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Was that not the same time as the whole sting thing. Yeah. I got confused between the sting and the Lörrach escapade. Although, to be fair, our Smoothy probably does that quite a lot anyway. Sorry, I was confused too - which came first again? The chicken.

*remembers the scene well and chortles* Is that basically the same joke as the kids on Lethal Weapon? Can hardly remember out about that film, apart from ',but you're blek. Listen to your friend, he knows what he is talking about'. Right film?

*remembers the scene well and chortles*

Only to those with sick minds. Well that's me for deffo then. Something tells me, though, that I'm not alone...as the song goes.

Catmag's 'Nadz'. Peasepud's 'Sting'. Is this euphemism city, or summat????

I can't believe you've said that about the lass's mother when she's registered on here. What's her username? As if I would tell you that!!!!!! It would be PM City if word got out who she is tbh though, I think it 's only very occasionally that she lurks on here. If you're reading this *****, I do love ya mum. Honest. Can I bribe you?? (knowing the answer already )

That would be typical NUFC, wouldn't it? Bramble's form goes sky-high but come the end of the season it is too late as Bramble has already agreed to join someone else on a Bosman! Something has to be sorted before the end of the window imo. I stll reckon he'll be swapped for Distin.

Is that you Freddy? No, Anal D'Ohliver

My daughter occasionally reads these pages. She's actually registered. If she sees summat she doesn't like, tough - she's an adult now.

T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'. Let's hope her son isn't browsing on here again. Well, they are from 'down there' so he probably takes part in these activities at the same time. As do all the villagers - together on the village green - when the moon is full. Hey i dont mind a laugh, but thats going too far snakey!!! I meant with the villagers en masse. NOT what you are thinking!!!!

Just to clarify, I'm attempting to insult you here, not your wife! Too late- she was here looking over my shoulder rubbing some vic on her asshole for lub (we aint got any KY or out else right now) in preparation for trials. Imagine Mrs Bacon in a rage and you will see mrs hips on her way to Gatesheed as we speak You're fuckin' mince, lad

T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'. Let's hope her son isn't browsing on here again. Well, they are from 'down there' so he probably takes part in these activities at the same time. As do all the villagers - together on the village green - when the moon is full.

T/R didn't actually say what you're suggesting she did. And I suspect she might be about to take you to task for calling her a "real slapper". I know she didn't, but I couldn't resist saying that was what she was implying We all know she lets mr Raider (in more ways than one, it's obvious to say!) stick it there on special occasions. I just hope it's clean when she lets him Her wording suggests that she doesn't exactly enjoy it either. As the song goes.....'the things we do for love'.

You're right, T/R, only real slappers go in for this 'Tradesman's entrance' stuff!!!! I never could understand the facsination with this desire to stick it up the choccy locker Not for me, but each to their own I suppose. Maybe I should ask Mrs hips if she fancies her sphincter stretched??? How inconsiderate of me not to have asked before

Any Geordies in this Belgravia Group?? If not, fook off. N.O.G. etc etc

Wes Brown 27 ???? Fook me!!!!111 No thanks. I reckon some sort of swap with Citeh (best supported team in the history of football. Ever. FACT!) will happen with Distin + £1m coming here and Brambles going there. Let's face it, something will have to happen soon with Brambles if his contract runs out in April (?) next year. He's worth a couple of mill, but not much more, so we can't just chuck it away. That's why I reckon on the Distin swap, as his contract is in the same position iirc. That would leave any funds we do have available for a striker. Who? I don't know. Is it Forlan who plays for Villareal?? Swap him for Luque + £2m ???? There, sorted. All we need then would be a LB. A right back as well would be nice, but I don't think our finances can stretch that far. As long as we get a striker imo.

A tad draconian, me thinks!

Shay Given's excusing who?

Rumour has it that he crashed into a bus whilst studying the passengers to see whether the pensioners had been left standing.

What's that? Around £2.5m ? FFS. I'd also guess that the jumping flop is on high wages. I think a transfer would help directly finance someone like Nugent for 4m if you include the money saved in wages. Nugent wont be going anywhere in Jan. They are top of the Championship now and to sell him would be stupidity of NUFC proportions.

What's that? Around £2.5m ? FFS.

Of course not. I'm sure if someone had started a White Police Federation they would have been welcomed with open arms

'caus everyone with half a brain knows it doesn't work that way!

"Have you seen this man?" (picture similar to Mourinho's adapted pic in the football forum)

I was going to say Beardsley as well. Yes, there have been better footballers over the years, but Beardsley is 'one of us' and I got to see him far more often than the others, and in the flesh as well - not just on tv.