ToonMarshy

Just got back form work and getting river up - i missed anything?

Brilliant match between sunderland and chelsea last night - also REAAAALY hope we smack Fulham around tonight - all the results we needed came in yesterday and GOD knows i could do with 3 points right now!

That was quick

Mrs has stolen the tv atm Christmas - mind relaying anything of interest back up here? (not that there'll be owt like)

I dont want to be calm, i want to cry and be in a foul mood and tear me fuckin hair out at this bullshit. It's the mrs bastard birthday today and honestly trying to be nice as ninepence to here and make sure she has a good day whilst having this sickener kicking you in the stomach over and over is no mean feat.

@SkySportsChrisB: Stephen Ireland has completed his loan move from Aston Villa to Newcastle. More on this story as we get it.

Sky sports recording 2/1 for us to take cole form hammers and 1/2 for us to take crouch if this is as good as its gonna get for us? we are fucked

We wont get anyone - can guarantee that we wont sign feck all - and come summer signings the 35mil we had form this will never get brought up - and anyone who performs out their skins between now and then will get flogged on again

depressing four hours sat watching the transfer ticker for anything regarding a transfer into newcastle

I feckin hate deadline day - I'm out having me kidneys scanned today so luckily i wont be sat glued to the screen shitting it about us losing any more players. That being said i really hope we have some kind of announcements to make today with regards to new signings - "We havent lost anyone important and have signed Ireland on Loan" isnt exactly anything to scream about

I like the posts calling Toon fans deluded for thinking he's cack. the 2 posts out of the 2 pages that are the only ones on that site saying hes not cack

I declare that to be an illegal amount of money

Seems sky sports are fairly confident xisco could be moving back! taken from http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11678_6711584,00.html

Almost 5 there - off the line by Jenas!

Aye cant see the money earners being happy about this one like - chances of this actually ever becoming a standard are about a likely as us signing Kaka before the end of the transfer window

Spot on, apart from Murray being born in Glasgow, which is and has been since March 1603 part of Great Britain, whether you or some of its inhabitiants like it or not. Good job not everyone is judged for the rest of their lives by comments made when they were teenagers....have you got a link for him complaining about "fans" in this country? He is a bit of a misery, I'll give you that, but with some peoples attitudes towards him, I'm hardly surprised.. Snakehips is mostly right, and points out an interseting thing...a lot of people north of the border dont give a fuck about nationalism, often those from isolated communities. Perhaps I didn't explain myself very well, I'll try again just to make sure im not coming off as some ultranationalist BNP member or something! Of course if you go by location he is a bloke born in Great Britain and therefore British. However there are a large majority of people (including those from their host countries) that would class themselves as 'Welsh' or 'Irish' or indeed 'Scottish' rather than British - and of this group the Scots are definitely the most vocal of the 'We aint british' brigade. Admittedly that is one particular group, and indeed if you were only to pay attention to the geordies that the media choose to interview or portray, one could be forgiven for thinking we were a bunch of overweight, dole wielding - pregnant at 12 years of age - thick as muck deluded football fans screaming we deserve the title every year. Of course we know better than that. I've had a gander round for the 'Murray complaining' news and hands up - i can't find it, it was either in an interview long gone or maybe i was mistaken. Doesn't change the fact that Murray could not be any more anti english or indeed British if he tried! Stating his uncertainty of bowing to the queen or so far as that he would rather 'Anyone bar-England' win the world cup. As for peoples attitudes influencing his mood? Im fairly sure the first time I heard of him, he was a grim bastard, and i highly doubt someone in his position is going to be totally gutted to hear that the hated English think he sulks a bit. Guess i came across a bit strong in the initial response, I just honestly could not care less about the bloke when it comes to this particular argument - all the scots scream "he's ours, all you brits are just hogging him for glory" all the brits scream "he's a miserable cunt we dont want him he's rubbish and he hates us and is scottish" - to the point where i quite simply think it's better to write it off in the way that everybody wants and be done with it! Once again, apologies if i came off a bit heavy handed, i just think this argument gets far more attention than it deserves and has been done to death!

I just save him the bother and point out that he is in no way, shape, or form a brit. Miserable tosser always moaning about how the british sports fans rely on him when hes winning etc etc. Still a miserable tosser at the end of the day, can't actually finish anything - ugly fucker to boot. Obviously a Scot

Oh and apologies for any injuries incurred mental or otherwise trying to read Deadmans posts - hes very....unique?

To be fair, given the state of RTG i'd probably jump ship n'all

Sky sports app on me phone is piping up that Man.ure are lining up a move on enrique - but for the summer

Harry really needs to just admit he wants to become Newcastle manager - or fuck off. The amount of times hes commented or been linked with our players is atrocious

Shame the lunatics over there have turned the place into a Danger Zone tbh

Link :- http://gizmodo.com/5745307/did-china-try-t...r-force-footage Really need to see the images, pretty much a 1:1 match bar contrast !

Jesus

Yeah gonna have to agree im a complete jonas sympathiser, hes had some shockers but he works so hard it's unreal! But if they are correct about him being in better condition than we got him - and he's as enthusiastic about the toon as he sounds, then jesus christ we might just have something special on our hands here!