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I used to be the same as your son but recently I've relaxed my stance on umbrellas, mainly due to the fact I kept getting wet. Its only acceptable to carry an umbrella if it is a golf umbrella, it is made up of no more than two colours, preferably some sort of company logo on it so it doesn't look like you bought it yourself, it is raining heavily (not merely 'spitting') and the journey takes more than five minutes on foot. If these conditions aren't met then it is inexcusable. I remember the 'brolly boys' of the early 80's. I wouldn't call any of them effeminate. Brolly = not wet = common sence = brain = cool = pink shirt = attractive to women = getting a shag = success Man bags = I want to indulge in greco-wrestling with other sweaty males = gay. FACT!

Peasepud did mine towards the end of last year I was too lazy to remove it, so it has stayed up throughout the year

You have a brain as well, Matty. The whole point about a newspaper article is that people read it. It is written to describe something that happened. As you say, to allude to a chance on goal as a 'shot' when in fact it was a header, is just shit journalism as it gives someone who hasn't seen the incident the wrong information. End of. For the none-believers

The name that immediately springs to mind is 'Bart' Stimpson.

Bollox. In this instance, a good reporter would have written: '...if Sibierski's header had not been blocked on the line...' Anything else is just bollox, no two ways about it.

A header is technically a shot. It counts as a shot on goal. I know he's shite, but give him some credit. Sorry, but that's just bollox.

Just seen this comment: "...if Antoine Sibierski's late shot had not been cleared off the line..." Hmmmm, could have sworn it was a header

I did try and run him over the other day, what do I get? Points on your HGV licence tbh

GIVEN SOLANO TAYLOR BRAMBLES BABA BUTT MILNER DYER EMRE DUFF MARTINS (swap Bramle for Distin and get a decent LB in Jan)

I was thinking last Sunday that Zog is struggling for form. He is doing a fair bit of 'headless chicken' stuff a la Lua Lua, but one thing is for certain - he will have plenty of opportunity to play himself into form over the next few games as there's no-one to replace him atm. I do like Zog, but he seems to be struggling at the moment.

HBTY, HBTY, HBDT-K......., HBTY

Some lass's response to her partner's request for rear entrance??

What happens if the ref kicks Albert Luque? Does the ref get: A) Congratulated by all the players on the pitch. Admonished by the FA for not doing it hard enough. C) Geordie citizenship and a statue of him put outside SJP. Edit: dunno why that 'cool' smilie is doing there I certainly didn't do it, and it doesn't seem to want to go

Taylor needs to play alongside a good CB to teach him the finer points of the game - before it's too late. Distin will be good for him imo

That whole 'incident' was a complete farce. Taylor gets hoofed, has to go off and gets booked caus the ref hasn't waved him on. Fuckin ridiculous rule for such circumstances.

A finger of fudge is just enough, until it's time to eat. A finger of fudge is just enough, to give your kids a..... Better stop there. Just in case

Hmmmmmmmmmmm Some uncalled-for comments me thinks.

Apart from one awful pass from Bramble that put us under pressure, I didn't think there was much between either of them .....and you actually watched the match?? There were several errors to be fair. Several? Can you name them? Well you're at it can you name the moments of quality from N'Zogbia too? If you watch the game again really carefully you can't bloody miss them!! Off the top of my head (there were more). Bramble gets too easilly turned by frankfurt player who gets a shot away (Bramble does get a block in then though). Bramble gives ball away. Two strikers lining up for header on goal Bramble no where near! IF THIS WAS BETTER STANDARD OF OPPOSITION IN THE PREMIERSHIP, HE SORRY WE WOULD HAVE BEEN PUNISHED YET AGAIN FOR HIS BLUNDERS! GET RID ASAP Zoggy had some decent brakes and was fairly solid defensively too fairly good all rounder today. Ramage was going beserk with Zog at times, this evening.

What I liked about Nobby tonight was on more than one occasion he displayed his knowledge of being aware of what was happening and where his man was. He just controlled the ball, or let it bounce - giving himself an extra second or two to make a good pass, rather than just a hoof up the park to clear the lines. Still has to be tested by a better winger but pretty good so far.

An all round 7, me thinks, with Nobster getting an 8. I'll blame it on the pitch, but there were occasions when a quick pass from Emre would have set up some great chances, only for him to take his time. But, it's easy when watching on the telly.

*remembers the scene well and chortles* Is that basically the same joke as the kids on Lethal Weapon? Can hardly remember out about that film, apart from ',but you're blek. Listen to your friend, he knows what he is talking about'. Right film? No but it's the sequal to the right film What do some silly numbers mean, between friends? Well they mean you don't know the bit of the film I mean for a kick off Correct!

Gemmill scared her off.

*remembers the scene well and chortles* Is that basically the same joke as the kids on Lethal Weapon? Can hardly remember out about that film, apart from ',but you're blek. Listen to your friend, he knows what he is talking about'. Right film? No but it's the sequal to the right film What do some silly numbers mean, between friends?

Come on, who iz ya???? We see you lurking.

Isn't the new telly deal worth an absolute mint btw? Guaranteed mega-bucks for any team in the Prem?