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Does that mean if they win it, they're not even the Top Dogs of the Look North region?

I'll say one thing in favour of a no-deal Brexit, if we're all flat broke then at least these arseholes will be too.

Managing to be the thickest Grimes is impressive in a world where that's also Jedward's surname.

Fuck's sake

Good to see Remainers getting out and doing something, as usual, unlike Leavers who just piss and moan then expect someone else to sort things out for them.

I would, but I'm heading up to Edinburgh this afternoon for my mate's 40th. Missing a Eurovision preview night at the Royal Vauxhall Tavern for it too. Words will be had. Aye. When we went on the march against the proposed closure of Lewisham Hospital there were the usual Socialist Worker oddjobs, all kinds of dweebs trying to start "Occupy Now!" chants, plus this one bloke who kept shouting "You voted for this! You voted for this!" at everyone even though Lewisham Deptford is about as ultra-safe Labour as it comes. And this was pre-Corbyn so I imagine things are even more peculiar now.

Charge her the £27.50 entrance on her way in, too.

Among other things, it means people haven't been adequately informed about what "no deal" actually means, just like they weren't adequately informed about what the European Union actually is, just like..... The whole thing is a massive failure on pretty much everyone's part. We deserve everything we get.

It's two words. Debate that.

They dragged it back to 2-2 against the mighty Faroes under Berti Vogts. Let's see if they can repeat one of the greatest days in Scottish football history.

The TUC and the CBI in perfect harmony. Who'd have thought it. More of that May-inspired unity right there!

Yes, I could perhaps have phrased that better.

I reckon you'd see more attempts on MPs' lives. Even May's rhetoric yesterday played into that. Which isn't to say that should stop us from doing the right thing, obviously.

502 Bad Portcullis

Good to see May has finally got that unity she's been calling for, anyway. 90%!

If only someone had come up with literally exactly that idea already.

Got a cupboard-stocker of a Tesco order arriving this afternoon. Not that I necessarily think there'll be too many grave shortages if we leave without a deal, but I do think people will panic-buy, so it's worth being early to the panic button.

BAU

At last, a tangible benefit we can all agree on

I was about to quote a line about "if you're paid, you're not poor" until I realised it was by second-tier Britpoppers Gene, of all people. Plus they were moaning about New Labour at the time. Feels like rosy days by comparison.

Our best and brightest.

I mean, it doesn't even work grammatically.

Fair play. Still cunts like, but canny performance.

In amongst all the Brexshit, let's not overlook Boris Johnson complaining about investigations into historic child abuse being money "spaffed up the wall".