snakehips

Thank God I wasn't there! The crowd were doing that fucking Mexican wave at the Stad De France (sp) last night - I had to press the mute button, it was so annoying. Maybe Mexico should be nuked for giving the world this most annoying activity?? Came from America originally. Which makes it an even better plan. I thought it had started during the Mexico W.C in, er '86 (?). No matter; wherever it started should be dispensed with

He was born in England was he not? Yes. So fucking what? He should not have anything to do with England games just because he was born here. He should not have anything to do with England games, full stop.

This was shown on Graham Norton's show last night. Toontastic - first with everything

holy shit What she said!!!

Please, feel free to take Lawrenson!!

I guess I'm just hacked off that we get that tosser Lawrenson tbh. Yes, a foreigner would give an impartial view. I think Lawrenson would do a great job co-commentating for the Welsh games

Nice teats though Fuck ME!!!!!1111 She's kept them well covered up!! Must admit I haven't watched tvam in about ten years

Can our overseas members tell me if they have foreign co-commentators for their football games on tv? For the Enland games on BBC1 *spits*, we have this annoying fucking twat Mark 'Lawro' Lawrenson co-commentating. I'm wondering if we are the only nation to do this?? That I can't stand Lawerenson is one thing, but why should we have a foreigner co-commentating on our national games, regardless of the fact he has a contract with BBC Sport. What about the Scotland games, Ritchie? Who do you have? Anyone Welsh, or Irish here? I just think this is wrong, that's all.

Owen lives over the road from me. His kids go to the local comp and he and mrs Owen shop at Aldi. Get rid of the cunt.

I can shout/sing/support at the top of my voice - no problem. I can even see the fun in 'shoes off, if you love the toon'. But Mexican wave?? No thanks. Shoot all who do it imo.

These rankings (in most, if not all, sport) are a load of bollix imo.

Thank God I wasn't there! The crowd were doing that fucking Mexican wave at the Stad De France (sp) last night - I had to press the mute button, it was so annoying. Maybe Mexico should be nuked for giving the world this most annoying activity??

Woolies in Whitley are selling them. Bought two (one for me, one for mrs hips). Vastly overrated. I shan't be buying any more.

Maybe I'm missing something, but are our 'freinds' from down the road losing their skill???? Yes, there is some clever computa stuff in these pics, but where is the dig?? Where is the piss-take?? Surely this should be designed to get our backs up, yet it doesn't in the slightest! Strange. I wonder what the real Mackems make of their new-found 'supporters' who made up some of these???

I obviously agree, but as that's faded, it's become equally obvious that his movement and eye for goal still keep in that class for me. He probably needs to keep injury free for the next 6 months to really prove it though. I agree that it's still top drawer in those elements, however it doesn't help him when you look at the lack of creativity around him, imagine him in a side like Arsenal with their movement from every player and quick passing, he'd score a bucket load, of that I have no doubt. Maybe I'm too optimistic, but I think that'll change come January. Don't want to take things too off topic, but I think Allardyce has come in, said "holy shite, what a fucking mess", and decided he could only sort a certain amount out in one window. Decided that defensive cohesiveness takes the longest to sort out, and will build on that in time. As for Owen, I think the level of talent that he still has is very, very rare. Without a doubt. The "holy shit, what a fucking mess" also applies to Ashley and Mort.

Anyone going? Not me, I hasten to add though it seems it's for a good cause. No doubt there'll be one or two 'deckchairs' in the crowd at SJP to demonstrate how brave they are

apologies Snakemeister...I am a bit off my game this week Apologies accepted. Give it a rub if it's getting too much for you. The leg/buttock, the leg/buttock!!!! Sheeesh!! will do... Better still, ask the gas man to do it!!! They're exceedingly friendly these days. Better hope he's got his metre then I know us Brits are well hung, but I doubt the gas man will have that much! Quite a lot of them were when they were first shipped out here, that's for sure. By the way old man I was just giving Radgi some hope, no more not an inch less

Says everything really. He is putting the ball firmly in NUFC's court regarding whether he stays or goes. The other bullshit about playing for NUFC is just patter in light of the recent Owen shite.

apologies Snakemeister...I am a bit off my game this week Apologies accepted. Give it a rub if it's getting too much for you. The leg/buttock, the leg/buttock!!!! Sheeesh!! will do... Better still, ask the gas man to do it!!! They're exceedingly friendly these days. Better hope he's got his metre then I know us Brits are well hung, but I doubt the gas man will have that much!

Thanks snakey, did you enjoy it? It was amazing!! Not good for my ticker though! How biased was the commentary? Paul Parker was a disgrace!! Its been an unbelievable season so far for us. New chairman, board, manager AND squad during the summer... and yet we have such a togetherness already its just incredible. They just don't know when they're beat, shame we went 3-0 down, but what a fightback 2nd half! Big game for us Sunday against Stevenage. Can't put it into words what it will mean to us to come back up after all the ludicrous goings on down here over the last couple years. Tough league to get out of though. I was quite impressed with TU in the first half and was more than surprised when they let in three soft goals, the third seemed a foul to me (despite what Paul Parker insisted was a shoulder to shoulder!). Top marks to Setanta for showing these Blue Square games - I love watching them. Yes though Setanta need to sort their commentary team out! Yes, third goal was a foul, despite Paul Parker's 'shoulder to shoulder' Beds was pushed in the back! We have probably the best strike force in our league with Sills, Phillips and Zebroski. We had a spell where we scored 18 goals in 5 games We're on Setanta again soon I think, cheer us on Snakey Will do, T/R. Whenever I watch any game of football I always find one side to 'support' (is usually determined from historical meetings with NUFC) over the other so I will follow TU when they're on What if they're on against us. SShhh Jonny, As I just said, my worst nightmare!!!! You just know it's gonna happen sometime Well I honestly wouldnt know how I'd feel untill the K.O!! With your hands, of course! I'm sure you'll know where Too predictable! That's me finished.

apologies Snakemeister...I am a bit off my game this week Apologies accepted. Give it a rub if it's getting too much for you. The leg/buttock, the leg/buttock!!!! Sheeesh!! will do... Better still, ask the gas man to do it!!! They're exceedingly friendly these days.

Was watching that on a shitty little black and white portable tv, in Chile of all places. (apologies for the Rob W moment there ). The locals around us weren't half shocked at our reactions to the goal!!

Only some days! Well, more interesting than Vomit, poo, piss and dead people! Well try and stop killing them, then!!

Oh christ not another countdown thread of Alex going through the door to Claire! Actually the doing wor lass bit is probably wishful thinking. If she's booked the table for 7.30 - 8.00 - ish she'll already be in the uninterruptible process of getting ready. I might get a kiss if I'm lucky. Just turn on that unmistakable Colwill charm, if that doesn't work I can see Alex munching down his meal faster than Snakehips in bed with a woman. Hey, bucko, it might be quick but I'm always satisfied