ToonMarshy

HOW DID NONE OF THOSE PUT IT IN!

This is just diabloical

Better- but pointless at 3-0 down

Sickening

Interestingly enough he's the Young ginger lad that's currently scoring for fun in the youth side, not quite sure what message its sending out having him on the bench - reckon he could get a call up?

There was a bloke walking round with a breezeblock on his head - i still fail to see how that would help him in any way shape or form!

Am i right in thinking we begrudgingly want the SMB to win this one? keep stoke below us like

Taken form the Newcastle updates on me facebook! (from .cock) http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110205/ne...2281670_2285942

Of all the stupid comments to make in public that pretty much sits up there with the best of em. Sounds like it was a hand written memo by Ashley that Pardew was forced to read out - only way something that retarded could be spoken out loud. Jesus fucking christ what has happened to our club....

What?! as in - he IS injured? or knowing our luck he's gonna get injured?

Reckon Kruls kicking would be better for scoring than clearing?

Im going to keep the eternal optimism going and say we coudl force a point from it as long as our 'freak 1 in a million chance conceded goals" trait doesnt pop up. Until our current strike force shows they can put the ball in the net (west ham does not count) i just can't see us scoring anything

Mine is Ashley selling Barton, Tiote and Enrique in summer. Then Pardew bemoans luck at finding suitable replacement with 70+ mil in Ashley's pie fund

So our senior players get poached off/ leave in the summer, remains of the 35 mil get spent replacing them with substandard alternatives with high prices as teams know we are desperate - and we rely on Lua Lua and Ranger for the start of next season through til January - where the person who outperforms gets sold. My worst nightmare

To be fair, the mrs has the same thing with moths - can't understand it meself but it seems to be a fairly common thing! As for me? can't stand spiders. Snakes, other creepy's? anything else i am fine. Spider in the room? i'm out of it!

Long ball nobody there shite defending duff scored

God if the M-O is going to be ex Newcastle players scoring against us this season (N'zogbia, duff) we still have Carroll,Owen and Martins to come yet I know people always say that with Newcastle the goals often come from the midfield, and that's why we are a threat - if this is an indication of future performances - twinned with the fact we have some very tough fixtures coming up and are 6 points from safety? dark times ahead methinks

fuck sake

i can see excitement coming from the 2nd half, it aint gonna be form us. Luckily we are dragging them down to our scrappy level of play atm but that can't last forever - Pardew cant inspire a goal over the break we better pray for a draw

watching best and ranger try to play football is like watching Laurel and Hardy right now

scrappy half this like, no way we are keeping posession for more than 2 touches - and we need to stop fouling - not getting a good feelign from this one

jesus harps that was close