StoneColdStephenIreland

As long as he's there to bulk up the squad i've got no arguments against it, but if hes ther to replace someone, wha tthe uck is the point? Tbh Enrique is better defensively than all our oter defenders the way he snuffs out attacks, brings the ball out of defensr and relieves pressure is nothing we'll ever see again if we dont get rid of him, we'll be better of it, but if we do, we better prepare our anusses for uber rapeage down that left hand side

You wouldnt win though I bet yee score them goals where youre one on one with the keeper and you square it then knock it into an empty net, anyone who does that deserves to be struck down with chronic diharoea for life

Lee Ryder on ITV news saying its a positive step that Pardew has came out and addressed the situation

Be more appropriate screening it on The Comedy Channel See if he's learnt his lines after a couple of days of intensive PR consultancy priming The silly fucking shit-sniffer I'm actually debating placing a potty underneath me tele for the amount of shyte thats gonna be streaming out of it haha alan pardew's botty mouth and the potty men FFS! Just released a statement saying theyll not be commenting on the situation .

Be more appropriate screening it on The Comedy Channel See if he's learnt his lines after a couple of days of intensive PR consultancy priming The silly fucking shit-sniffer I'm actually debating placing a potty underneath me tele for the amount of shyte thats gonna be streaming out of it

Looks as though hes taken a page out of the Ashley/Dekka handbook

any online linkys for ssn? No idea Just stay on here your bound to get a running commentary of it

Aye i kna, now i just find myself backing out on the team select screen if they pick anyone with 5* and then trying to find someone who actually fancies a decent game with some shyte teams I havent found a team that i like, however if someone picks an international team, France hasnt let is down yet I dont think ive seen a post on this board that has infuriated me so much (And i've read some of CT's posts) If I played you i'd probably find myslef with my foot through the tele, the xbox controller lodged in me brothers eye from throwing it and me squealing out loads of expletives

An interview with Pards on SSN at 2 o clock-ish This'll be good..........

How the friggin hell can PSG get an owner like that and were stuk with Mike fuckin Ashley

Just had a quick browse on twitter and there's a rumour gan rund that they might offer him a new contract However as I say its anly twitter

I hate being the toon on it , the defence just seems to split apart and i cant seem to get any decent play with the forwards to get any goals Now i just seem to be any random team that fits in with the same star rating as the other blokes picked, Blackburns a canny 4* team mind add N e a r Y x if yi fancy a game

You'd be reet. BBQ chicken pizza with a garlic sauce dip is my takeaway treat of choice. Pizzas are never the same without a bit of garlic sauce to dip in

Even if he did i reckon Pardew would get told not to play him

Pretty sure Hellmans dee their own Garlic Mayo, I'd imagine a supermarket would have some handy for yi

Whats your gamertag like? Besty4290 I'll add you (and smash you) when I'm next on

I wonder if he'd have done all this if he hadnt have sold Carroll and not have £35 million sitting around

Does anyone play it on xbox? I need a challenge

Being made to train alone now I'm guessing Pardew never prepared the lube whilst Dekka and Ashley lined up to ruck him senseless

And then have Dekka's mouth sewed to the same arsehole and see him squirm in anticipation for the inevitable explosion Human centipede-like

We might need to all put CT on ignore because his response to this is gonna be un-fookin-bearable

Imagine after all of this we actually go on to get beat off Arsenal and Sunderland I dont think i can mentally prepare for such possibilities especially afterwards how therell still be no sign of the squad being improved

Im dreading it. It used to be a case of hanging on to see who we might sign at the death. Now its hanging on in hope they dont sell someone else and leave no time for a replacement. That statement btw does my head in. If the last minute is no time to buy a player then how the fuck do you sell one? Someone must be buying. Alternatively, dont fucking sell! I remember when i used to love deadline day, and the presenters spunking their loads all over the shop over every little rumour

Me and my mate were planning on going to quite a few away games this year with being moved up from the pittance of Apprenticeship pay to proper full-time pay, but the principle of them charging £20 for to go to away games and the excuse it was because of Darlington was the only excuse they needed to fob more supporters

Of course there is. You stop going and don't buy any merchandise. But everybody has to do that, as its the only way to get the fact cockney bastard and his obnoxious little side kick out. That'll never happen though, and if it did, Ashley and Dekka would in turn make a decision which would only go and p*ss us off even more They don't give a sh*t about Newcastle United or the fans, Just Mike Ashley I agree that people en masse aren't gonna stop going, but as intelligent individuals, you can make the decision. I genuinely don't understand people continuing to buy the shirts and insta-renewing their ticket etc. I really don't. I dont think i've bought a shirt or anything from SD or the toon shop for a good few year like, but i just cant bring myself to not go to games atm, it's just something where i feel i have to go even though i dont have a season ticket plus i get in for junior prices anyway (All you need to do is order Juniour tickets of the internet from the club, and no ones any the wiser, its saved a good few hundred quid over the past few year) But i think fans have given up on doing anything to drive them out unfortunately, and i really wish there was but in reality its not gonna happen because people will always come back to Newcastle United The only thing that might make them think about their whole policy is a player revolt, but even then they'll probably sell everybody Unfortunately i see no light at the end of the tunnel under this board