ToonMarshy

Im just worried about this lads obsession with kids - bordering on un-healthy if you ask me. I'd recommend reporting him to their local authorities like but knowing the unwashed the coppers would just round em up and join in themselves

If put money on that - but chances are your arent old enough to gamble mate! We dont have that but i believe if you catch match of the day youll watch you pathetic excuse for a football team being outplayed for 90 minutes again - just in case you missed it while you were getting noshed off by your sister like

1. harper was attacked from behind by your next big defensive signing (most effective tackle your lot put in today, and we all know you dirty mackem battys love blokes in the shitter) 2.At the end of the match your fat Joke of a manager was jigging down the touchline about taking 1 point in injury time from us - all season. And all the SMB were going home to shag their sisters. You grotty little mackem fucker. Now put the keyboard down and go back and play with your tonka trucks before mummy finds you on the pc without her permission again

Id sell Alan Smith, then buy him back so i could have the satisfaction of selling him again

It just baffles the mind how you can have such lack of pride and passion about your team - Especially when faced with what is renowned as the biggest derby in the league! Also how you can have such a lack of spine - he should be coming out and admitting that he was let off - the team played gash, and it was the ref that gave them the point! But no Bruce you are right, derbys dont matter at all - not worth making a fuss over like oooh i dunno, recalling all your big guns to put out a full strength first team squad and arranging special occasion based songs to be played after the match. Honestly any Mackem worth his salt wants to be embarrassed by their lot today, and if by some strange humorous trick theres one out there agreeing with brucies bullshite - well then God has proved us wrong and proved there is indeed something lower than a Mackem

That actually feels like a loss - it really does. Can't believe fat bruce the tosser doing a jig down the line as if they just won the cup -it was a 93rd minute equaliser in a fictional 5 minutes of extra time from a ref that bummed you all game - horrible little fat fucker Good of Pardew to come out and say that felt like a loss as well - contrasts pretty well with bruce making shite up as he knows there was nothing redeeming about his teams performance, only way to cover it is to say that derbys dont matter anymore! xD

haha - howard webb loving the unwashed

Best for lovelyhands

Yeah we deffo need to bring some fresh legs on - who comes off though?

Best backheel

Bloody hell best - put it in!!

Simpson! you beaut!!

haha - sound Its been a fucking tense 10 minutes - feeling sick!!

Need a river Kevin?

Unlucky barton

Good Discipline there

Magpie on the pitch! jajajajaja

NOLAN!

Got a fair few rivers but have no idea what sopcast means - *hides under table*

Roughly end to end but they have a much better end product than we have - smith injured and guthrie brought on Howard rebb confusing the red on sunderlands shirt for berbatovs kit and making the decisions accordingly

Keep Shola on for a bit longer, He usually saves his scoring boots for the unwashed!

Krul, Routledge, Lover, Perch, Gosling , Ranger

Lets take advantage of this!

If only Carroll was in that box

Guthrie?! Fuck ! does pardew actually want to lose this?!