ToonMarshy

Jesus christ, sweaty 2 minutes here

Best hits x-bar and out

Ameobi slices it again!!

Original i recommended is back up

Unwashed just took the lead against blackpool

Water i recommended seems to have dropped visual, finding another

Here we go! Lets do it!!

You don't need to be able to defend against best or ameobi though, in fact they do some of their most appalling strike work in front of open goals :/

Fuck sake liverpool we need a draw here, stop scoring!

To be fair i usually rock the colocinni long curls! But that was taken the year i had my head shaved for charity at me workplace - so there was a lengthy period where my hair was..... not quite with the times!

Taken about 5 years ago on new years eve - me housemates were bastards!

I hadn't seen that (not been back on the site since!) But Jesus Christ thats a daft thing to do! I doubt the lads responsible were seeking a job with the 'Lush' web team - but to be fair they are a bunch of hippies in that company anyway! so chances of them knowing how to deal with anything other than soap, flowers and Cher are thin to say the least!

Just a quick notice, I ordered a ton of foul smelling shite from their online store for the mrs for xmas (she loves the stuff for some reason) Last night received an email that their site has been hacked and the payment details of anyone who bought owt from october 2010 til present were more than likely compromised and that a trip to the bank was in order. Know the chances are slim that anyone would be daft enough to be caught ordering any of their stock but figured if it happened to me it can happen to anyone! Check your mails if you've ordered lately!

I'm gonna have my pessimism Glasses on for this one im afraid - although with Smith out we at least will keep our yellow card count down! Hopefully With perch not being there we wont be giving them all the space in the world to run into. Though the thought of Best trying to score again - not even taking into account against spurs, is making me weep. Take a point at best from this - calling 1-3 to the tossers though

Apparently gosling is out for the next 3 weeks as well? Squads looking awfully thin for the home stretch of the season, could really do with some new blood in the team

Fair cop - in that case it becomes really fecking hard! reckon the answer would totally depend on the time of day i was asked!

Would the realistic side effects of each one realistically come into play? that would kind of determine my answer. Food => Always hungry then eventual death? Sex => Chronically oversized right arm Booze = > Blood starts to flow back into body Football => Life becomes boring If it was just that we wouldnt do whichever we chose but no 'bad effect' were to happen - then football would be hardest i guess. If it was based on semi realistic terms then obviously it would be food

Havent been around long enough to form a mental image of you's really but some of the suggestions have had me giggling me tits off

I've not had the 'pleasure' of blessing the mrs with a little 'un yet - however i Have had 2 mates the past year who have been at the births of their first kids - and i believe the phrase used was "Dignity left at the door" Not quite sure as to the specifics of their roles but they both did look rather pasty when talking about it! Would be interesting to hear from any voices of experience on the matter! Also congrats to the pair of you hope everything goes as planned!

Enrique is one of the 'unsung; (by the tabloids) heroes of this season, and for his age, his improvement rate - and the alternative we'd have left (perch) he is definitely as much a keeper as Tiote, Barton and Caroll

How can you tell when Will Smith has been playing in the Snow?! . .. . . . . . . . . Fresh Prints....

It's a shame - also not quite sure why bent felt the need to single out RTG like that - had there been any over the top aggro toward him or owt?

well the 2nd greatest day Peter will be when you find all the gay porn and shit in your inbox tomorrow peterthompson232@btinternet.com feel free lads. why do you think i used this email address you geordie twats... I dont use it Funny how you can't tak a bit of abuse Bit lyk the mags at the stadium today... handing over coins to the coppers and complaing! Well seeing as your grounds staff cant afford to pay your security - it was only part of our Upstanding and Moral crowd to fund it. Why - without it the rest of the league wouldn't be able to laugh at your ridiculously shite midfield, overpayed attacking presence, and shambolic excuse for a defence

well the 2nd greatest day Peter will be when you find all the gay porn and shit in your inbox tomorrow peterthompson232@btinternet.com feel free lads. Bumpity bump. Good shout, might go see if the Fbi 'Party Van' can find anything useful to do with this info

I know you don't have schools in Sunderland but come on! ya nar what i ment... iv been on the drink all day mann Bollocks, who let you at the bleach again?