Jan

Errr I comb my cat and play with her and talk to her and stroke her and she follows me around even when I leave the house.

Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head! I meant spit as in 'spit on someone' not as in 'spits or swallows' No denial I see. Oh I spit, kick, bite and pull hair all very girlie.

Smack her in the face tbh I need to define her place in the relationship and whether or not she spits before I take any action your honour. Good lord such praise and compliments could turn a girls head!

And you know this how?

I am not a dog person. Give a me a cat anyday. I have heard of Cat Scratch Fever, but you are the only person I have heard of who has had it? Sounds well nasty! My cat costs me way more in vet fees then I do in doctor ones! £50 for a welbeing check up and booster!

My cat is very clingy and loud. I wouldn't know what to do with a quiet cat.

Drop your trousers and cough

Do you? Like Them Loath Them Don't give a pussy's ass about them? I love my cat

I am camping for 2 days @ Fairford in July. I have camped in over 25 years (when I discovered air travel and Spain). This is another reason for this. I HATE CAMPING I don't do one with nature at all!

Brown Bread RIP Columbo.

It took me 48 hours to get home from the States don't fly with American Airlines! :icon_lol:

errrrrrrrrrr homeless

Well thanks for that I am sure to enjoy it when I land there tomorrow. San Francisco is full of homes becuause they can claim welfare there without a fixed address.

Recommendations for please to visit (beside the obvious of W/House, FBI etc)

You have to admit you're pretty odd like. Dungeons and anal train sets, you might be a wrong'un for all i know. Odd? Not particularly, I have a scatological streak (pardon the terminology) in my humour sometimes, and some people are offended by that sort of carry on. There was this tv show called 'Balls of Steel' in the UK, which was a Jackass type thing, and there was a bloke who'd chained himself to a model train-set with syringes positioned on the front of the trains. If he didn't escape the chains within a certain time-limit, the syringes would puncture his arse, face and balls. I imagined your sex life would resemble this, but with more drugs and stuff. As for the cunnilingus during menstruation, it was her 3rd day and I decided I'd go and see how bad it was. I brought a towel. There was no blood or anything on her clitoris or the outside of her labias, so I got stuck in. There was a slight taste of something, but nothing I couldn't handle. Once we started penetration I just put the towel underneath us, and there was some leakage after that, but I had plenty of condoms so it was no big deal. Having sex during your period can relieve menstrual pains anyway, can't believe I'm being criticized for this. You've been watching too much Will and Grace and all this camp culture which has emasculated you, robbed you of your manhood. Do you get PMS along with these menstrual pains>

Oh aye I am a right lucking fesbien

Why is it weird?

That is disgusting

My suggestion at what a "real man" was has apparently ruined this thread.

Aye it true I am a DIY freak, (painting and decorating before you all start on about sex toys)

Can I bang it off your head board? PM on its way. I don't actually have a headboard........sorry

Double standards guys, double standards. *Would shake her head but would propbably bang it off the glass ceiling* So will have to settle for tutting instead.

So because I don't like armpit hair (and well maybe back hair) but I have no real objection to hair anywhere else I am a lesbian? The logic of how you come to that conclusion escapes me. So do you lot like hairy women?

I have Jamie and the Magic Torch as a ringtone! . . ah Jan . . *off for 'a shave'* LOL