Ollie Burtons Grandad

How about "Sad Mackem animal botherer hoy's a spazzie"

Toonpack why don't you go fuck off and support Carlisle or Hartlepool so you can be truly happy with fuck all success. This prudent approach simply puts more money in Ashleys piggy bank and does not actually help the team. So CL qualifications do not represent success then? Fuck me so what actually does in your eyes? What really makes me laugh is how you sad fucks have a go at LM for mentioning success yet constantly spout the Ashley line of bullshit like some life saving mantra. Exactly how does lying to the fans about the spending of the £35M represent a prudent approach? How the fuck you lot swallow this shit from the FCB and his minions amazes me; gullible twats the lot of you.

Well lets see how good Bruce's new team turns out to be, I seem to remember the same fuckwitted smugness from the Mackems prior to the 5 - 1 howking.

Depending on exactly what we got for Nolan our capital outlay may well be fuck all. This bunch of cunts wont spend any more until we have sold someone, example being goodbye Enrique and Best and hello Long. No Doubt all the Ashley supporters here will be pleased with the fact that our squad is at the same threadbare levels as last year because it means Ashley will make a profit at NUFC that he will lose in one night at a Casino. Or of course he might buy another shop with it. The lying bastards now say that we will buy in January, so that's OK then, obviously. CT and the rest are proper fucking Mugs for believing this shite

good summing up. In other words, using the club to buy cheap, and sell on. A selling club. Thing is its Ashley's business ethic, just look at how he runs Sports Direct. Buy cheap and flog it on for a profit, why oh why some people here think he will run NUFC any differently from his other business's beats the shit out of me. Thing is he already has done it differently. When he first came in he spunked money on players as well as the next playboy owner. That isn't to say he'll do it that way again necessarily, but your point is contradictory in that NUFC has already been shown to be the very enterprise in which he has departed from his 'normal business ethic'. Hmm don't think so bonny lad. In Summer 2007 FCB had a net spend of around £8/9M but has spent fuck all in any transfer window since and his transfer dealings show a net profit of over £40m. How that equates to "spunking money on players" defeats me. Transfer profits are fine as long as they do not weaken the team, well the Fat Cunt has certainly done that this year. Or do you think Demba "Dodgy Knee" Ba is better than Andy Carroll? I notice we have now seemingly pulled out of signing another new striker so FCB obviously thinks he has spent enough this window. So much for the Bullshit from Parsnip and Lambs arse. Amazing that some people actually believe it. exactly. Can't help but laugh at phrases like "spunking money" when we were playing regularly in europe and raising the revenue ie 14th biggest in football, to justify it. Mike Ashley's alternative obviously reaps better rewards, in the eyes of some fools anyway. The FCB and Lambs Arse must be laughing their cocks off reading some of the bollocks posted by some people here. Give it another year and no one will believe that we were a good European Team once. I suppose they will all be happy that we managed to beat Spartans in the Senior Cup Final.

good summing up. In other words, using the club to buy cheap, and sell on. A selling club. Thing is its Ashley's business ethic, just look at how he runs Sports Direct. Buy cheap and flog it on for a profit, why oh why some people here think he will run NUFC any differently from his other business's beats the shit out of me. Thing is he already has done it differently. When he first came in he spunked money on players as well as the next playboy owner. That isn't to say he'll do it that way again necessarily, but your point is contradictory in that NUFC has already been shown to be the very enterprise in which he has departed from his 'normal business ethic'. Hmm don't think so bonny lad. In Summer 2007 FCB had a net spend of around £8/9M but has spent fuck all in any transfer window since and his transfer dealings show a net profit of over £40m. How that equates to "spunking money on players" defeats me. Transfer profits are fine as long as they do not weaken the team, well the Fat Cunt has certainly done that this year. Or do you think Demba "Dodgy Knee" Ba is better than Andy Carroll? I notice we have now seemingly pulled out of signing another new striker so FCB obviously thinks he has spent enough this window. So much for the Bullshit from Parsnip and Lambs arse. Amazing that some people actually believe it. exactly. Can't help but laugh at phrases like "spunking money" when we were playing regularly in europe and raising the revenue ie 14th biggest in football, to justify it. Mike Ashley's alternative obviously reaps better rewards, in the eyes of some fools anyway. Interestingly (and you'll forgive me for this but I am a stickler for logic), if you use net transfer profit as evidence of him 'pocketing the cash', then a net transfer spend has to be evidence of the opposite approach. Which is basically all I was saying. I'm already well aware you fail to follow logical thought processes in even their most basic expression though, so we'll just leave that one there. Ok then Mr Logic explain to me how making over £40 Million profit in transfer sales equates to a net Transfer spend. The clue is in the word "Profit"; there is no net Transfer spend. If you need me to put that in even simpler terms then you are indeed a truly thick fuck

