Ollie Burtons Grandad

Aye but the skinny bastard took a big wedge of our money for doing very bastard little. Mind you he has done even less for West Ham. Blinged up Cunt.

Well its all Quinnys fault, no wonder the Mackems are watching the games on illegal streams the thick fucks have been left bewildered by the sheer number of "Concession Corners" The poor bastards, can you imagine them at the ticket Office? "2 Cheap seats in the Tramp corner please" "Is that the SE or NE or SW or NW or even the Upper NW Tramp seats?" "ERRRRRR Fuck knaaws, lets gan see it doon the pub my brain hurts........."

Aye well there is a bright side to that analogy; think on, everytime the rich bloke goes down on her he is just sticking his face where your bell end has been.

Lets hope he gets his arse in gear because we need him playing first team football, we have fuck all chance when the striking options on the bench are lovelyhands and the cookie monster.

If Pardew is seriously thinking of signing Ireland I can only presume its based on the hope that Ireland can rediscover his form of a few years ago and not remain a whinging waste of space.. I suppose it fits with the FCB ethos, buy cheap and hope you aint buying shite.

Following the tradition started by that poisoned fucking Dwarf Wise and the famed "Nacho" Gonzalez; Pardew has grabbed another midfield spastic , the baldy headed Ireland whom seems destined to be on loan in the sick room for the rest of the season. Just wondering if anyone else can think of any other clubs who have done such great loan signings!

Early Birthday present 1967 we beat Arse 2 - 1 Wyn Davies and a Dodgy penalty

I was here when our manager had a monkeys heed I was here when we got 40 points and went down I was here when we got 19 points and went down I was here when we got 15 points and went down I was here when even that cunt Luque scored and we got Fucking humped off the Mags I was here when Mrs Doubtfire did a dance after we got a lucky draw with the Mags I was here next to empty seats taking prozac Just a few "I was here" things that pikey tramp should have said. Dont the Sad Mackems Bastards make you laugh!

How do you work that one out? Ahh the old "Sunderland is a shithole" response. I'm not from Sunderland marra, so I really couldn't give a fuck what you think. I don't see what any of it has to do with football to be honest, there are plenty of scratty as fuck places in Newcastle, plenty of inbred looking smackheads aswell, I was in the Quayside on Saturday night and I've never seen so many tramps in one place. People coming up to you and asking for "a coupla quid", Jesus wept. Unlike you however I am educated enough to know that not all of the city is like that. Whilst you may well have been at the Quayside on Saturday night the rest of your ditty is pure shite; either that or you must never have gone to a Scumberland home game in your life. After all the S o Shite has about 38k tramps in it, mind you Quinny wants more. Perhaps he should start selling glue instead of Bovril, bet that gets them in.

Whilst that is true, the fact remains that at least their owner is trying to make his club better. That alone makes there falling attendances a worry for Disco pants. Here we have the FCB just taking the piss and raking in the cash!

I think he was indeed Desperate for attention. Sad Wanker.

Gan on Spartans!!

Its hard not to be pessamistic as we all know that the FCB is a liar who loves shitting on NUFC. Does not matter what he. Lambarse or the Puppet comes out with as I find it hard to believe any of there shite. Its a bastard tho as we should be thinking about a good finish this year and more next but instead we are just wondering how many of our best players will get sold in the summer. Fucking hate Ashley. Hope wor lass fancies a shag tonight as I need something to cheer me up.

Hopefully that short arsed Texan will start to realise he has invested in a bag of shite and sell them to Lidls or poundland. Fuck me if FCB gets rid of the toon he could buy the Mackems, now that would be justice. Useless cunts altogether!

Fuck me Square head gets it in!!!

Grand idea, renew now so he can piss your money away at the casino whilst laughing his cock off. the only thing that will worry the Fat bastard is a lack of renewals. If you commit now you really cant then complain when he fucks you over in the Summer by selling the decent players and buying shite.

They have already put these wheels in motion with Pardew's Tiote comments of "I hope no one bids for him as we are not financially strong enough to hold on to our best players" or words to that effect. Despite claiming to have the Carroll 35m at his disposal. Fuck the board As Confucious said: "Ashlee big fat cunt who shits on everyone" We will survive this season then he will flog off who he can, buy in shite and watch us plummet. Mind you he must be a cert for a massive fucking heart attack soon. I wonder what odds paddy power will give me for the FCB demise before next season. Worth a tenner.

cos the clubs full of cunts Succinct and fucking spot on.

Exactly the same end result, although he may well of stay clear of the "Carrolls staying here bollocks" that Pardew spouted.

A tad harsh bonny lad, someone might want to go a see another game.

I always thought Pardew was a wanker and being Ashleys in house cocksucker has hardly helped either. Mind you he did get them playing in the last 45 against the Arse, shame he cant use those skills to make our forward line score goals regulary. Getting Kuqi just shows how much of a sad cunt he is tho.

I dont doubt that the lad is indeed "trying his best" point is its not good enough for the Premiership. Lets be honest he did fuck all last season in the fizzy pop league so why expect him to suddenly improve, he wont. Ranger is young and should get better, although playing with the toss we have up front at the moment will not bring him on that fast!

Aye well he should have tried the FCB method, after all we got Shitty Kuqi for half a dozen Greggs pies and a bottle of pop.

Did it not have something to do with Sam being a useless Fat Cunt who spunks away money on wank players as well?

When you say "Sock tits" do you mean they hang down like spaniels lugs or that they are wet and smelly? Just wondered.