Ollie Burtons Grandad

Its because they want you to bite mate, same as in other threads. Some twat purposely dangles a carrot because they want you to go off topic so they can have a go. Its a shame as it was a decent thread, I just wish some cunts would stop playing silly fuckers.

Have you ever done Highland dancing? You truely are a thick fuck

Nick, are you writing this shite from a padded cell whilst experiencing a psychotic episode or are you just a jellyheaded fucktard?

Speak for yourself mate, I agree with the vast majority of what LM sez and dont think he is tedious. What I do think is sad and fucking tedious is people deliberately baiting him then whinging like fuck when he actually replies; oh yes and no opinion fucktards who just jump on the "Lets slag LM off bandwagon" We are all entitled to have opinions so just leave it there and fucking well grow up.

Tough shit for the cheating cockney bastards.. Mind you if Cardiff get up it means that Rapist wont get Boothroyd so will no doubt try for the lanky piece of shit Carlton Cole. Hmm Cart Cort / Cartlon Cole CC and both utter shite. I suppose it will get Routledge another season in the Championship to look good there.

Punch above our weight? Are you some sort of Fucking Mug or what. Finishing in the Top 6 showed that we were not punching above our weight , Jesus. Whilst I will admit that FFS was a bit of a twat dont be so dense as to try to belittle what we actually achieved when he was in charge. The only way we will get into Europe with FCB in charge will be if another war breaks out.

Dalglish is a total cunt, he fucked us over and fucked off. £3m for being utter shite, bastard. AC fucked off as he was offered a shitload of money and was / is a greedy bastard; FCB wanted the £35M, ACs agent wanted his 10% simple really. Hope Dalglish falls down the stairs and snaps his neck.Twat.

Personally I hope Carrols knee keeps him out for a year or so, thats bitter and twisted for you.

Another on loan cripple, fuck me we cant half pick them. Comes of shopping in the Bargain bin.

I agree and have a few theories about it. I just think Welsh people have such little identity, and what identity they do have is ridiculed, that they feel they have to make the biggest noise to get noticed. They're right to be fair. What doesn't help their cause is their attitude towards the English, they'd be third world without us, perhaps fourth world. They wouldn't be able to feed themselves, what else is there in Wales apart from coal? You really are a Geordie Scouser sometimes. Wales does have a strong sense of identity, but unlike Scotland it is more about art and language than politics, but then you'd probably not know that reading Viz in your holiday home up Jimmy Nail's arse. If it came to some sort of war, Wales would do a fair amount of damage considering its size-a lot of England's water supply comes from Wales. And it tends to be west and north Wales that get funny about the English. It may well be a sheep related answer tbh, perhaps the Northumbrian sheep did not appeal to Bellamy etc. The longer they are away from a welsh sheep the more pronounced the exhibited cuntishness? Just a thought.....

Absolutely right Gemmil. Thing is i think we can challenge for that next season with a good summer. A good summer in which i actually expect us to have. If we keep Enrique then great, but only if he really wants to stay. If we dont then im not arsed, resigned to it, if he wants to go then thats not our fault nor is it us not wanting to keep our best players. If he does go, so long as we replace him with M'Bengue or Taiwo or alike il be happy. I dont see any of our other key players leaving at all. Are you being serious? Challenging for a European spot, like fuck. Trying to keep out of the bottom 3 more like. The summer will see us getting in cut priced shite, remember Pardew keeping Tevez on the bench at WHU as he did not rate him enough? Prize talent spotter. Lets see exactly how much FCB spends before we wax lyrical about european spots............. Pardew has already said how much he rates Ferguson so you can take that as "Enrique can fuck off and we wont need to replace him" I do admire your optimism but expect you to be sorely disappointed in trusting the FCB and Pardew.

The fact that will sway if for the FCB is that Ireland will be cheap. So we will probably sign him despite the fact that he is an injury prone wanker and we dont have a clue if he is any good. Marvellous.

The only thing I can see in his favour is his half time team chat against the Arse. The rest of the season is full of shit team choices, not forgetting the transfer window bollocks (Kuqi for Carrol? Top quality replacement from the resident rapist) The players have kept us up, along with the utter shite that inhabits the bottom 6 places of the PL. Mind you Ashley likes him so I can only presume he swallows.

Are you sure its not "Pricks Disease?" the fucker certainly has that.

Jesus you are either a delusional fuckwitt or one of Ashleys cocksucking minions; well run my arse.

You really dont like LM do you? Problem with your seemingly pointless post is that back in January 2010 Carrol was no where near as good as he was 12 months later and Beckford has not really improved.

isn't there ? I can think of a few, who have actually said they "back him"....he's in his 4th year of owning the club man, they should have him sussed by now. I think the club is on the right track. If he invests 15-20m in the summer on two or three players of the same standard as Tiote and HBA, we'll be a comfortable top half team - in and around the European places. "On the right track" Fucking hell give me a pint of your Delusional ale. Have you been watching the last few games, Getting howked off 4 - 0 Stoke is good then? We have the worst set of strikers in the PL and a Manager who is a prime cunt, if we dont improve sharpish we will be in the Championship next year. European places my arse.

Whilst we have had a good few ugly cunts at the Toon, when did we last have a Ugly Fucking Ginger Cunt like him?

One does wonder just what the FCB has to do to open the eyes of some people here, would another trip to the championship do it? The lack of recent investment will have us down amongst the shit of the fizzy pop league by the summer. Mongs.

Personally I think the fact that we are looking at a championship bound side and seeing 3/4 players that would improve us is fucking scary. Maybe this is all part of the FCB masterplan (whatever the fuck that is).

I think he's Mr Mediocre. His track record suggests that survival on a limited budget might be a stretch for him. I suspect he's good at bullshit but short on substance. Probably the sort to get shot in the back by his own men in wartime. Well he got WHU to 9th the season before he got the sack (remember their worst run of defeats for over 70 year?) He took Charlton down then did fuck all before he left. If your idea of decent is winning the Trophy against Carlisle then I suppose you are right. Personally I think he is a typical cheap as fuck FCB signing. You pay peanuts and get Monkeys. Unless he can dredge up some type of ability never seen before from him then we are fucked imho

Thing is mate the sad fucks were and still are chuffed that they got a point off us at the stadium of Shite; which just sums the daft bastards up. Worse still it will probably appeal to the vast majority of gormless mongs that go there.

Quite frankly I could not give a shit which Billionaire bought us off that FCB as it could not get any worse.

As long as he has enough wonga to get more of the white stuff I dont think he will give a toss. Symptomatic of the could not give a fuck attitude that stopped him being a much better footballer.

Hilarious. Every corner is a concession corner because it is poorest view of the full pitch. I sit in a concession corner because the atmosphere is better, not because it's cheaper. Aye right. so thats actually what % of your ground are the cheap seats? 15 or 20%? Al that and your chairman is still pissed off with your attendances. What next then, Supa Dupa concessions? You might not think its funny but its probably fucking true.