Basically its because whilst he is a great player for a Championship Team he simply is not good enough in the Premiership.

good summing up. In other words, using the club to buy cheap, and sell on. A selling club. Thing is its Ashley's business ethic, just look at how he runs Sports Direct. Buy cheap and flog it on for a profit, why oh why some people here think he will run NUFC any differently from his other business's beats the shit out of me. Thing is he already has done it differently. When he first came in he spunked money on players as well as the next playboy owner. That isn't to say he'll do it that way again necessarily, but your point is contradictory in that NUFC has already been shown to be the very enterprise in which he has departed from his 'normal business ethic'. Hmm don't think so bonny lad. In Summer 2007 FCB had a net spend of around £8/9M but has spent fuck all in any transfer window since and his transfer dealings show a net profit of over £40m. How that equates to "spunking money on players" defeats me. Transfer profits are fine as long as they do not weaken the team, well the Fat Cunt has certainly done that this year. Or do you think Demba "Dodgy Knee" Ba is better than Andy Carroll? I notice we have now seemingly pulled out of signing another new striker so FCB obviously thinks he has spent enough this window. So much for the Bullshit from Parsnip and Lambs arse. Amazing that some people actually believe it.

We howked Cardiff 5 - 0 at SJP

You're making a fool of yourself, mate. Honestly. The actual thread itself..... Is that a picture of your current abode then you thick Mackem inbred Cunt?

According to the Daily Mail the next foreign import Pardew is seemingly after is a Donkey "Newcastle are considering a move for Velez Sarsfield striker Juan Manuel Martinez. Nicknamed 'the little donkey', the 25-year-old was a target for Wigan and Blackburn earlier this summer but their interest has waned and Newcastle are now amongst a trio of clubs keen, with Napoli and Sevilla also in the running. The Argentine international was voted player of the year in Argentina last year." Sounds wank to me as he will no doubt cost a bomb, unless he has a clause in his contract allowing him to come to a club run by a Fat Cockney Bastard for fuck all and free grazing. Mind you he would not be the first Donkey to play for us......

good summing up. In other words, using the club to buy cheap, and sell on. A selling club. Thing is its Ashley's business ethic, just look at how he runs Sports Direct. Buy cheap and flog it on for a profit, why oh why some people here think he will run NUFC any differently from his other business's beats the shit out of me.

Whilst one of our "buys" is a skilled French international who will help to improve our team the other two are players with bloody awful injury records. Not wanting to piss on the chips of all the thinking positive people we have here but how many games did we get from Gosling last season? Most free transfers come with a history and buying crocks is not a cunning plan as they tend to miss alot of games and have a piss poor sell on fee. Putting Best and Ranger up for sale whilst only bringing in "Dodgy knees" Baa is somewhat fucktarded as we were not exactly scoring freely at the end of last season were we? Before the Ashleyites say it I will wait until the transfer window shuts until I slag the tight fisted lying cunt off, but so far its not that encouraging.

I would have said that the FCB is more like an attack of Amoebic Dysentry and we are waiting to see if we shit rusty water or hopefully manage a few lumps come Arsenal and the great unwashed.

How do you propose we break the top 4? Would you give Nolan/Barton 5 yr 50k a week deals? Facts and figures mate or do you share Leazes stick it on credit strategy?? I think Ashley is a Fat Cunt but he got it right with Nolan. No way is he worth the wages / length of contract he was asking for, West Ham have paid them as they are fucking disparate to get promoted. Next season he would have been slower and had less influence on the team whilst warming the Bench on £2M+ a year, fuck that for a game of soldiers. Ashley has made the right decision for the wrong reason; but we all know he is a money grabbing cunt so no surprise there. Lets just hope the cost cutting does not get us deep in the shit come September.

20k will buy Bruce a new nose or maybe they might get another fucking statue outside their shit hole stadium. Wankers.

