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Not necessarily that song per se, but just the welcoming the lovable little chappie will get when he goes back.

http://www.toontastic.net/board/index.php?showtopic=24913 Well done, kidda, we don't want her thinking I'm not lusting

There'll be a welcome in the hillside... is the song that springs to mind for the diminutive chap's return to Anfield.

Believe it or not, my mob number is one digit out from a certain K. Shepherd. Anyhoo, I received a txt today from an unknown number: KEN. WE R IN. GET IN. GET POPPINS IN = S TKT SALES. NOSH NOSH. PIES. CREAM CAKES. £££££££ L8RS. I'm not too sure what it's about though

I can't help thinking Richard Dinnis, and the subsequent failings, when I read about this. Bad omens. Beware the Ides of.....July?

Fat fuck... !!!! how dare he wear the shirt he has betrayed. Cant wait for the fat cunt to do one. Any one fancy giving him the old Mussolini treatment.??? Are there any lamposts strong enough to hold him ??

I wrote an article (basically rubbishing sunlun) for my company newsletter some months ago, and signed it Sir Marcus Broadstock. Oh, the wit. It was published, btw.

Follow me.

Can't see us getting near 400, tbh. Hope I'm spectacularly wrong, though

How long, though, before said media chuck it back in our faces by telling the UK mong population: "Geordie Toonies Taken In By Web Hoax" ?

Bad Aids.

As has been said, it's confirmed boolsheet.

correctamundo, it's the only source of official information tbh. I've noticed the pics seem somewhat opaque lately, for some unknown reason. Perhaps some foreign matter on the screen ?? Just a guess.

I'd like to read more about the 'boot camp' tbh.

I feel decidely un-rocked at present, so, therefore, could welcome a bit of rocking. I might be a tad upset if the rocking doesn't concern NUFC, as that will be a hard pill to swallow, what with NUFC being the main target these days.

The end. Is was. As always.

I'm really looking forward to seeing him play. He could be the star of this series.

2 girls, one cup !! Why don't people wear a fuckin' pinny when they're cooking ????? Come Dine With Me is always full of knackas who don't wear a fuckin' pinny when they're cooking. Just madness. Complete madness. Any of you trolls out there go commando (i.e. pinny-less) ??

Reports that Viduka's main concern is the closeness of pastry shops are Wide (of the) Mark !!

I reckon it's pure bullshit. No way of knowing, of course, but it just seems scaremongering on someone's behalf.

As the ginga brat Annie sang: "Next wee..eek, next wee..eek. I love ya next wee..eek. It's only a lot of heartbeats away."

I was a bit upset this morning when I put my sock on, only to discover there is the beginning of a hole at the end. Blast. Oh, the article?? Yes. Urm, yes. Quite right. He's got his finger right on the pulse, that one. The truth is that there are hundreds of thousands of dicks around the country who read that shite and actually believe it's true - hence the reason for the 'article', nothing more. And the 'fact' that he could only find one 'Geordie' on a message board looking forward to our assault on the 2010-2011 Premiership = we, as a whole, are deluded!! ONE, out of countless hundreds of thousand supporters. Anyway, back to me sock.......

Just buy something for her with the £10 token 'as a gift'. Something shitty. Make sure the price tag is still on when you give it to her.

I'm missing three of the tests this year. Bummer. Should be a good series, which could go either way. Cardiff? CARDIFF? It just aint cricket, Geoffrey.