LoveTheBobby

y cannot whack a nice cup of tea. to the extent you become choosy on brands (yorkshire tea gold, half a sugar. ta)

Cheers Rob - It's an HP and I read a bizarre fix last night. Apparently there's a problem with the North Bridge (whatever the fuck that is?) and what I read was to switch it on then bundle it up in a towel for 8 hours or so, then switch it off and back on again - and it fucking worked, I shit you not! It will no doubt be fucked again by the time I next use it and I don't fancy having to go through that everytime I want to switch it on so probably gonna buy a new one? How bonkers is that! ? Clearly an HP 'Moses' SE

More detailed breakdown on Dekkasmokesmike.co.uk http://www.nufc.co.uk/articles/20110330/ne...2281670_2326465

Townsend second worst co-commentator to the woeful Jim 'i watch the games with a bag on me head' Beglin like.

having read that I've got the blasted "were having a gangbang, were havin a ball, were havin a gangbang against the waaall" song stuck in me shed now ! Fat-blobby-bastard-bob

Aye he said they were out today (Tues) but I'm pretty sure its Thursday mate. Be him getting his tenses mixed up again

"I feel we go a bit gung-ho. The crowd pushes you on when you can instead seal the game. I have not had that at other clubs." keep the noise down eh lads "I am not a sound bite for Mike and Derek" went on to say how great Sp***s D%$#@t "factories" were ffs. (This was a fans q'n'a remember) Weather he meant the far eastern sweatshops shamed in the tv docu or his distribution centre in uk that was similarly shamed I'm not sure. Was also afforded too long to perpetuate the bollocks about being caught cold after Carroll sale. "My brief is to sign younger players that carry value, and have the club on stable footing." nurture for resale. "Mike Ashley has committed that the money will go back into the club and I am sure 100 per cent it will." A now familiar phrase. Devils in the detail. 'Back into the club' means what exactly arguement. "When the season ends and we are a Premier League side for next year we won’t bring two players in straight away." 2 players expected. Also went on to refer to 2/3 from Championship that could 'do a job'

Lest we forget...

Lots of people having trouble with gypos in Liverpool mate. Its the same around the country. Suprised they not in Newcastle yet. I'll post a link to a forum with people having trouble with them. http://www.liverpoolway.co.uk/forum/gf-gen...2175-gypos.html There's a big travelling fair comes up here every summer and on the whole passes without incident. Mostly showmen that though. Near where I live I've known them to arrive suddenly and take over a public place and be a genuine blight. Nightmare to remove and like y say the mess they've left pretty disgusting. Guess no different to all walks of life though but more annoying when on your doorstep so t speak.

I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. The thing with travellers they get a bad reputation but 90% of people never come in to contact with them anyway, they have to live somewhere. The moor the merrier as far as I'm concerned. If they came waltzing my way id be looking to dodgem like

You try living next to some. You wont sell your fucking house thats for sure. On a serious note, I wasn't aware of moves to 'rehouse' as it were . Are they not keeping them in own communities when doing this? More a dispersed slap-dash affair? Also I would have thought many would be reluctant to take permanent residence as against their very traditions/flybynight ways? (Genuinely interested)

I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. Also a lame 'tarring' and 'fair' lobbed in. . . It needed more work admittedly ! When's that Appleby horse drowning/punching carry on ? You tell me , you pikey shithouse Haha - hey watch yasel - you'll get put down like a horse ! I'm like Toughpunch - i'm that ROCK , i'd knock y out with a miss ! !

"Someone will end up knocking them out one day in Liverpool if they keep leaving shit about. They are also known as robbing twats." Neverintheworld

Y I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad. Also a lame 'tarring' and 'fair' lobbed in. . . It needed more work admittedly ! When's that Appleby horse drowning/punching carry on ?

I come from a family of travellers and find that rather offensive. I think you're tarring us all with a pretty broad brush there Onepunch. As for the rubbish and scrap outside, its not really fair to blame them for that surely ? - where else are they meant to keep it !? This attitude makes me hoppings mad.

And don't worry Stevie, no offence taken mate Showed this thread to Mrs. Fist, the wedding/ honeymoon album is now out Our cottage was a converted 15thC corn mill, in Boot. Our first day as Mr.&Mrs we cycled over the Hardknott Pass and round Coniston, aah, Romantic bastard, me. respect due mate, to you both. I didn't tell her how steep it was, we were nearly divorced on Day 1. (We went westeast, which isn't as bad , took a big detour south on the return to avoid going back over. ) One bank holiday a couple of years ago I took some Aussie mates up there, it was madness as there were dozens of day trippers AND a cycle race all trying to get through. The top is a serious pinch point and there was an inevitable traffic jam. Literally about twenty cars in each direction from the point, all stuck, and more piling up, surreal up there to be in that situation. A cyclist broke the tension as he struggled past, quoting the old Lilt advert, 'It's totahl gridlock maaaan'. Sounds a canny day out , what with all the strippers n that.

He said absolutely nowt man

Y know these 'wedding planner' gigs - what kinda cost do they charge for their services out of interest? I know its a 'how long's a piece of string' question but do they charge a set fee or is it worked as a percentage of overall spend ? Either way, seems like money for old rope t me - can't be that complicated that you've gotta pay some Poppy n Flossy types to have your eyes out. !?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p003yjnc Dont expect much like Probs better off stickin ya head out the window and listening to the moon shine.

Joey Barton on the God-awful Late Kick Off tonight

Well I know this much after enduring that crap - I wouldn't buy a car off'm .

They've got jimmy carter on now talking basketball coaching. !!? 'Haway the lads'

Haha lobbing cheeseburgers on the pitch "one for me. . one for you. ."

Llambias nuts deep, gogs all steamed up.

Ah hawaay man , says it all on how lame this all is when all the texts they're reading out all in praise of Paradiddle. "I didn't much like when you first came, but I like you now Alan, keep up the good work" Matty from Ashington (del from fuckin albert square maer like)