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Hope he reversed the charges.

Wind Up Merchant, you thick cockney twat

But do you like him and his music?

*puts head in hands* The antithesis of cool.

Reminds me - at the Jimmy Carr thing last week he made about 5 minutes worth of Heather Mills jokes. Anyway, stood outside afterwards and this lass emerges from the exit. On crutches. With one leg amputated pretty much at the arse. With her boyfriend. Must have been a pretty uncomfortable 5 minutes for the pair of them. Plenty leg-room for the two of them, though.

Or spend £20m on two flops, Djemba Djemba.

Sheera looks like he has a bit of a Heather Mills gannin on with his right stump

I posted that. It was the little fella on Have I Got News For You who said it

Hmmmmm, I remember it I hate nurses.

I don't know why, but I just fancy a bit of traditional English football with loads of crunching tackles on the opposition. Yerrrrrr, get stuck in. HARD *cough*

Rumour has it that wee Craig has a screen test for The Hobbit

Cheeky bastid Phlegmill Mid-40's (not so long ago I could claim to be early 40's ) And, 2Jags, you should have seen the hips at the George Michael gig (Ahm geet with it, me like)

I suppose it is for the best. This country would have just gone into melt-down due to lost revenue. Blair and Brown on the piss, as we speak.

Thank fuck for Rob, L/M and T/pack

Correct. ***** is my sexual advisor; when I want his fucking advice, I'll ask for it

I'm with option 2. Just shag her and move on. She can't be trusted with any man, so use her and cast her aside The personification of cool tbh Correct. Watch and learn, my boy, watch and learn!

They are going to make beer and tabs cheaper, but, as a true Geordie, I have to ask: What about LARD??!!!!

You're right about the tax being the same regardless of which crap govt we have, Alex. And also about the tabs and drink being more interesting for the Customs than drugs. Did anyone notice the announcement the other day that 200 (200!) Customs offices around the country are going to close?

You're probably right, but I wondered which smart arse can then make the next step of 'If it can't apply to alcohol etc, why not consumer goods?'...

This is what I was thinking. The money is going to have to come from somewhere. After all, how on earth are we to afford attacking Iran ffs?? Stealth taxes ahoy! I must say I was a bit sceptical when Blair and Brown were coming out the other week with all the shite about the environment etc etc; I suspected this lot was just a cover for more taxes of some description.

Hey! A lot of my family are mongs from Devon I'll have you know. you could even be related to me alex!!! That would mean I'd have to shag you btw Keep it in the family

I believe the european court is going to decide soon on this business about UK residents being able to buy cigs and alcohol abroad without duty payments. As we have a thread about piracy, will this cigs and alcohol case just be the thin end of the wedge in that we should be allowed to buy cd's and dvd's abroad as well, though much cheaper??? Anyone know the ins and outs of this lot?

Hey! A lot of my family are mongs from Devon I'll have you know. you could even be related to me alex!!! Flawed genes - you got the hair, he didn't - due to all the inbreeding down there, so it's quite possible. the woman of my family all have lots of thick hair, but sadly, the men seem to lose their's quite young. *decides to leave his comment about liking lots of hair*

Hey! A lot of my family are mongs from Devon I'll have you know. you could even be related to me alex!!! Flawed genes - you got the hair, he didn't - due to all the inbreeding down there, so it's quite possible.

I'm with option 2. Just shag her and move on. She can't be trusted with any man, so use her and cast her aside