Fair point but a touch of realism might be useful. Still that said when the Cunt does fuck it up it will make it all the sweeter.

Haha. Yes sir! Well he only played 12 games for us and scored 7 goals. That is coming from a team that has no wingers to cross the ball in and no players capable of creating something that leads to a goal and he still managed to score 7 goals. He has a quality first touch on the ball and he wants to always be around the penalty box. The problem we had was Avram Grant. Ba was obviously our main striker, but Grant decided to put Carlton Cant Control in the middle of a forward 3. Ba was sometimes isolated and due to this, i couldn't really tell you much about him.All I can say is that he will score more than 20 goals providing he stays fit. Seeing as Ba is a free transfer hopefully the FCB will wise up to a bargain and sign him up sharpish. Fingers crossed!

That is a point I fear will go over a few peoples heads. I'd have kept him for next year for def, and seen how this years midfielders done and took it from there. If they were shit off a stick I'd have looked to have sold him or let him run his contract down. If he was as influential as he has been then it would've been down to the negotiating table. Money has dictated this move coupled with a suspicion that a (good) influence in the dressing room was frowned upon. The point is that Ashley does not want to lose money on any player, Barton showed his intention to leave on a free so Ashley is now determined to ensure no one else will do the same. That and Nolan wanting a wage that he was never going to get here was why he left, logic does not seem to matter to the FCB only a plus on his balance sheet.

But if you also put that in to perspective that makes Jordan Henderson "according to someone else earlier on in this thread" the 55th most highley paid footballer of all time! I am sorry but that really is a joke! I wait for ends of season to do my laughing. Paying over the odds in transfer fees for "Potential" then giving them 80k a week wont be at all funny unless you get CL football and you will not break into the Top 4 next year mate. Just hope your owners have a sense of humour when Kenny the Cunt has spunked away all their money and the best you get is the Europa league. Lend's your crystal ball. I love it when any old fan pontificates about other clubs new players as though they actually know what they're talking about. Our owners, like the fans, are very happy with Kenny and if that irks you well tough shit. 16 million 65k a week, keep peddling the Sunderland version if you want but don't expect me to agree. Kenny may be a cunt for you but to me he's always been a winner as in 'wins trophies', but hey, don't let that get in the way of your upside down thinking. As he simply spunked away money to no end whilst at SJP Kenny remains a Cunt as far as I am concerned; by the way he won fuck all here despite his spending some 38M and that was a serious amount of dosh then. Oh aye getting rid of Ginola, Ferdinand, Asprilla, Beardsley and Lee Clark were all strokes of master Cunt. However lets see exactly how much he wins for you next season and which, if any, European competition you qualify for. Then will be the time to see just how happy the owners and fans are.

Thing is, once Barton had made public his plan to sit out his 65k a week contract then fuck off it woke up the FCB. The thought of any more "assets" simply leaving on a Bosman truly scared him so he decided to give Nolan and Enrique one last chance before he sold them. Nolan wanted more money so decided to fuck off to Fat Sam's Home for Ex Mags and assorted wasters; a shame yes indeed, but the extra dosh from the sad cockneys sealed the deal. As for Enrique, well he wants to leave so its only a matter of when and we have all known that he would be off this summer. I don't like the FCB but can't blame him for this one, mind you there is more than enough shite with his name on it at SJP. Lets just see who if anyone we get in to replace him and actually increase our squad size.

But if you also put that in to perspective that makes Jordan Henderson "according to someone else earlier on in this thread" the 55th most highley paid footballer of all time! I am sorry but that really is a joke! I wait for ends of season to do my laughing. Paying over the odds in transfer fees for "Potential" then giving them 80k a week wont be at all funny unless you get CL football and you will not break into the Top 4 next year mate. Just hope your owners have a sense of humour when Kenny the Cunt has spunked away all their money and the best you get is the Europa league.

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Which is why we will buy shit players for pennies in the Summer. NUFC is merely there to sell cheap shit for SD. Unless we get bought by some other fucker soon next season will be a write off before we have kicked a fucking ball. What a star that FCB is, no wonder so many people think he is mint. Fucktards

You're having a laugh aren't you Nope.......he's deadly serious.... Fat Boy and Wise used UTube so you never know it may catch on at St James. Deadman you should email FCB and tell him