Mark

Is Ronaldo at AC now?

A bird once asked me to buy her a drink. I told her to fuck off.

Was amazing when Jake was standing there at the end last night. Scary shit fo sho.

I used to like WKD. I win?

So you go on the views of other people? I think he means he only watches things he will know he will like... I'm pretty much the same.

Forrest Gump is class tbh.

I think I'm turning into an alki meself like. Bad craic.

Nope.

Fight Club is my fav, no idea about worst though.

I rarely go up to the Tree, I normally end up mortal if I go there though, I dunno why, I drink the same as I do everywhere else I just end up hammered in there. I've never really tried to chat you up, well I don't think I have... I think I recognize you though.

Most blokes that try and chat me up are completely hammered Hmmm... Your reply was "You are a bit too young, but you are stunning, and I will be frapping myself over you tonight" I shit thee not!

I've tried to chat you up in the cherry tree before, when I've been hammered......

There was some bird I saw on holiday who was a total ringer for her.

Kleenex at the ready, I was nearly in tears when Becca died. It's on E4 in a minute

None at all. He and I are perfect children He is you mean. You're mean Moi? Yers Mark - Chevies has been okay the last couple of times I've been in there (not very often, I admit) but it just seems to be getting rougher by the week, and definitely more so since the new people took over. The Tree isn't great since the new bloke took over either, although try telling the Legendary Darts Player that..... We all get on with the bouncers and that, so we never really have to be worried about it kicking off anymore. The tree is ok, but I'm not really into sitting in pubs, sipping on pints.

Chevies is quite good craic, but the other week some fella went crazy and smacked about 4 of my mates, and one of their lasses. I wasn't there like.

Sorry Mark. I can't remember it.... Online date rape, thats fucking technology.

Mines working, but the lad I was cybering with just went offline, no warning, no warning at all!

Becca dies this week Ugly cow anyway, but cheers for ruining it for me! sorry..... So she does actually die? I'm always a bit sad when people leave the soaps. Total hom me some sometimes like. somebody "let slip" to me last friday that she gets ........anyway she dies Suppose they had to kill her off, with her being in prison and stuff. Apparently Warren has a fanny.

Becca dies this week Ugly cow anyway, but cheers for ruining it for me! sorry..... So she does actually die? I'm always a bit sad when people leave the soaps. Total hom me some sometimes like.

Becca dies this week Ugly cow anyway, but cheers for ruining it for me!

1. Hungover 2. Going to watch Hollyoaks 3. Listening to Jessica Simpson 4. I need some sleep 5. I have an itchy scrot

Finger up the bum should do the trick.

Yeah, totally.

Probably party poker, and do the poker trainer thing.