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From a Milan forum when Pato scored after 24 seconds: "i just cut my dick off in joy"

Nicely summed up. Sunderland seems to have everything going against them at the moment though, whereas for us its basically business as expected when this summer we have had our gearlevel stuck in eco-mode and more importantly didnt get a #9 in. Sunderland with their willingness to spunk cash, I can see turning around more easily should one of their signings god forbid turn out good. They actually pay the going rate and as such they have more options than us on that front, better scouting or not. Which leads me to the next point, our scouting ability in relation to a striker. Whereas it may be well possible to find hidden jewels on a budget, Im not sure if it applies to strikers. As soon as someone starts tappin`em in, people will take notice. Strikers live and die by their goal/games ratio, I doubt we are able to find someone smashing em in off the radar... I reckon the following will get me some abuse, but if the way we have been playing so far, is the way we will be playing the entire season, Im actually undecided if I would rather have us fail miserably and thus highlight Fat Cunt Mikes shortcomings when it comes to making funds available, just so I could smear in his face : "THIS IS WHAT YOU GET WHEN YOU DONT WANT TO SPEND, YOU FAT CUNT POTATOHEAD SACK OF SHIT@sportsdirect.com". The opposite end of the spectrum would be playing like we do now, ie utter wank, still grab points, but becoming "that team" who everyone laughs at for lack of skill and entertainment value, a poor mans Stoke. I dont want to be that fucking team, barely staying afloat with zero cash invested, like a prisoner on death row just existing for the sake of it, no future whatsoever. I guess this makes me a traitor, but at least if we failed massively then people would start asking questions and Mike would have to start answering them.. Sorry for the drivel.

Imagine if the sheiks bought us instead. I would probably masturbate until my entire lower went limp, falling asleep in a fetal position halfway drowning in a pool of my own bodily fluids.

any fotballers with the initials AK? :\ and yes, I fucking googled it.

any fotballers with the initials AK? :\ and yes, I fucking googled it.

any fotballers with the initials AK? :\ and yes, I fucking googled it.

Loving the civil discussion though, this thread alone would have N-O admins frothing

I have no idea whats going on here. Feels like I have walked into a pub full of old mates exchanging inside jokes and I dont get any of them

My point is that the willingness to spend money in itself is cause for a little thumbs up, regardless of how wank the players they bring in are. You might buy a bunch of snotters that turn out to be nothing but trouble, but sooner or later you might get it right as opposed to only signing free players and those who for "some" reason are in the bargain bin.

I know what spot on means, fuckin`ell! I am kind of ambivalent about us doing well despite playing like utter mongs atm though. I just have a sneaking suspicion that as long as we keep nicking points left and right FMA will see no reason to spend a fucking penny. On the other hand, going on a losing streak that would make Sunderlands spring season seem like a little "hick-up", might force him to bring in reinforcements at their full cost. The operative word here is might though. So summa summarum, nick points even though we are getting ass-raped like Madeleine McCann on a humid summer night in portugal every single game? Buy nobody. Do cataclysmically bad? Might buy somebody. Fuck me this is like a catch-22, there are just no enjoyable scenarios to speak of

You have to give it to them though, at least Sunderland are trying to move into the upper echelons by buying players. For all their failure in doing so, at least they show ambition by splashing cash. That in itself is cause for a little credit, because its more than we do. Unfortunately every arguement about us not spending money will result in some muppet bringing Owen, Luque etc in as proof that money solves nothing but leaves us worse off. I respectfully disagree. It was the quality of the players that was wrong, not bringing them ( or anyone else for that matter) in in the first place. In that regard, I think the current board has it somewhat right when they say the days of bringing in old overpaid players resting on their laurels is gone. Too bad they use it as an excuse to buy absolutely fucking nobody rather than buying the right kind for the money they inevitably will cost. edit: Oh, and true - spending money wont guarantee us any success, granted. But at least we should try. Show me one team who have achieved success without spending money. Righto, there are none. Funny how many fans spend all summer laughing at how the top6-clubs pay over the odds for "average" players. Somehow they must all be wrong even though they are trading blows at the top of the table

Alright Not that familiar with Geordie expressions yet, cheers!

I think its easy to get caught up in the FM-tastic side of things. When you just put names on paper we instantly look like we are gonna battle it out for top6 this year, however the stark reality is a bit different. I remember a week ago on N-O people said not a single player in the QPR squad ( save for barton) would get into our squad. Well whaddyaknow, come matchday it looked like fucking Manchester United vs Newcastle out there. The squad on paper ( and by that definition, the sum of individuals) mean only so much when in reality we looks absolute shite because none of our players seem capable of playing together. Lets face it, we have no synergy whatsoever. Which is understandable, given the fact that we sold off half our fucking squad this summer. Hopefully things will pick up. - Guns McGee

obvious but still funny. Looks like Colo`s younger brother. Is it me or is your head way too small for your body? Or maybe it's your arms that are too big. Either way, something's not quite right.

fuckin hell, I come back home after a pint and suddenly Im made into a Village people joke... well... they say imitation is the highest form of flattery ( !)

obvious but still funny. Looks like Colo`s younger brother.

sniffer. He seems to have a decent talent but he couldnt hit a red-painted barn door from 5 yards out if his life depended on it. that chance vs west ham is unforgivable for any striker.

"I want to wake sleeping fans with a lot of different initiatives by liaising with them and finding what they want." She could wake me up any day. I`d welcome her under my sheets with a throbby veiny penis.

Appearently the temperatures generated from the impact is nowhere near the treshold levels where the metal would start to melt though. But who knows. Going public with the conspiracy theories is akin to social suicide though, so I for one will keep my mouth shut

I think the more correct question to pose would be : " how many games does a player need to show/furfill his potential" Its like asking : "how long is a rope". One million factors, but I think every player in the world knows he can play shit for only so long before being benched. So hopefully at some point he will put his foot up his own arse and get going. We cant wait forever though.

Im not saying it wasn`t terrorists, but there are alot of - lets call it wierd - circumstances surrounding the whole thing. People draw their own conclusions but alot of people benefitted financially and politically from this tragic accident. Who knows what really happened.

" bla bla accident" then people were like : "wasnt an accident bro" reply: " it wasnt a terrorist attack inside job" or something similar