StoneColdStephenIreland

Divnt forget the gay bacon strips neither

Fingers doon the throat afterwards man. Problem solved.

The total disregard they have for fans is un-fucking-believable. The club should be run for the fans, not in spite of them.

Was the bit I was aiming at! Looks like Chelsea have just bid for Lukaku, so fingers crossed he sees Sturridge as dispensible. And our board see him as gettable

I think JamesD must be the only Mackem who doesnt churn out the old cliche's time and time again and is actually decent, the rest we get on here are just embarrassing and show themselves up

I was going to pay on the day till I found a perch I liked, (not James, obviously), but am tempted to not put a bean in the club whilst the arrogant bastards are here. I hate the Alright Jack attitude that stinks this age we're living in right now. Solidarity? Don't make me fucking laugh. Thats what I done last year, I payed game by game but got my tickets in the Leazes Corner as I loved it up there and the atmosphere was class, and made the whole matchday a whole lot better than sitting anywhere else, and it's proper p*ssed is off that we're gonna have very little to no atmosphere next season and the matches are gonna be alot poorer because of it, for me. But not only that they had people by memberships at the start of last season for non-season ticket holders to sit up there, and now i'm gonna have to go to different seats in the stadium now all because of this regime and the greediness to make a quick buck whilst constantly spitting in the face of fans. Btw that Jamouse is coming across as a laa-dee-daa wanker btw with his higher than mighty stance Not laadeedaa just not tight, It is shit, however £20 isnt the end of the world really and I wouldnt lose any sleep over it I'm not losing sleep over it it's the fact that they are willing to turn an embarrasing episode into a moneymaker for themselves, all because theyre generalising all supporters into one bracket because of a few braindead people, theyre everything to throw anything back in the fans faces because of their hate for us, thats the reason i'm most annoyed at. Btw me and me mates were thinking about getting one anyway so we can get in earlier for away tickets like we could last season Aye ano where your coming from. If tickets are no longer to go on general sale will they now make it so you can buy more than 1 ticket per membership after the first sale has happened if they dont sell out? will be interesting to see what they do They'll probably just make a massive hash of it like usual

He's on about the striker Adriano the LB plays for Barca

I was going to pay on the day till I found a perch I liked, (not James, obviously), but am tempted to not put a bean in the club whilst the arrogant bastards are here. I hate the Alright Jack attitude that stinks this age we're living in right now. Solidarity? Don't make me fucking laugh. Thats what I done last year, I payed game by game but got my tickets in the Leazes Corner as I loved it up there and the atmosphere was class, and made the whole matchday a whole lot better than sitting anywhere else, and it's proper p*ssed is off that we're gonna have very little to no atmosphere next season and the matches are gonna be alot poorer because of it, for me. But not only that they had people by memberships at the start of last season for non-season ticket holders to sit up there, and now i'm gonna have to go to different seats in the stadium now all because of this regime and the greediness to make a quick buck whilst constantly spitting in the face of fans. Btw that Jamouse is coming across as a laa-dee-daa wanker btw with his higher than mighty stance Not laadeedaa just not tight, It is shit, however £20 isnt the end of the world really and I wouldnt lose any sleep over it I'm not losing sleep over it it's the fact that they are willing to turn an embarrasing episode into a moneymaker for themselves, all because theyre generalising all supporters into one bracket because of a few braindead people, theyre everything to throw anything back in the fans faces because of their hate for us, thats the reason i'm most annoyed at. Btw me and me mates were thinking about getting one anyway so we can get in earlier for away tickets like we could last season

I was going to pay on the day till I found a perch I liked, (not James, obviously), but am tempted to not put a bean in the club whilst the arrogant bastards are here. I hate the Alright Jack attitude that stinks this age we're living in right now. Solidarity? Don't make me fucking laugh. Thats what I done last year, I payed game by game but got my tickets in the Leazes Corner as I loved it up there and the atmosphere was class, and made the whole matchday a whole lot better than sitting anywhere else, and it's proper p*ssed is off that we're gonna have very little to no atmosphere next season and the matches are gonna be alot poorer because of it, for me. But not only that they had people by memberships at the start of last season for non-season ticket holders to sit up there, and now i'm gonna have to go to different seats in the stadium now all because of this regime and the greediness to make a quick buck whilst constantly spitting in the face of fans. Btw that Jamouse is coming across as a laa-dee-daa wanker btw with his higher than mighty stance

I dont think you get it, its not the £20 price of a membership, it's the principle of it all, that they're willing to punish the average away supporter for trouble which was caused by a minority (Something that Llambias actually said) of fans. And the fact that they pissed all over fans last year by removing the Leazes Corner all because of anti-Ashley chants FFS Its the contempt that theyre holding towards the fans thats the most annoying and the want to make a few extra quid of f*cking over the fans too

Anyone seen the one where he finds a dead camel or something, grabs its poopoo, and squeezs it to get water out to drink like he's juicing an orange? Me mam was watching it with is aswell, I think her reaction was along the lines of "WTF is he deein, is he really drinking camel sh*te, he a dorty b*stard him, turn this off, it's aaful that"

I wish I could eat massive yarkin meals But it would all go straight to me thighs

Ahem… Wordplay… Drunken sluts. Where are they? I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you post those drunken sexy pictures now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.

