Mark

Proof the board really needs the fat ginger one*. * Not really fat or ginger. Rentons blatantly shit scared of Gemmil

I can see it

How the fuck can you go from class, to shite? This applies also to Parker, Emre, N'zobia and Luque.

Fucking vile working that like.

Big Suze was amazing, she looked like my old maths teacher.

Nancy was hotter. FACT. And from her prominence in the the new series' titles, might she be making a comeback? I hope so. Aye thats what I was thinking.

When Mark is buying condoms for Jeff, class that.

Mackem Slag.

Didn't he have the pleasure of being stood next to an excitable hardcore Erasure fan last time out? How am I meant to know?

Well who the fuck would want to be straight? Touching girls fannys is pretty vile like.

Does Gemmil like them? Man points for Gemmil!

Would you rather be a convicted Paedophile, or be straight?

I cannot be arsed to work through this

N'Zogbia - Fucking hell man, what a shite footballer.

Will Ferrel is a legend.

What do you call an Arab that needs a poo? Mustafa Kak.

Straight up.

Shepherd was bigging Sidwell up in The Mirror today. Also claims Gerrard should be player of the season....

"Parkers injury cost us the match" Glenn Roeder in 20 minutes time.

Why has our beloved captain been taken off?

Another Yellow card and its good night Scott Parker

Who's fighting? Hope it's Parker and he gets sent off and banned for 5 month.

Slack.

Whats actually wrong with you btw? If you dont mind me asking, just you've mentioned your illness a few times but never said what it is.