Lake Bells tits

It depends on if we rid ourselves of the burn victim or not. He is gonna relegate us for sure, the useless clown.

So are you if you keep using the one-off season as an arguement for keeping him. Hes lost it, there is no way back.

Im speaking in general how we should set up, not yesterdays game. But going from his past performances this season, you could well argue that its perfectly possible not to notice him playing nowadays

Give over mate. Last year when concerns were voiced over the lack of identity and shape in the squad aside from the hoofing, all me and a few others got on here was " But we are 5th. fifth. 5th." and the arguement sort of made sense since we were all hoping performances would follow the results soon enough. Now we are having a mare of a season, and that same gobble is wearing thin.. "But we were 5th?"

What we should have done is play ben arfa and marveaux on each flank ( benny in a free role btw), Cabaye pushed further up the pitch in a more advanced role. Tiote as the anchor. Cisse needs to be the spearhead, he has never been a winger before - Ba has at hoffenheim. He has to play the Rooney role, if he doesnt want that - then he can fuck off. Wish Pardew had the balls to tell him that. Basically we need to be willing to take chances. This setup would make us more vulnerable to counter but on the other hand attack is one form of defense.

Our squad should easily challenge for top-5 every year. Ok we have a few shortcomings in defence but with a dominant midfield you can overcome that. Look at Barcelona, say what you will but they are a fucking shambles defensively - one long ball and its suddenly a tottenham riot in the back four. Valdes is a shit keeper too. Their midfield and wingers are doing all the legwork.

Its not something I enjoy doing, but if Pardew is to fuck off we need to lose games. Simple as. Its the only thing Ashley understands.

The very sign of a relegation candidate. Playing "well" according to some and still losing games. Lets get one thing fucking clear. We arent playing well from an objective point of view. Its still fucking gash, but its an improvement on the concentration camp performances we have had in games previous. Well by our own standards means reading on a poor tuesday night these days. Fulham have been fucking gash this season and last night as well, and they still linked up like a Iniesta-xavi-messi menage a trois compared to our hoofing.

No, I said when you come out september 1st and tell fans to be grateful to Mike for not selling anyone, that you have had a great transfer window and that "Mike is constantly asking me: When are you going to get a centreback?" - then you cant absolve the manager of blame when things start going against him. Im with you in that things most likely arent like that and that Pardew has limited influence, but when he plays billy big bucks in the presser pretending to be Mourinho - then he cant hold his hands up and pretend to be an interrim manager with an empty wallet coughing flies and half a pork pie from house wife christmas trees inner pocket, when shit hits the proverbial later on.

Alright meenzy sometimes I am But not on this subject! I knew this clown would drag us down the toilet bowl after his one-season fluke, I said so last season when every wanker on here were waxing lyrically about him since every opponents missed 10 sitters every game against us and Ba/Cisse had a homing system whenever they got the ball on the break. I need this piece of shit gone from our club and if 2-3 more losses on the chin is what its worth - I`ll take it. If we dont fire him in december i fear it will be too late already. Actually let him lose to the top dawgs before firing him, would be harsh to have a new manager get a honeymoon period against city, united, arsenal etc. If we persist with pardew for another 2 months Im quite confident we will go down. We are no longer a team tbh, just a disjointed crew on a pitch with no gameplan whatsoever. Toothless going forward, clueless in defence. Thanks Alan, if I knew were you lived I`d shit on your doorstep. And for gods sake, are you allowed to say "we was" in your language? Think I learned in second grade that its "we were", and here we have a 55 year old who cant even spell or use correct grammar. Cockney piss cunt

Yes Im inside of Aeris

Ok so we cant compete on managerial wages either Actually thats not a bad excuse...I wonder if they will allow pardew to use it when we lose next week. "Well when you pay peanuts, you get monkeys. So you are stuck with me, get in marraaaa" I bet getting relegated is more expensive than paying a proper manager to sort things out though.

"Played some of our best attacking football of the season...." :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol ::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lo l::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol: I dont like to be right but where is Fish? I`d like you to defend him now - toonotl ratface, what excuses for him are you serving up now? cant wait for the shit served to be presented as caviar

Jol absolutely rubbing it in "Newcastle have amazing players" What I wouldnt do to trade managers with fulham.... Id swap my torso for J69`s Nursetits for it to be a reality.

I wont lie, I will take another 2 losses on the chin if it means Shitjew fucks off. O`neill aside Id trade him for ANY of the 18 other managers in this division.

Looks a beaten man. A man found out. A fraudster defrauded. But he is our fraudster. We need stability.

watching sky now, cant wait for the pardew interview - what bullshit will he blame it on this week I wonder... He has blamed injuries, transfer window, europa league, the kids ( which was disgraceful) and no lucky breaks so far. Fat sam lost his job because Ashley was no longer "entertained" by the fotball being served up. Is he entertained now, I wonder?

Liability defensively, shola is better at hold-up play.

Fulham were shocking today, to be fair. No idea how they won, berbatov aside they were wank.

Would be madness to sack him, we need stability first and foremost. I still have faith in him, just the midweek european games and injuries doing us in.

Im a down to earth kind of las, enjoy Walks in the park and an amarone & derp talks in front of a cozy fireplace

If im an ugly cunt what does that make you, porkchops? A geordie gollum? At least im mostly taking the piss, you are always yourself and nontheless not very popular om here at least you wear a suit to work I guess..

I just love riling up the sad kernts in here. Especially the resident forum queen of overreacting to others overreactions: Monroe Transfer. And the comments from shitjew today... We did so well last year we decided to buy absolutely fucking nobody, they deserved that. :lol:

been trawling through a west ham forum found a thread called Allaydyce vs Pardew found some interesting and disturbing posts. "Well North Bank I genuinely believe he is very overated. My personal opinion of Pardew the man..and this is having had dealings with him whilst manager at West Ham....has no bearings on what I think of his managerial ability. He is good at going into clubs and getting some kind of reaction from the players,so he obviously has something that people see in him when it comes to employing him. However people go on about him on here like we were playing this wonderful free flowing entertaining footabll during his tenure. He got lucky getting us in to the premiership, noone can deny that as we sneaked into the play off finals beacuse Reading screwed up at home to Wolves. We had a good season that first year back in the premiership, granted but beyond that look at the dross we played next year. He wouldn't play Tevez or his mate and chose Hayden Mullins every week! I genuinely believe his bubble will burst again at Newcastle and before loong the Geordies will be on his back. Ver y few people you speak to in football, particularly from his Palace days likie the guy and this is not heresay this is fact from players I know who played with him. This has been carried over into his management days and whilst you can argue you don't have to be liked by everyone it says a lot when his peers profess their dislike for him, which in itslef is surprising how he got those managers awards lkast season! I appreciate it all about opinions but I find the man the sort of individual who you wouldn't trust and is liable to dissapoint and let you down in the moment of a crisis. I also find it very hard to stomach him passing judgment on the moral issues of his his palyers behaviour when we all no what a sleaze ball of a man he is when it comes to family affairs don't we? But hey,all about opinions, maybe i'm in the majority." "But my over riding memory of him was that he was one arrogant cunt of a man who's ego got the better of him and completely lost the dressing room which so nearly cost us premiership football. He might think and say he loves West Ham but it's another Pardew soundbite which cuts little or no ice with me. I'm glad I don't have to listen to the mans babble every week and he is no longer manager of this club. It won't be long before Pardew hits the buffers at Newcastle as well and will be shown up for what he really is....a total cunt of a man."

Nolan would be a wet dream for pardew, along with carroll. Hoof-knockdown-tap-in.