ToonMarshy

Anyone else think that seemed a little dodge in their penalty area like?

Smith what the fuck was that

Smith being chatted at by the ref - for a change

Good interception by collo there Anyone needing streams by the way give me a holla and ill throw a Pm x

Blackpool beating Brom (alliteration! Fuck yeah! )

Tied in to what im currently listening to - but Pretty much everything Jessey Lacey writes is gold, absolutely love his writing style and content - this in particular is one of my favourites. Jesus Christ - Brand new Jesus Christ that's a pretty face the kind you'd find on someone that could save. If they don't put me away it'll be a miracle. Do you believe you're missing out and everything good is happening somewhere else? But with nobody in your bed the night's hard to get through. And I will die all all alone. And when I arrive, I won't know anyone. Well Jesus Christ, I'm alone again. So what did you do those three days you were dead? because this problem's gonna last more than the weekend. Well Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die, I'm a little bit scared of what comes after. Do I get the gold chariot? Do I float through the ceiling? Do I divide and fall apart? because my bright is too sly to hold back all my dark. And the ship went down in sight of land. And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands? I know you'll come in the night like a thief But Ive had some time, O Lord, to hone my lying technique I know you think that I'm someone you can trust But I'm scared I'll get scared and I swear I'll try to never give up So do you think that we could work out a song Some know that it's you and that it's over so I won't even try I know you'll come for the people like me But we all got wood and nails Tongue tied to a hating factory Yeah we all got wood and nails Tongue tied to a hating factory Yeah we all got wood and nails We sleep inside of this machine

Anyone know where to find a video of that wonderful tackle on him the other night? Also, that - song? i think it was meant to be a song? there are no words to describe it...

Cant actually remember the last time i went to a hairdressers - the mrs goes to this fancy place over the road and pays a fortune - never looks any different like but i wont be the one to tell her!

So why haven't the government came out and used this to explain Middlesborough then?

Don't think i can finish this pizza now

To be fair most of the lads on there are rightly thinking hes delusional! That and none of them at all seem to want to broach the subject of playing us at home this weekend - listing all the home games they are going to win, but no mention of the toon?! huh! And i'm sorry but finishing up post when i glanced there was saying that signing N'somnia would boost their top finish chances. Bloody hell

Right beside the job cent... I mean mcdonalds isn't it?

Annoyingly we left it overnight and in the morning hot water was produced again - i've either got a magic touch - or i fried meself for no reason

Damn - 3 is really nasty number to narrow it down to! gonna have to just be nasty and ruthless with selection Brand New - The Devil and God are Raging Inside Me Muse - Origin of Symmetry Radiohead - The Bends Though theres about 8 more that could easily oust one of these - for now this is what it stays as xD

Well i slept through the night no issue and woke up still breathing! Made it down the doctors before i went to work this afternoon and basically they reckon my chest pain is 'expected and should fade' and that my shoulder pain is either me banging it when i hit the cabinet; Nerve damage that may fade; or in extremely rare cases violent low voltage shocks are known to cause fractures - any swelling or loss of movement would lend to this explanation. So they sent me away with some pills told me not to do anything strenuous, avoid caffeine and energy drinks - and they were booking me in for a scan to check up on the shoulder, and that i should insta-call if the chest pain gets worse or doesn't lighten up. Im going for a full body CT scan to check whether they got all my Kidney stones on the 31st of Jan so i wouldnt be surprised if they just tried to lump it all with that. Regardless cheers for the advice and actually convincing me to go pay them a visit, feel like a bit of a mug for chancing it tbh! Not gonna lie though, seeing the Tiote appeal being denied pretty much packed me heart in for good i was that mad xD

Haha - aye believe me I'm not quite black and smokin' or dropping out of consciousness again or owt, just the mrs was adamant that the fact me left arm is M.I.A and that i'd been vomiting meant i was in some sort of major trouble! Actually besides the chest aching and left arm i feel pretty standard - if a bit stupid! Just wanted to see if anyone had a similar kind of response to a shock and whether it led to anything that needed dealing with - primarily so i can shut the mrs up!

