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Way to go, Joseph!! Whoop, whoop, holler whoop. If only Keegan had realised, we wouldn't be in this position now.

Hey, leave me out of this!

Fish finger or full bush? Slumdog millionaire - thoroughly enjoyable 8/10 It's a side view (really dark pubes) as she (or a fudge double - whatever the fanny equivalent of a body double is?) as she pulls on some stockings. It's a fairly quick shot pretty near the start of the film. Mrs hips missed it, but the trained eye will see it easily

I feel ashamed that I'm really looking forward to next weekend's football, safe in the knowledge that it will be great, exciting stuff and without the pain associated to NUFC shagging my weekend and sleep.

From the BBC: Police have released CCTV footage of a missing 15-year-old girl who is believed to be with a man she met on the internet. Laura Stainforth was last seen by her parents on Wednesday when she left home in Cleethorpes, Lincolnshire. Humberside Police believe she is with 49-year-old Robert Andrew Williams who is also known as Soccermom. Genuine story, with an ever so slight modification.

I contemplated starting a thread on here about the stuff about him on N-O, but I didn't want to raise any hackles (sp). I find some of the stuff written about him over there incredibly sad. The man is a fucking bona fide legend and some folk are treating him in the most disgraceful way. I feel sorry for them, I really do. It's a plebs board. I don't know how Jonny, Gemmill and SSR stick it out over there, it boils my piss. I'm registered on there (under a different name) and have made about 10 posts ( I think). I have a look to see if anything out of the ordinary has cropped up.

Went to see Role Models yesterday afternoon. Chortletastic. A bit of light-hearted fun 7/10. Went to see The Reader last night. Hmmmm, not bad, but not worth all the hype. A quick shot of Winslet's pussy early on, and a few shots of her tits made up for her poor acting (imo) (I thought the young lad played his part much better than Winslet). 8/10.

I contemplated starting a thread on here about the stuff about him on N-O, but I didn't want to raise any hackles (sp). I find some of the stuff written about him over there incredibly sad. The man is a fucking bona fide legend and some folk are treating him in the most disgraceful way. I feel sorry for them, I really do.

I said a while ago that it would be this season or next that we will get relegated; it now looks like this will be the one. I wonder if we will actually get another point this season (watching the great unwashed turn us over at SJP will be extremely painful).

What do I win? If it's a season ticket to SJP, you can stick it up your arse.

Match commentator on talksport: 'a poor corner there by Guthrie' Well I never.

From a listener to talksport yesterday: Why build another runway at Heathrow, when they can just use the Thames.

Probably not a serious bid then.

Utter nonsense tbh. Aye, he's worse. He's a fucking big carthorse who would be an absolute shite signing. I know you have seen him more than me, but the numerous times I've seen him (setanta showed a load of German games) he didn't impress me at all (confirmed by his performances at the euros). Leaving his indeed absolutely shambolic performances at the Euros aside, saying that he didn't impress you in the German league or in European cup games for that matter is just mind boggling tbh. :whistle: I was thinking about Luca Toni, not Mario Gomez Yes, I know I'm thick. :dancing:

I honestly don't know why this has been announced. It can't be to assure potential signings (no joke intended) of continuity at the club, because Kinnear has said he doesn't know if he will accept it - thus meaning continuity is not assured. I'm really baffled. Kinnear says he now knows what his future is, and in the next breath he says he's mulling it over!!! I recently gave the bloke (Kinnear) top marks for what he has done so far, and I'll be over the moon if he keeps us up, but he is NOT the man to take this club forward - provided we do stay up. I'm going for the bullshit option of it being just a promise of a big pay-off if he keeps us up and there is no actual contract on offer. If he keeps us up he will get his big cheque, then fuck off back south saying he didn't want to accept the long term contract offer because of his family blah blah blah.

I'm really surprised by this. And, of course, 'appy 'arry the fella we all love (apparently) has done nothing wrong in all of this. God, I'd love to see Spurs go down.

3 - 0 to Blackburn today.

His lack of any sort of credit to Blyth the other week was shameful. Desperate to beat them today, but I'm afraid it's gonna be a 3 - 0 loss

Utter nonsense tbh. Aye, he's worse. He's a fucking big carthorse who would be an absolute shite signing. I know you have seen him more than me, but the numerous times I've seen him (setanta showed a load of German games) he didn't impress me at all (confirmed by his performances at the euros).

NUFC is like the Derren Brown show without the amazing end result. Smoke and mirrors, smoke and mirrors.

Firstly, would there have actually been any training yesterday considering there was a fucking night match the day before? I don't think so. So the cancellation stuff is just bullshit imo. Secondly, to call Beye 'decent' is a fucking joke. He's way, way better than that. Thirdly, Christ I hope it's not Mario Gomez - this bloke is another Shola imo.

Fluke, total and utter fluke. I get the impression that Ashley conducts his affairs on a whim and a hunch; he said as much when he sacked Allardyce, stating something about his 'instincts'.

"London Bridge is falling down" ? Fatty Ashley's a lying twat, lying twat, lying twat Fatty Ashley's a lying twat, he talks bullshit.

Talk is cheap. He needs to put his hand in his pocket and improve the squad. Unless he does that nothing he can say post-transfer window will appease me. This really grinds my gears, K. There are still two weeks left of the window; let's wait and see what happens before we condemn the transfer policy I think we can pretty much guess what's going to happen, especially as it looks like JFK has had to go cap in hand to Llambias and MA to get the paltry sum of £10 million released. Agreed. But that is just a guess, at present. btw, I have to say that the name Llambias makes my blood boil tbh.