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Purple Rain. Prince/Squiggle I fuckin HATE that song.

Those words send a shiver down my spine I'm expecting you to be called as an expert witness at the inquest :icon_lol:

Ridiculously harsh on Gran Torino there Snakey. He reminded me a bit of you in a few years as it happens. There wont be no Gooks living in my neighbourhood when I'm his age, let me tell you Clint wants to be me, Wacky, not the other way round As for Gran Torino, I'm right, and you're both wrong

Thanks for the help, lads. We're not sure about anything assigned letter G. We'll have a look at things with your suggestions in mind. Cheers.

Who was it that had the six wheeled cars all those years ago? Dark blue and sponsored by Elf iirc.

Trying to install the drivers for a HP printer/cpier/scanner. When the disc is inserted and the process is half way through, a message comes up 'Fatal Error 1327. Invalid Drive G:' Anyone know owt about this? We have been using this printer for a while now on other pc's but want to use it elsewhere.

We would still have been relegated. Teams would do all they can to pummel the weaker sides, so those playing NUFC would have targetted us in respect of a club they could score plenty of goals against. We would have seen a lot more results like Liverpool at home. Imagine having to witness that, let alone a shite Newcastle United team every week!!!!

That's quite an emotional piece. Rest assured I will take time off work to attend your funeral

All true. Trouble is certain other clubs have these moments without getting relegated, and they win a trophy or two when they are on a high. For a club with one of the biggest fanbases in the country, is this our true rung on the ladder ie relative success without being number 1, getting relegated, starting all over again That's something I've wondered. Exactly where is our position in football? Maybe the fact we could have won some cups/titles, but froze at the worst possible time has resulted in our demise. If we had have won something, maybe we would have gone on to better things. However, we are where we are. We have no right to be in the Prem, and the thought of having a new owner with no debt is a fairly tempting proposition.

People who don't cover their mouths when they yawn should be electrocuted imo.

It's largely thought that the play-off defeat to sunlun in 1990 was a defining moment in our history. Had we won, and got up to the first division (with or without Swindon's betting help) there is a belief that there would have been no Magpie Group, Hall, Keegan etc etc. Now we find ourselves in division two again. Could this be another defining moment? Had we stayed up, the huge cracks would hardly have had enough paper over them. However, we didn't stay up, so what might have happened is irrelevant. If LardAsh does take a hit, and we are left with a new owner and no debt what-so-ever, would this relegation have been such a bad thing? Championship with no debt, and new owner - Good or bad ??

Poor Grasshopper.

You'll need to find a cure for heart disease and COPD too though, better get your overtime in. Heart disease? Its sorted, prevention, treatment, surgery is all well understood. You cant change people's lifestyles but you can pretty much do everything else. Heart failure is still a bit tricky mind and an infarction depends on time to stenting etc but if you go to hospital in time, they can save you. Anyway, to your point, one of them will get me. Cheers for that. Rather a big IF there. COPD is the one that makes me laugh about smokers, one of the most prevalent smoking related diseases yet most smokers have no idea what it is. And rather than the relatively quick death offered by an MI or lung cancer, it's a long drawn out process where you spend many years of your life too breathless to do anything, even breathless at rest. And the funniest thing is that while by not smoking you reduce your risk of heart disease and cancers, you can pretty much exclude yourself from getting COPD - there are hardly any diseases that you can do that to. My dad's got COPD. It's fun. Not. Anyway, getting back on track. Reading Stevie's Scottish thing has just reminded me of one: folk (especially some Scots' pronunciation) who say 'sangwich' instead of sandwich. It's fuckin' SANDWICH you clarts. It's a fuckin' place - SANDWICH. There, wasn't difficult, was it

:icon_lol: You seemed such a nice girl

In The Loop. Hmmm, okay, but not as good as the tv series imo. 7/10. Gran Torino. For an actor of Clint Eastwood's standing to go out on such an abysmal film is such a shame. What a load of tripe. Bad story, badly acted. 3/10 - only because the car was nice.

You're right, Sniff. You can't beat egg and chips, and all this arty-farty stuff just shows what's wrong with this country.

I'm sorry, I just don't believe that. A claw hammer would be used to 'pull' their loved one's teeth out, not batter them out.

Almost as dangerous as when he gets home. Them thar christyans aint gonna like him huddlin' up to thurm thar mooslims.

God is love. Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more. A well-known christian dance track.

Don't forget the clocks go back in October. EDIT: it's back, you stupid old twart.

Just slim men, eh?? Okaaaaaaay. Meenzer and KD, sitting in a tree, K.I.S.S.I.......

We tried to punch with the big boys and failed. Debt necessary to make it to top six (ha ha, we have to get back to the Prem first - I had completely forgotten that!!)? Probably, but if the wrong appointments are made the end result is where we are now. To tell the truth, the thought of lining Shepherd's pockets again makes me want to spew, but I am at the end of my tether with LardAsh so I am almost, almost, tempted to welcome him back.

Old news, I heard that yesterday. The day before, for me. Ner ner ner

The hipster was enjoying the sun at Ingram Valley today. Liked the pics of Tynemouth. One of my great uncles was lighthouse keeper on the north side many moons ago. Just so you know

My immediate thoughts are that this is good news and a new buyer will takeover fairly soon. If some dude is interested in purchasing fuckin' Pompey, then surely we are a bargain buy? Where does this £40m Barclays overdraft come from????? I thought we were debt free - apart from the loan owed to Ashley ?? Unless this is what the mortgage business Peaspud found is all about??? However, as I said, my initial reaction is one of utter joy.