Alright i may have done something really stupid, but right now doctors trips are not an option (live in arse end of nowhere - no one drives and hospital would probably result in work killing me) Basically for the past 3 weeks me and the mrs have had no hot water on a regular basis, we have no central heating and a shite immersion heater, and as of 3 weeks ago it kept flaking out, maybe letting us get half a bath of water out of leaving the over ride on for a whole day. Once the engineers got out of party season and eventually came to fix it, they replaced a few cracked buts and said all should be golden. Fast forward 3 days and it breaks again. Engineer says he'll make it out Monday morning and eventually he turns up - mentions that there actually isnt an issue, rather an annoying fail safe built into the thermostat that would trip once a certain temp was reached and prevent it from overheating - via not letting it heat at all. After being told it happened fairly often and was a simple enough issue to fix i asked him to show me what he did to fix it simples! He peeled back the foam, undid the cover to the thermostat and pointed at a little button cased in plastic! looked kind of like pencil lead. He got a screwdriver, pushed the button in and went there we go, job done, lo and behold hot water! fast forward to 9pm tonight and i get home from work, go to run a bath after the missus had one when she got home at 4pm - no hot water despite the heater being on for 2 hours. "No worries" i'll simply do what the engineer said. Well, i inserted the screwdriver, there was a bang, big flash, i got locked in place and then everything felt weird, arms and legs felt 'flowey' and i drop sparked Come to to the mrs on the phone to me father to come take us hospital, hands are a bit singed, cant feel me toes and im barfing! 40 odd minutes later and im feeling a bit better, however the tingling remains, my chest feels like someones gripping me heart and and i cant feel my left shoulder/ arm in general - and one of my fingers is locking up. Now i cant go to the hospital - i was just out of 2 months of operations for kidney stones and kidney failure and work very nearly lost patience with me (ive only been back since 28th of december) but im really weighing up at what point i should call it quits and call for help - or whether any of this is standard *post shock* syndrome (never had it before) Random one i know but has anyone ever been sparked out and felt something similar? could you just wait out the symptoms?!

Looks like derby are making a hasty exit too. Shame

Didnt Derby have a penalty as well?!

Just back from the pub and what an absolute embarrassing match that was! Pardew got everything wrong with that team selection! coming out and saying that "We want to win the FA cup and this is important for us" then starting smith and perch, is a complete contradiction in itself. Thing is, if he had played a youth based squad and wed got thumped, i wouldn't care half as much - its the fact he played the wrong 'big names' in the wrong positions, and made it appear as if we were actually out to win the match. Which based on the performance we gave, we obviously didn't want to win the match! Typical stupid goal for us to concede from the off, not really a lot that Krul could do about that one - but Perch, Smith, Routledge and Ranger shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a football ever again. They were appalling! 2nd goal was well worked by them, but the fact they were even able to get to that stage shows the lack of care in the team tonight. The red card was never a red card in a million years, and the fact tiote was brought on is once again - puzzling. Smith needed bringing off if we were to get anything from the match, but risking tiote for suspension or injury was a retarded move to make! But hey, despite the fact any time we were in their half the ref blew the whistle to give them a free kick - i guess we shouldn't have been surprised when Tiote makes one of the cleanest and effective tackles ive seen in quite some time, and receives an instant red for it - absolute joke to pressure from an obnoxious and laughable support crowd. not even mentioning the barton incident after. After that we had no way back in, airey should have started along with any of the other youth players, and if things started to look bad and we actually wanted a result from this, then impact players should have been brought on in order to stabilise - the selection was all wrong. Krul was terrible for the 3rd goal, no idea what possessed him - but confidence has been heavily lacking in krul for the past couple of months now, and he showed tonight he is still suffering with whatever is effecting his performance. All in all im not gutted to be out the cup - surviving is a priority this season - but tired players, extra cards, low morale and suspensions inflicted on first team players during a cup tie they obviously had no interest in are NOT the way to improve our league standing - and on top of that we managed to lose to a fourth division team. Despite the fact many other premier teams crashed out today, it will be us in the news as the big first round scalp - and its going to be absolutely sickening

And heres the part where all the scousers celebrate Hodgson leaving, then Dalglish leads them straight down the table because it wasnt so much the manager, as a squad relying on aging relic players - and Johnson, who is just shite. Then Allardyce takes over at the end of the season, and the truly become the most boring team in the premier league

I hear you on the hardware front - it was just my luck on the day i was considering which processor to get next month that intel decided to throw out the sandybridge chip. To be honest despite the GPU/CPU deal they got going on with it i'm still a little cautious about becoming an early adopter, especially with the fact they've dropped the pin count and basically rendered any compatibility completely impossible. Reckon i'll still roll for a bloomfield i7 for now and see how it pans out over the next couple of years. With any luck the appearance of these sandy bridges might drive down video and cpu prices by the end of the month - might even go nuts and throw out for a hex-core. And you are a brave brave man for water cooling, i have several mates who swear by it but i just can't bring myself to willingly have it running through my pc, especially with the kind of luck i normally have! Once again though, thank you for the advice matey!

He'll always be my hero

Pure class - thats awesome