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Same here. There were none in Sainsbury's, Whitley Bay, yesterday.

"Look at the bone on that!!" springs to mind. Said in a steriotypical homosexual way, of course

TalkSport have just announced that Speed has been relieved of his coaching responsibilities at Bolton.

Does Mike Ashley really give a fuck about NUFC?? Should he be told to fuck off as well?? Just wondering, like.

Anyway, isn't it about time you changed your nationalilty??

I have to admit that I thought the thread was going to be about some fancy Shakespearian actor who had popped his cloggs

All we need is for his injuries to clear up so he can get a good run of games for us and all this shite will, hopefully, go away. A good run in the team, and a lot of goals scored, and Owen will see how much even the most cold-hearted of Newcastle supporters love him and want him to stay. Let's just hope he stays injury free. Rest assured, I will be singing 'There's only one Michael Owen' against Spurs, so he can hear it quite clearly.

Went to see This is England last night (The Director's Chair thing they advertise at the Odeon - bring your own beret). Some nostalgic bits about skins, new wave, ska, 80's politics etc, but the film was so low budget for any real story to develop to any great degree. 7/10 for me, but I would guess I'm a little biased as I do like that type of film. Lol the skinhead lass was dead sexy btw. yum yum

OK, Jock, you're in the ACL as well! Badges and newsletters to follow! Jock? Oh, you're Nigerian now I see! Moving with the times [Flip Flip Somersault/] Hmmmh, impressive flick-flacks (or whatever they're called), but I just can't tell how old you actually are! Anyway, don't they eat cats in Nigeria?? Where's Rob W when you need him!

Damn, I meant to record that last night! Went out to the flicks with mrs hips and forgot all about it.

OK, Jock, you're in the ACL as well! Badges and newsletters to follow! Jock? Oh, you're Nigerian now I see!

There's a lass that mrs hips goes to the gym with; I wish she'd get them out! Anyway, back to Wispas....I shall conduct a search this post meridian when I'm oot doing my dad's shopping. I'll report back later. Can I have one please? A WISPA, you filthy man! Of course you can. Either - at any time!!!! Yes, I'm a flithy man (I bet you wanted to call me a filthy old man, but I can't prove it! )

Rumours of an 'Owen Oot' demonstration outside SJP this afternoon are, as you expect, wide of the mark!

OK, Jock, you're in the ACL as well! Badges and newsletters to follow!

There's a lass that mrs hips goes to the gym with; I wish she'd get them out! Anyway, back to Wispas....I shall conduct a search this post meridian when I'm oot doing my dad's shopping. I'll report back later.

Snakehips and Sima in the Anti Cat League. Strange bedfellows

We're in danger here of this becoming a Bellamy thread. For me, Owen is committed and will score for us on a regular basis. It's just unfortunate, for NUFC, that his 'fitness' has coincided with numerous Engerlund games which seem to come around far more regular these days (it seems) and he got that year-long injury playing for Engerlund playing in Germany.

It wont ever happen, but anyway - it can't. A player can't sign for more than one club in a calander year uim?? Who's signed for more than one club in a callendar year like? Bellamy signed for the m Liverpool July 2006, West Ham July 2007, so he could move in January. It will never happen but I wish it would. Some toon fans are so dense it makes want to bash me heed off the wall. Sooner he's away from the toon the better. The sooner he's off, the better eh? How come you are always fucking right (apart from L.B, that is) and everyone else has got it wrong??? Not just on this issue but every fucking thing else? I was there in the 70's, 80's, 90's through all shit supporting the team as much as you but that doesn't make me, or you, any more qualified to claim to be the only fucker who knows what is right and what is wrong.

It wont ever happen, but anyway - it can't. A player can't sign for more than one club in a calander year uim?? Only applies to a player who has moved on a Bosman iirc. I.e. can't move on again for 12 months. I think we signed Boumsong because he had signed a pre-contract agreement with Rangers the Jan before. At least I read that somewhere. Ok. Cheers.

It wont ever happen, but anyway - it can't. A player can't sign for more than one club in a calander year uim??

Very true!!!!

Track record shows that we have little hope there. Expensive trophy signing, not delivered goods, £12 mill for him in January, big Shola will finally step out of the shadows. Not delivering the goods? Hasn't he scored about 9 in 16 or summat ?? £12m for him? No chance. The only problem with ikkle Mickey is his injury problem. And the VAST majority of the perceived problem in this regard is due to ONE injury picked up in the World Cup - an injury that is unlikely (hopes) to happen on a regular basis.

OMG!!!!!1111 DISSING STEVIE T LOCAL HEERO GEORDIE SOOPASTAR AND ENGLAND CAPTAIN IN THE FUTURE !!111

Micheal Owen is 100% quality. I am over the moon he is playing for us. If he is getting a negative vibe from some supporters I'm sad to hear it. As a professional footballer, I'm convinced he is 100% committed to playing for us - as he would be for whichever club he played for. As for cocking his ear to the Gallowgate, I missed when he did this. If he did it on Sunday, I would be surprised if he wasn't referring to the fact that the 'header' came off his ear. As to going to Liverpool - no chance; they have their four strikers now.

All minus scores!!! It must be shit! Never hord of the dude, mesel. Sometimes I'm glad I'm old(er)