snakehips

Just scared of his hairybackedgayness. Not a patch on Cath's brillo pad tbf. How do you know?? Mr Hips! Are you making up your own mental images here?! Shshshshs, I'm trying to concentrate!!

Just scared of his hairybackedgayness. Not a patch on Cath's brillo pad tbf. How do you know??

Has 2Tone been to a piss up? He hasn't met me, that's for sure. You'll spot me easily enough - I'm the quiet one at the back with the pin-stripe suit on

Whaaa?

I love Charlotte's use of Welsh slang

For the nurses! Nurses? Tsk

Class Remind me you need a Happy New Year kiss For the cheek!! FYP Can't wait I promise not to send my tongue too far down your throat! (Apologies. That doesn't half sound utterly repulsive, no matter how much of a joke )

Due to an astronomical amount of requests (I believe that a motion was even passed in the House today), you'll be happy to learn that I have bowed to public pressure and will be doing a stand-up routine from noon and again after the match

It would have been so much more fun if his name had been Vaina! Life's a twat at times! (pun intended)

Ah divvent knaa. I tells yuz a crakin jurk and yuz divvent apreeshiate it. Two tv aerials get married. The wedding was aalreet but the reception was brilliant!

*phones undertaker*

And it's only a CHANCE to win it. *sprints off to spend £51 at the on-line shop, he is so tempted*

The lad who started the Sexiest NME female blah blah thread..... 'duckerDavies' sounds like a character from Eastenders or a Dickens novel

Fat kid from Wallsend was asked what his favourite musical instrument at school is. He answered: 'The dinner bell'

A light pine for the first week and a deep mahogany for the second. Correct! Imagine the extra baggage. Suppose she will have to stop flying B.A. as it would cost her an absolute fortune. Oh, I forgot......

Shock horror Or you're losing your touch?? Immmmpossible!!!!! Next time I'm in Devon, I'll prove it Mrs hips is just off her heed I had to read that twice ( I thought your luck had changed somewhat)!!!

If H. M/McCartney goes on a beach holiday, does she take a stack of legs for differing shades of tan??

I was listening to that this morning. The man's a tube at times

Shock horror Or you're losing your touch?? Immmmpossible!!!!! Next time I'm in Devon, I'll prove it Mrs hips is just off her heed

She'd get it big time. And seems to be a sound girl from what I can remember from interviews. The hipster's in luuuurv!! If she played her cards right...... would the bin dipper accent not put you off? Scouser, you say?? Hmmmmm. *makes note not to take wallet on date* She couldn't talk much with her mouth full, though, could she?

No, got nowt better to do than pick up on your typing error. Sorry. Mrs hips in bed with a bad head! She even spurned my advances she must be going mentalist

She'd get it big time. And seems to be a sound girl from what I can remember from interviews. The hipster's in luuuurv!! If she played her cards right......

Ah, the ancient internet, you cannit beat it!

origin: Possibly norsk. First found around Tyneside around 1000 AD. Superior being. Not to be confused with lesser mortals. Other persons, in the company of, should bow and scrape at regular intervals (especially Saturdays).