Jesus. Why punish the average away fan, when it was down to a tiny minority in our fans at the game, which was pointed out by Llambias afterwards, and now theyre going back on that by making people fork out even more money. Just shows the contempt Ashley and Llambias holds against us

He loves his bait like

You'd sleep for a week after drinking this then

17th July 2011, 08:38 AM #116 safcrhys Central Defender Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Consett Re: List of everything NUFC & their fans have done to earn their laughing stock name I was looking on one of their forums the other day and they were having a go at Ashley's spending record. Apparently it wasn't good enough for, and I quote: "One of the biggest clubs in the world". I couldn't stop laughing, where do they get this shite? They actually think they're on a par with the likes of Madrid, Munich, Milan and Manchester United, which makes it all the more funny. __________________ 1891/92, 1892/93, 1894/95, 1901/02, 1912/13, 1935/36 Read more: http://www.readytogo.net/smb/showthread.ph...2#ixzz1SZCsBaSS I wonder who this could be?

I agree. My friend recently bought us a bag each, I'm not mad on them anyway really but the Blue ones are vile. I had a Ruffle bar earlier, mmmmmm Never seen them for years! You lucky duck!! Yeah love them! You get still get them in the odd shop or Sainsburys sell them in packs of 4 or 5 bars. You can also get large bags of individually wrapped Ruffles too. Used to get one of them as a treat sometimes when walking home from nursery. It's amazing what daft things your mind will cling on to when it comes to random memories. You's on about them Raspberry Ruffles? They are dreamy, you's have got is craving them now

Up until the build up to the derby I couldnt give two sh*tes aboot them their obsession seems to be 24/7 and for 365 days a year. Proper pathetic.

Mackems trying to justify how theyre better The obsession never ends

As soon as I seen that face, I looked straight for an adams apple Looks a bit like a Tranny tbh But if thats your thing

I dont mind the signings. Ba looks capable (for 2/3 of the season). Cabaye looks like a good grafter and is said to be good at distributing the ball. How he fits in to the prem remains to be seen but could work well in the centre with Tiote. Im looking forward to seeing Ben Arfa get a good run and how Gosling shapes up. Marv sounds decent but I dont know much about him. These are all fair signing imo, however, it's not enough. If Enrique leaves (and it sounds like he will) we are fucked for LB. I know the club are said to still be looking for a forward but it's a must. We NEED a good forward to go with Ba and even then we lack depth. While I dont buy into the line of him siphoning money out of the club (though I did read something about loan repayments to the tune of £13K per year? Id like to see that confirmed or not), but I do think they are using transfer income to cover other operating costs. Which is a bit of a joke tbf. If we need additional revenue to cover overheads, how about Llambias does his fucking job and markets the club? How about we increase revenue through selling boxes? How about we increase sponsorship outside of sports fucking direct we (and I may be wrong) probably get advertising at a preferred rate. Sure the wageroll maybe needs to come down, so how about we offload Perch, Best, Lovenkrands, Xisco, Smith et al? Easier said than done I know, but I imagine for some it may be cheaper to cancel their contract than try to sell? Contrary to others , I find this a bit of a strange post from someone who has their own business. You assume in your second paragraph that none of the other stuff has or is being tried. One player on 40 grand a week equates to over 2 million a year. How many extra boxes do we need to make a dent in that? Why mention all the dead wood and then say "easier said than done". If this was your business that had been losing money hand over fist for years, you would do whatever you could to break even. I would love to have an arab throwing his personal money about but how quite a few of you constantly lap up this theory that the club or most clubs can operate without breaking even (at least) is beyond me. Virtually every club sells to improve whether that be on transfer fees or getting better plays in on higher wages or offering better contracts to your better players. This extra money has to come from somewhere. This isnt happening though

Whats happened to the amazing scouting that was going on? We've only got Cabaye and Marveaux to show for it, I thought he was going all around Europe looking at players for our team when all it looks like were going to do now and the noises out of the club is add a LB for peanuts and a striker

No idea. To accommodate a winter break mebbies? Has the SPL got a winter break now? The Premiership should really have some a little break over that time or even cut down the number of games in that time Don't know / don't care Just guessing tbh. Haha true, not that I'm ower arsed aboot it, it's just good to have a bit footy back on I'm not too fussed about a winter break, and I probably reckon youre right about those games having higher attendances, but i dont see why they have a game on Boxing day and then a game on the 28th, thats just asking to give players injuries, surely the game on the 28th could be moved to a midweek game sometime in the season