snakehips

I'm not sure if she had made the clock herself. It was featured in her local paper.

Maybe if 'Sophie' posted a pic of her topless in the next five minutes just so we knew for certain? Just for proof, you understand.

The clock that was in his office. It was in a picture she posted on the board.

Was Mandy the old (Jeez, listen to me!) lass from the midlands who gave Bobby Robson the clock?? Called herself Angel back in the old board days??? Or am I hopelessly wrong?

Let me guess - Spartacus??? Do I get a prize?

you said you would 'do me for free' if i wore my newcastle shirt! 131996[/snapback] If thats true: 1. What the hell do you discuss over PM's? There seems to be a high incidence of this sort of carry on from you. 2. How much did you offer to pay her before the Newcastle shirt factor brought the price crashing down? 132001[/snapback] well i thought it was S-O trying to wind me up so i was aking her all sorts of weird shit and she just kept replying 132014[/snapback] Bollocks! You thought you were in there with some random bint from the internet and now you're trying to save face by saying you were winding her up. You have a habit of doing stuff like this... *cough* Mags *cough* *splutter* 132031[/snapback] How many other girls have had J69 trying to woo them by pm, I wonder?? None of them I've been exchanging filth with have mentioned him. They had better not be two-timing me 132036[/snapback] Only Mags to my knowledge but their must be a reason why Jill doesn't post on here as much anymore. He probably PMed her a picture of his flakey, straight edge cock tbh. 132037[/snapback] You mean his flakey, bigger-than-average, straight edge cock.

I think it should be a rusty old one 132030[/snapback] Stick the Angel of the North up the Clown of the North's backside.

you said you would 'do me for free' if i wore my newcastle shirt! 131996[/snapback] If thats true: 1. What the hell do you discuss over PM's? There seems to be a high incidence of this sort of carry on from you. 2. How much did you offer to pay her before the Newcastle shirt factor brought the price crashing down? 132001[/snapback] well i thought it was S-O trying to wind me up so i was aking her all sorts of weird shit and she just kept replying 132014[/snapback] Bollocks! You thought you were in there with some random bint from the internet and now you're trying to save face by saying you were winding her up. You have a habit of doing stuff like this... *cough* Mags *cough* *splutter* 132031[/snapback] How many other girls have had J69 trying to woo them by pm, I wonder?? None of them I've been exchanging filth with have mentioned him. They had better not be two-timing me

Sophie, regarding these pm's between you and j69, who sent the first one??

you said you would 'do me for free' if i wore my newcastle shirt! 131996[/snapback] You obviously didn't pick up on my sarcasam sweetheart! You fit into the category of a horny man BTW. 132003[/snapback] Is that a bit like Alacasam ?? 132011[/snapback] Ooops. Well I dont think I'd ever shag J69> Even if I was paid. Shearer on the other hand............ 132012[/snapback] As I said earlier, you haven't met snakehips yet

you said you would 'do me for free' if i wore my newcastle shirt! 131996[/snapback] You obviously didn't pick up on my sarcasam sweetheart! You fit into the category of a horny man BTW. 132003[/snapback] Is that a bit like Alacasam ??

Toontasticers please note: Sophie hasn't met Snakehips yet. 131979[/snapback] Well you've definitely got the old man thing on your side. 131982[/snapback] If you lot don't stop ribbing me about being over 35, I'll join StevieH24's gang.

You lot are just bullies. EDIT: Cliquey bullies.

Why do you think this? As far as I gathered the request would have been for special dispensation not a change in the rules. 131977[/snapback] Nah, I've read the same somewhere as well. The vote would be over a change in the FAPL rules. I still don't see where that would leave us in UEFA-governed competitions though. 131980[/snapback] You must have read the same article I have, Gemm. I can't remember where it was though. The Howard Wilkinson article (on this board) points to this process of changing the rules as a potential disaster as far as getting the decision in our (or Freddies)favour.

Toontasticers please note: Sophie hasn't met Snakehips yet.

I wonder if the agent was chuckling when he described NUFC as a 'mega club'.

The hair looks like a wig to me. Plays rugby? Okay boys, you can have her - the snake isn't interested.

This farce has just taken another twist, in my mind. The clubs voting at the forthcoming AGM, on the changes to the rules to enable Roeder to take the manager's job at SJP, is a vote to change the rule structure, NOT an isolated case of 'shall we let Roeder do it' . This means they will be less likely to 'go with it', imo, as the badges are Uefa rules, are they not? They would be voting to do away with the requirement altogether, which is far less likely to happen I would have thought. Aaaand, how come Anal D'Ohliver was announcing this request to bend the rules BEFORE Newcastle United had actually made the application?? This is fucking ridiculous in the extreme.

Get Jimbo to give him a hand-job, you mean

To make an application for Roeder's appointment, by waiving the rules is one thing. To include, on the same submission, proposals for Shearer to be included is absolute fantasy - the FA couldn't give a flying fuck who we appoint as assistant or coach or tea lady for that matter! All the FA are interested in is the application for the rules to be bent for Roeder - nothing else. Why on earth would NUFC then start wittering on about irrelevances that don't concern the club this week - let alone next year. The story is bollix 131886[/snapback] Shepherd probably thinks the PL revere Shearer as much as he does. "And in closing the meeting, I've received a letter from Shepherd at Newcastle. Shall I even open it, or just fling it in the bin and tell him no.......hold on, let's have a look for a laugh....*opens envelope*.....Glenn Roeder......UEFA Pro Licencse.....blah blah.....dispensation....blah......*GASPS!!* ALAN SHEARER?!!!? Lads, we're gonna have to give this one a bit more thought. Cancel all your meetings for the day!" 131889[/snapback] At least they still have the decorum to refer to him as 'Shepherd at Newcastle' rather than 'that fat fucker in cloud-cuckoo land'.

Don't tell me - she wants to play a game of Pacman?

I wonder what Papa Lazarazu will do, as I believe he wears that make-up the whole time Maybe he could go as a big, white, fat clown? Yes, a Freddie Shepherd lookalike.

To make an application for Roeder's appointment, by waiving the rules is one thing. To include, on the same submission, proposals for Shearer to be included is absolute fantasy - the FA couldn't give a flying fuck who we appoint as assistant or coach or tea lady for that matter! All the FA are interested in is the application for the rules to be bent for Roeder - nothing else. Why on earth would NUFC then start wittering on about irrelevances that don't concern the club this week - let alone next year. The story is bollix

Sounds like our style. 131599[/snapback] Was still up this morning. Since when did you need planning permission for such a temporary "structure"? ALmost certainly a bitter mackem involved somewhere. 131631[/snapback] Apparently the planning permission was required because it had Northern Rock on it and was therefore seen as advertising. Something to do with that. 131645[/snapback] Correct.

I don't believe a word of it. tbh. It just seems too far-fetched to be true. Surely this is so mind-bogglingly ridiculous to be nothing more than a made up story? Surely? SURELY?