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Hes not wrong like

Routledge agreeing with it aswell, whatever it was he said

Whats he said like? Cba to google translate it

Whos Khan fighting and what times it on?

Bastard You got a head start

She's too old. Sickening i would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with Ann Widdecombe's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of her panties after they had been donated to a charity store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man But aye, me too. I'll race you through the million miles of broken glass, winner gets her. She'd absolutely destroy me, i bet

Good Gawd. Anything over 35 is a no go. However, Jennifer Lopez and Amanda Holden. Lush also are you serious? Amanda Holden is Fugly Woah! srsly? Deadly, bro Wills mam is hot frickin stuff, nicest MILF ever

Good Gawd. Anything over 35 is a no go. However, Jennifer Lopez and Amanda Holden. Lush also are you serious? Amanda Holden is Fugly

She's too old. Sickening i would drag my balls through 1 million miles of broken glass across the sahara desert with Ann Widdecombe's queef as my only air supply just to get a whiff of her panties after they had been donated to a charity store and used as a cum rag by a HIV positive homeless man

Much rather see Sturridge on loan (if possible) than paying £7 mill for Erdinc

Might aswell give you a point for that now

Ive stopped serial killing because I bought Manhunt.

I couldn't do it just by mesel for sh*ts n giggles, I'd have to be up against a few mates with a cheeky punt on the winner, then i'd be on that baconator like a squirrel on a nut

I agree like. I was just saying people like going and it is a bit different to just watching it at home. I go once in a blue moon. make your mind up Alex, as bad as CT these days. You've gone too far this time. Worse than racism tbh

They won 3-0? Best one I heard today, "Arsenuww pwobably av the fawf biggest fanbase in the world". 15 years ago our fanbase was bigger than their's. Disagree Whitehurst, maybe you know more proper Arsenal fans than me, but Ian Wright has it right the vast majority of them are not proper fans. I'm not saying they are entirely representative, just most of the Arsenal fans I know are pretty knowledgeable and pretty realistic about their current standing. The Spurs fans I know are the opposite. I suppose that's by the by though as all team's have their fair share of numpty fans. Actually, the worst down here are the Liverpool and Man Utd supporters who have absolutely no links with the clubs apart from being glory seeking bastards. I hate the fans who try and justify saying they support a successful team by saying "Aaaahhhh me uncle supports them though" So friggin what, your dad supports Newcastle and your brother supports Newcastle, youve got another uncle who supports Huddersfield, but you decide to support a team that your Irish uncle supports, when a third of Ireland support Man U, the other Celtic and the other third other teams. Aye obviously you support Man U because your uncle supports them you glory seeking nerbheed

I used to like Lee Evans until he started popping up on Comedy Central every friggin night of the week with his stand-up shows, now its just boring.

The popcorn trick doesnt have the same effect in your own home though DEADMAN

I tried a "Super Leon Best" chant last season at the West Ham game and sang it with all my heart and emotion Then that boring Leon, Leon Best, Leon, Leon Best chant caught on Made is sick to me stomach

They're just them fizzy multi-coloured sweet strips that you can buy at Asda or wherever, they're alreet in a mix up not sure about a burger though Same here, I hate the way americans call crisps, chips and proper chips, fries, does me heed in If i was built like him and probably had the discipline to get proper built up, i'd probably try one of the meals he does, but i cant bring meself to do it when i'm trying to get in tip-top shape and become a sexy beast

I'm hoping this injury comes to nowt, but the main worry is what his injury record might be like this season, cos i dont think he'll be playing week in, week out and will more than likely pick up knocks

Thats basically the only material women comedians have got, along with their husbands, daughters and sons

I need a guy to take animals two by two on a boat. Anyone Noah guy?

He's quite funny on panel shows but his standup is shocking. Agree with J. He's fucking awful. I can't watch him at all, he makes me cringe. My son says he's quite funny on panel shows though. He's up there with Gina Yashere and all Female stand-up comedians, he's absolutely shocking, not funny at all. Me mate thinks he's hilarious and when he try's to justify it by telling one of his jokes a stoney silence comes across the room as it's that bad. I havent seen him on panel shows but his stand up is the worst i've ever seen

whats waterboarding btw?