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My apologies, missed that today.

I would take that with a pinch of salt, 'Arry has already said they don't want a loan deal.

He's a powerful fucker, hopefully it will work well with Cisse.

I've stopped taking an interest in rumours now. Fuck them all.

He's a good footballer and we are desperate for attacking options so yes. He's still a greedy fucker though.

Charlie Austin signs for QPR, opening the door for Remy coming here.

Look at me, my mate is a business analyst. Pathetic.

Gomis deal done apparently, agent fees to be confirmed then a medical this week.

Who can forget the handbags with Bowyer, the look on Bowyers face after being split up was priceless.

That Everton goal was fucking class.

Retired from football.

Two strikers is a must, will be interesting to see if Cisse can play with Remy.

He definitely sent that transfer update from a Parisian restaurant.

West Brom interested in Scott Sinclair, another rumoured target will bite the dust.

Aha.

All that for fucking nothing.

He's not in court for a couple of months.

They've lost two of their three games in Japan. Like I said at the weekend, fitness is top of the priority list. Bunch of fucking flappers on here. You've got to laugh at the scum down the road getting carried away with our pre-season activity, lives absolutely dominated by the club up the road.

When Kinnear appeared back on the scene I was taking the piss about who he'd sign, Harford was a name that was mentioned. Unbelievable. What exactly will his job be? Graham Carr reports to Pardew, Pardew reports to Harford, Harford reports to Kinnear, Kinnear reports to Ashley. Great setup IYAM.

Aslong as this contributes towards fitness for the start of the season then it means fuck all.

"Lack of better options than Newcastle". We certainly are held in high regard these days.

We conceded 68 league goals last season with the centre backs we have now, cancelling the Douglas deal was downright fucking stupid.

Finally, we agree on something!

It's definitely genuine, and they really are that ugly.

Sunderland is too much of a shit hole for their new players.