Jan

Tinsel coming out the cats arse before you know it. "Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree. Your Ornaments are History."

The Office do consits of homemade Currry and rice, games on the Wii (Mine but I ain't playing) secret santa and a kick arse raffle of booze, booze and more booze.

As there are only three of us in the company we have piggy backed on to another organisations "work do." Got the tickets today and it turns out its a bloody "dress to impress" Ball!!!! What is going on for your work do?

Needless to say I haven't. House is upside with my loft stuff being in the back room, but come Saturday night it should all be back in the loft and I can get my Christmas presents (when the arrive as I have ordered them all off the internet) in the spare room!

I bought a shower gel in the shape of a bag of blood.......I never buy a serious SS present.

People who take suitcases on to planes and pass them off as hand luggage. And then take up all the room in the overhead storage units. Then the checkin staff have the nerve to ask to see the size of my little rucksack which I use as hand luggage.

I have Jamie and the Magic Tourch as a ringtone.......But Chorlton and the Wheelies will forever be my favorite.

Can someone explain to me why the countries that owe each other shed loads of cash can't just agree to square it off? Looking at the circle or doom I was thinking the same thing! BVut I guess its down to what they owe the money for and to who within the country.

I am having a new roof fitted!

Did you book it on T'internet? Yes with Thomson we flew from Doncaster. We went to the market twice and it was much better then the last time we went in 2007 where they hassled you to death. They can be very nice one second and nasty the next I just walk away you get used to ignoring people which goes against the grain but is necessary when travelling in Egypt. Trust me its worse in Luxor and Cairo. I only went for the sun and spent about £40 all week!

Just back from Sharm in Egypt, sun, sand and all inclusive. Wonderful place to visit I would recommend it if you are after some winter sun. High 70's all week, and even warm on a night time.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/panorama/hi/front_page/newsid_9630000/9630233.stm

How is everyone doing? I have a head cold but as I am on holiday next week I can live with it until I get to the sun, sea and all inclusive!

Saw 4 four magpies just driving to a meeting this am.

Make sure you get it disinfected. I've talked to a nurse, she advised me to have it checked out. She said I might need a tetanus shot. I doubt it though. Have you had a tetanus in the last 10 years?

Well I am hoping for a "treat" from the Toon tonight and not a "trick" Not answering the door from 7:45 onwards and as usual I will end up eating the sweets myself.

I only ever do it in relation to football (never borther during the close seaon). The closer to a match we are the worse I am.

I ordered a new roof on Saturday and then went out on Saturday night as got as pissed as pissed can be, staggered in around 3am. Four hours of sleeped and no hangover......

I saw a magpie yesterday and did the my usual rhyme. Saw another one today and did the rhyme again. Now what I want to know did I need to see both magies on the same day to count as two for joy or am I just looking at double misery tonight?

My mam bought me a Sherbet Fountain yesterday, just having it now (sherbet everywhere) and its gone all plastic. The highlight of the whole thing was gettign sherbet stuck to the paper and licking it off. Those days are gone my friends.

What ya up to?

Good job us people are so nice to the animals. I am nice to animals I can't be responsible for the actions of others.

I don't like wildlife programmes this was reaffirmed on the two occasions that I surfed on to Frozen Planet (we were 0 2 down so sue me for not being on Sky Sports). Some poor buffalo was run over by its own pack member and then bitten to death by wolves and don't get me started on the poor seal and the killer whales. I do have to agree there are some amazing shots , how they get them is beyond me but all credit to them!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Come On!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Can I add to my cyclists woe that people riding bikes on the road (don't start me about riding on the pavement) should not be allowed to use mobile phones to talk into to to text on while still trying to control their bike and be aware of traffic and people around them. Oh and mobility scooters some of the oldies are a right menaces on them!