blah blah blah'). We have tried the usual Remove/Uninstall Program feature in an attempt to get rid of some redundant shite from old HP printers that we suspect may be causing a problem. However, the stuff just wont go!! Is there another way of uninstalling shite from a pc??

Too many clubs in his bag. Apparently.

Complete boolsheet. South Shields? Shower? Yeah, yeah, yeah.