Jan

I have Jamie and the Magic Torch as a ringtone!

How would you react to a feet-stirred bowl of turnip mash with a pube garnish ? :D

I am sure I am not the only women out there who doesn't like arm pit hair on herself or others. I don't care much for feet and hate turnip, whats not normal about that?

I don't know of any bloke who shaves his pits, and I know some quite lavender fellas So, come on then Jan, what's a "real Man"? Someone who shaves their armpits and put the loo seat down after use and actually manages not to pee on the floor. I have never met one they are are rare as rocky horse sh**e!

He can cook his own meal and I can put my own shelves up. I am very good with a drill and a hammer. I can even evict spiders from the house with only one or two screams.

lol funny like, different strokes and all that, I remember saying to the ex about such things as I don't shave my chest but if she'd have preferred it, no odds to me to do it, but was told "god no". @bit in bold, you on about a fella doing that? i'd have thought that was the least likely out of all places to be done/women to be worried about. I hat armpit hair there is no need for it on a man or a women "*shudder*

There are no real "men"! left in the world.....most not take longer to do their hair then I do. On Geordie Shore he was actually Veeting his chest. Mind I have no objection to a tidy up in places and shaven armpits are a must!

Human Trafficking? Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines. Kevin is safe as houses then Alas 99.9% of "men" are safe

Human Trafficking? Damn straight.....I target vunerable "men" and use them for my own gaines.

I shall be there on the 6th but only in transit.

Jerusalem (work) Your My Mate (Friends) Big River (Family) Blyadon Races (for the rest)

I hate Brown Ale

Is that like the job Homer Simpson has? Much worse than Homer's plant. There's no doughnuts allowed. I once spent ten years working for S&N at the Tyne Brewery. That was a cracking job. No doughnuts

Is that like the job Homer Simpson has?

plink plink fizz.................

If you're the Jan I'm thinking of, you lie on the sofa watching TV, eating chocolates and drinking wine all day. Only on weekends minus the chocolate and wine (its bad for your health don't you know) For god's sake woman, re-read your first post

If you're the Jan I'm thinking of, you lie on the sofa watching TV, eating chocolates and drinking wine all day. Only on weekends minus the chocolate and wine (its bad for your health don't you know)

Its blood hard work, not only do I have people's livelihoods and the residents we help depending on me.

Is it a comfortable position? Hell no when is charity work ever secure? Its all about locating funding!

I am the CEO of a Chairty

Volcanic ash clouds!

I don't, nor have I ever lived in 'ULL

It would more likely be the River Humber

High winds and belting down here so much so the office roof has leaked!

Supposed to hit the UK by Tuesday am with the likey disruption to air travel