snakehips

This, effectively, is just like a cup tie for us. A point is no good what-so-ever to us so we might as well throw caution to the wind in the last 10 - 15 mins if we're not winning. Go for it.

I'm tired!

Apparently Pardew made a comment on SSN along the lines of..'all the big clubs have foreign managers.....including Newcastle, though it's still to be announced.' Slip of the tongue? Does he know summit we don't? Strange thing to say. Now then, some lads on N-O a few days ago posted the Dutch press printing something along the lines of the Barcelona No 2 (Ten Cate somebody or other) being in the frame for our job! Aaaaand, remember if you will, my source within the SJP kitchens told me (exclusively) that lots of Edam and Gouda cheese was being delivered Toontastic EXCLUSIVE! *makes note to stick a maahnkee on Ten Cate tomorrow* 2+2 = Good night all.

I couldn't believe this news until I saw O'Bleary on SSN. Who the fuck has sanctioned this???? As JawD says, we surely cannot be agreeing to this sale in case the next manager sees Milner as a great asset! Unless, as JawD says once more, he's here already. If the next manager has not sanctioned this, then this business fucking stinks

2- 1 to us. EDIT: Fuck it! Giving careful consideration I reckon we will thump them 4 - 1. We will pick them off (a la West Aaaaaam) as they pile forward looking desperately to win.

Bring back the live football on SHOOT!

Hey! Michael! Divvent start that stuff about not knowing who our next manager is! I've got two bets of £20 on following information coming from you!!

Pah!! Thicko!! Someone tell him, will they?

Oh great! That makes me feel a whole lot better

Ju ner se paa (as they say in Byker) - I missed all the action too

Cheers, Gemm, that's good to know. Glad to know my privates aren't accessible when I'm not looking

Following J96gate, J69 asked a pertinent question imo. Can moderators access our pm's ??????? I bloody hope not! This is a genuine question. *goes off to delete the steamy/smutty ones from Cath,Mags,Radgina,Toonraider,Meenzer*

Is 'Stab him' a euphemism????

Toplass, dump that 8' long lamp wick and we could get it on 128888[/snapback] well you got the 'long wick' bit right 128907[/snapback]

Don't believe it! He's probably got it hidden in his sporran

Isn't Noel Edmonds superimposed ?

It's rude not to share something good Where is this thread where the 'friction' is??

Sacralidge!! We should start a 'Save our Farty Beans' pressure/resistance group. Which reminds me: 'Are you the Judean People's Front?' 'PISS OFF!, We're the People's Front of Judea'

Toplass, dump that 8' long lamp wick and we could get it on

HBTY, HBTY, HBDS, HBTY Please tell us you are happy on your birthday? You can't possibly be miserable/angry on your birthday as well.

I obviously missed something today. What we need right now is a shagfest. Where are the chicks??

The part of 'Buttons' in the pantomime that is NUFC!

Smartiepants! But then again, am I wright in saying that???

You'd be better off if you tried to get a ticket, tbh... 128363[/snapback] Or maybe he's tired??

Reports are that they are going to announce who will play Widow Twanky in the on-going pantomime that is Newcastle United Football Club.