Ollie Burtons Grandad

To the tune of "Oh Carol" Oh Shefki, you are but a fool Your wife is sucking, hard on Pardews tool Hes got the pox and might make her cry when he gets nuts deep, in her hairy pie. He sez he will never fuck another because she does dirty tricks Unless its her mother as she likes lots of dicks Your only here so he can fuck your Mrs yes that is true Oh Shefki, now he's fucking you. Oh Shefki, you are paid in pies But Pardews deposit, is jizz right in her eyes Shes promised that if you score a goal He can do her right up the arsehole He sez he will never fuck another because she does dirty tricks Unless its her mother as she likes lots of dicks Your only here so he can fuck your Mrs yes that is true Oh Shefki, now he's fucking you.

He is our big fat fin, he eats from a bin. Shefki Kuqi he gets really nasty if you touch his pastie. Shefki Kuqi Ugly and smelly with a right big fat belly Shefki Kuqi runs like a duck but is as cheap as fuck Shefki Kuqi Or He sits on the bench whilst pards bones his wench Shefki Kuqi He plays for a bit and pards fingers her clit Shefki Kuqi His signings a farce but pards up her arse Shefki Kuqi hes got no fucking life, there all shaggin his wife Shefki Kuqi Take your pick

Alan Shoulder still has his fruit and veg shop in Blyth, I am sure he will be fitter and faster than this Albanian pie eating piss artist. I bet they are paying him in Greggs pasties.

Why is it that some people here still cannot see Ashley for what he is, a Fat greedy bastard who wants to rape the club? Are they delusional, thick as shite or being paid to suck his dick? The FCB cunning "plan" has lead to the worst strike force we have had in fucking years, made worse by Shola being injured. Having sat thru the shite that was on display last night at Fulham where our "strikers" were incapable of hitting a cows arse with a banjo from 5 paces I can only see a return to the Championship beckoning. Do you suppose games against the likes of Scunthorpe are all part of the bastards plan then? Any chance of someone explaining exactly how we will be put on a "firm financial footing" by being relegated?

Seeing as the FCB will spend as little as humanly possibly in the summer its a shite deal indeed. To be honest this is the worst set of "Strikers" we have had since I started to watch the toon nearly 50 years ago. If we stay up it will be more due to the uselessness of other Teams than the skill of Pardew. What really boils my piss is that I slated the scum for selling Bent in the transfer window and fuck me if Fatty did not screw us all over with only hours to go. F'kin ell get Paul Cannell