Mark

I wanna see Outlaw Danny Dyer's new film.

Randy is a ledge!

You can also lose $6 in one hand aswell though. I prefer cash games, as one bad beat in a Tourney can put you out of the tournament, in a cash game, you can just buy straight back in.

Not the best of results, but I'm still confident my boys will score 2 and go through.

Rounders on Film 4 at 9pm. Ed Norton and Matt Damon, I liked it anyway.

We should just chin Brock man.

Gettin.

Did he not score a deflection? That was mabye taken off him?

I've got a tenner on Barca to go through at 5/2. Therefore Liverpool will go through.

I'm cool, no?

The words of a night-before showerer I'll wager. I shower every morning. I do wash my hands really, I just don't see the point, as I use so much toilet roll anyway, I dont even come close to touching my arse. What the fuck are you wiping then? Nee idea mate... Nee wonder me undies are always caked...

What were you saying about treating young lads with anal abcesses catmag? Thank fuck I'm off this week.... Well I'll just pop up the cherry tree, and show you, fucking knacking. 9/10 times, I'm wiping blood...

The words of a night-before showerer I'll wager. I shower every morning. I do wash my hands really, I just don't see the point, as I use so much toilet roll anyway, I dont even come close to touching my arse.

The videos just constantly say loading, I've just reinstalled windows, and youtube hasn't worked since..... Any ideas?

I use about five layers at once though... arrr aye, I'm a scruff like, but it's good craic?

Did they have pictures? Nah, sorry You would just have to use your imagination So you didn't get the full visual impact of Jess' motorcylce accident with Liz's boyfriend? That was scary man, I thought she was going to die!

Without sounding like a scruff or out.. but why wash your hands? All i do is pull my pants down, and then wipe my arse. So all I've done is touch a bit of paper and my pants?

Jess was well fit. Slack as fuck aswell. The theme tune is class.... anyone got a link? Want it for my ring tone....

Ragged to bits tbh.

That's a shame, I hear he thinks you're a right canny lad for a fucking brainless twat He doesn't like me, I don't like him. Overated waster.

Shame, fucking hate the twat.

Anyone got any pictures of her in the Diddy video? Immense tbh.

Got a bit put off when she got married like, but hey. Yeah, that well and truly ruined your chances

Do you like her new style gol? She looks stunning in the P Diddy video. She looks fit in the candyman video, but her music is shite now. Dirrty was a classic.

Cascada - Truly Madly Deeply