Ollie Burtons Grandad

Thats what the grave digger said to you just before the Police came isn't it? Closely followed by "Get that fucking axe away from me you fat melon headed necrophiliac"

If you think Best is a good striker then you are desperately in need of your tablets mate. As for ridiculous avatars Pot Kettle Black you corpse shagger.

Nick, Best is not a good PL striker; he is average. Now calm down and ask the Nurse for some more tablets before you get too excited and need an injection. I reckon Ba's knee will go in the first couple of games knowing our luck. Well, I can only disagree with you If you seriously think Best is good then you must have been watching some shit football in Poland. Mind you, you are a loonie in a lockup ward

That's not the Baltic Coast. That's Zemborzycki Lake, in Lublin, where I live. You should get yourself out to Whitley Bay, and enjoy the sunshine So they have supervised day visits for the Criminally insane in Poland then? Bet you wanted to go to the mortuary not the lake tho, more chance of a shag amongst the freezers eh? Lets hope you are safely behind bars tonight or the Polish police will be after you with big nets and shotguns.

Nick, Best is not a good PL striker; he is average. Now calm down and ask the Nurse for some more tablets before you get too excited and need an injection. I reckon Ba's knee will go in the first couple of games knowing our luck.

Shearer was excellent, Ferdinand was excellent, Best is average but that puts him above some of the shite in our squad. Lets hope he does indeed have a good season. That aside I still think you are a Polish fucking nutter.

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. That being the case why come on this forum and act like a retarded inbred fuckwitt.....unless of course its because you are a retarded inbred fuckwitt Ironic considering the 500 retarded inbred fuckwits who felt the need to invade a non-league team's pitch last night. Small time fuckers, how embarrassing. Obviously it because you are a thick fuck but no one is actually arguing the point that the pitch invasion was a disgrace. That being the case, point made so go fuck off and shag your mother.

Sammy's gonna get ya! I've played against him before and lets just say he was so shite that only Newcastle would try to develop him. Fucking Mag vermin, fucking hate yee. That being the case why come on this forum and act like a retarded inbred fuckwitt.....unless of course its because you are a retarded inbred fuckwitt

It just shows how shit our strikers are when Best is second to a bloke with dodgy knee. I would rather have Best than Shola or Lovenkrands tbh, sad but true.

Sorry but the mixed metaphor has got me there.......if its a whinge about me side tracking the thread to reply to the Deranged fuckwitt , well so have you. If not then fuck knows, ask Nick for one of his tablets. aimed at Nick the Fathead not you. That being the case my humble apologies , my only defence being that it was a shit night shift and silly o'Clock.

Here we go again - in that 'sensational' documenatry, there were no instances of child labour. Freddie Shepherd boasted of paying 5 pounds to have 40 pound shirts made. Points to reflect on Nick 1) This will not get you parole 2) By refusing to sign up to the banning of child exploitation Ashley has sent a clear signal that he is happy to use whatever methods needed to get him a bigger profit. So much for a "Fit and Proper" person running our Club. 3) Mentioning Freddie Sheppard will get you an extra 500 volts and the velcro loony suit 4) You still are criminally insane

Sorry but the mixed metaphor has got me there.......if its a whinge about me side tracking the thread to reply to the Deranged fuckwitt , well so have you. If not then fuck knows, ask Nick for one of his tablets.

Demand means what people are prepared to pay. And Newcastle United aren't prepared to pay, over a certain level, for footballers. And I am proud of them for this. Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time there was a street, with some houses. In each house, there lived a family. One of the family's was called the Eipgam family. One day, during a period of credit boom, all the family's except the Eipgam family, started becoming very extravagant. Not all the family's wanted to be extravagant, but with kids it can be difficult to withstand their nagging, when they see other kids with the most expensive trainers. And of course, what happened was the the most expensive trainers just got even more expensive. ANother family, called the Pompey family, were among the most extravagant. My oh my how much they spent, and the amazing this is that they had rubbish taste, too. They would spend 100s of thousands of pounds on dross. The Eipgam family, as mentioned, refused to play this game. Mr. Eipgam would buy cheap (but perfectly functional) trainers, for his kids, on e-bay. Nevertheless, Mr. Eipgam's kids were not happy. Mr. Eipgam had to put up with being called a fat Cockney, and other charming expressions which his kids had learnt at school, for being prudent about money. Then one day, the banks started to call back their loans. The Pompey family had to go into administration, and became a humiliated charity case, living off scraps. They had to sell everything. And so did all the other famillies. The Eipgam kids were very proud - they were the only kids at school, who had footwear. Story telling now eh? does that get you extra sweeties from the nurses then? The sooner they come along with your tablets the better for us all. Just a thought but did you break into the Eipgams house and butcher them all as they slept before sexually abusing the corpses? I bet this how you got your lifetime invite to the Polish Loonie bin.

Do you actually believe the utter shite you post or do you just think of the most fuckwitted comments possible and just post them? I used to think you were a Mackem taking the piss now I think that you are doing this as some form of therapy from a Polish secure Unit. Still £1.25M will be more than the actual money spent by the FCB so far. By your the way, your avatar looks ridiculous Nick, I am happy that you have taken an interest in my Avatar, you sad fuck. I bet that has really impressed your Doctors in the Warsaw Mental Institution. For your information it is an Easter Island Head which is of course a monolithic stone carving of a human figure done by the Polynesian people some 500 - 750 years ago. Curiously enough you do have something in common with such a stone carving, namely your IQ. Now tell that to your Doctor next time he attaches the electrodes to your cranium. Meanwhile back to the thread topic.........

Ashleys Pie Bill at Greggs

Meanwhile Mevlut has decided to stay in his Parisian kebab shop and not come to the Toon. The Cunt.

Do you actually believe the utter shite you post or do you just think of the most fuckwitted comments possible and just post them? I used to think you were a Mackem taking the piss now I think that you are doing this as some form of therapy from a Polish secure Unit. Still £1.25M will be more than the actual money spent by the FCB so far.

After a failed attempt to abduct a female hitch hiker, Nick looks for a certain shag ......

That we'll spend about £12-13m on a new striker and someone else. Obviously more if Enrique goes. Either way I'll judge them when we kick off against Arsenal and then again on the first of September. He He He realistic my arse, fucking totally over optimistic bonny lad. Since Parsnip has already "Marked our cards" that the £35M has been spent on Pies for the FCB, a new shop and some grass seed for the training ground; do you really think that FCB is going to ante up £12M, like fuck he will. I truly hope you are right but think you will be well disappointed come 1st September.

Personally I think we won't buy anyone else unless we sell first, if you believe that the FCB has loads of Wonga just waiting for Pardew then good for you. However based on the lies coming out of NUFC I think we are being shit on again. Its not just based on presumption but the bollocks being spouted from the 3 stooges.

NUFC, the only place where 3 free transfers cost £35M. I wonder who FCB and Lambsarse get to do the accounts, Ken fucking Dodd?

Nick, do you shag the people you kill before or after they die? Just wondered as I reckon you look like a corpse fucker.

Simple really, Pardew like the rest of them at SJP is a lying bullshitter

Aye well it might be an improvement on the normal fucking Mackem