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I fuckin' TOLD you all that this would happen when lowering the dress standards!!!!! All sorts of riff-raff getting in here now!

Would it be okay to describe myself as a 'floater' ?? 'The Corner' has always been my preferred spot though.

You laydees that are up before us should realise us men need a good shake in the morning. Preferably half-way down!!

Hence the footballing world tripping over themselves to sign him?? At such a paltry fee as well, we are led to believe?? Blackburn Rovers - says your argument doesn't hold true, Papa L

Hence the footballing world tripping over themselves to sign him??? Especially at such a paltry fee, we are led to believe??? Blackburn Rovers - says your argument doesn't hold true Papa Laz

I wouldn't argue the toss between them, the biggest question regarding the pair is why can't the play as well for their country as they do for their clubs ! 135744[/snapback] Can they play together ? If you had to choose, I'd go for Gerrard every time. 135919[/snapback] I think that is the main problem of the English midfield. Accomodating two very good players. The fact that they are so much better at club level might have to do that the one has his Makelele the other one his Alonso who keep them their backs free. It will be interesting how Mourinho tries to accomodate Ballack and Lampard next season... 135926[/snapback] I've thought for a while he should only play one of them. He has to decide. Probably alongside Carrick, on the basis that the team shape is far more important than playing your best players and hoping they gel. This has been proved historically many many times. 135929[/snapback] Exactly! I've thought for a long time that SGE should only play one of them. They are too similar, for me, and the two just don't fit together imo. Gerrard is better imo but everyone has their own thoughts. It's a bit like the old Clemence/Shilton thing - two great players but only one can play. Yes, we can play more than one midfielder but the point I am making is that we can only play one midfielder of that type. Gerrard OR Lampard alongside someone else. Maybe Carrick is the man to get the nod.

Geordies at home, not watching The Bill; watching Boro getting fucked by Seville. Anon Back to the thread: We are the table, the Captain's table - let's get it understood, let's get it understood. Brian Eno (a track on The Taking of Tiger Mountain by Strategy) So cum on feel the noize, girls grab the boys and get wild, wild, wild. Slade (Probably Holder, though I'm not sure. The spelling was something similar and the older members amongst us will possibly remember it more accurately than me)

Not every word starting with Q has a U after it for example Qantas is one word with no 'u' following the Q. Maybe you're still jet lagged catmag Plus Qantas is the best airline in the world! 135913[/snapback] It's not the jet lag Wellsy, it's just part of the 'blonde thing' she has going on at the moment I take it she's still blonde at the moment.

But why the need to put the appointment back 24hrs ?? It's not like NUFC haven't had much notice of the requirement!! Or, is summit afoot?? Hiddink stuck in Russia??

You take some stick on here, J69, but your comment is the most salient about this whole business of 'jugears' Lineker and the comments made on MOTD. I echo what P/P had just said.

Next Monday's press conference: Ladies and Gentlemen (oh, and weasel D'Ohliver anarl), Newcastle United's next manager: Guus Hiddink. Roeder to be assistant. Hiddink will be dividing his time between us and the Ruskies and when he's away, Roeder will have full control. There, I've said it. It's all in the cheese, I tell ya!!

Could be wrong, but I reckon there's a lot of wanking over nowt much tbh. Hope I'm right anyway.

Fuck me, gol, try to curb your emotions!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If this atmosphere doesn't make people like Emre know what is special about NUFC, then nothing will. All we need is for somebody to take us to these types of meaningful games on a regular basis; Roeder, it seems it's over to you now....

Please please please, let us buy a new right back for next season. Anyone watching the Arsenal game? Johansson has just been sent off after about 5 seconds on the pitch. Arsenal 4-2 up, Spurs 2-1 down. 132911[/snapback] Fantastic!! 132912[/snapback] Such a shame.

Atmosphere sounds incredible. Nowt like a sending off to get the lads going!!

Bramble. Jolly good show. Fifteen minutes for Freddie to have our 'mamagement structure' in place. Oh, and Carr has just been sent off - how wonderful professionalism!

Window Licker = Retard. 132699[/snapback] .../\.....\o/..., I think I know the girl in your gifs Can't be certain it is her, but if it's not...Jeeez, she's the spitting image! 132720[/snapback] You know Brandy Taylor? 132832[/snapback] I have to say I am relieved it's not who I thought it might be Nice pair of jugs though

Window Licker = Retard. 132699[/snapback] .../\.....\o/..., I think I know the girl in your gifs Can't be certain it is her, but if it's not...Jeeez, she's the spitting image!

Someone points out that we are not a selling club. We have agreed to let Milner go to Villa. Milner is one of our bright prospects, is he not? Does this make us a selling club, or not?

Is he going 'filming' with a Mr K. Dyer??

Have all the plebs gone for their turkey dinosaurs and chips? You all know there is only one true hunk with overflowing sex appeal and that is me You know it, and I know it, so stop kidding yourselves. Beware of false imitations. Did Sophie share her pic of her chest with you lot?? Nice, aren't they?

Speaking of clocks, I have noticed the time. Ooops, meeting mrs hips in noocarsel early afternoon! Must go. btw, thanks for the pic Sophie They are indeed mighty fine

Sorry guys, but that just made me piss myself laughing!!

Apart from Jimbo, I doubt any, sane, bloke would have wanked over the pic of that bint.