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We can probably stop right there. Meanwhile, it's already Sweden 1 England 0

I'm just going to leave this here.

It's going to be a good day for Noelie's dad at this rate.

Love shit like this, me.

I wasn't anyway and I'm definitely not now. Priorities.

Being #GayForCabaye is now punishable by flogging.

It's London Pride too, so three. Mind that'll be a fun afternoon in central London. Pride parade, meet Tommy Robinson's fun club.

🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪🇸🇪 The mighty carthorses prevail once more!

Not quite, but not far off, mind.

About as subtle as

With Jones subsequently renaming himself Gurninho

Mind, it's going to be a shame when this decent tournament ends with Brazil boring their way to the title without ever having to hit top gear.

Totally agree with this btw. (Especially the tweet but also what it quotes, tbh, for all Montgomerie is undoubtedly a wazzock)

I've got safety bets on Switzerland and Colombia for tomorrow. Double traitor, no shame.

The best PM of CT's lifetime usually at least gets the chance to actually be PM for a while before he moves on to the next one. Disappointing.

They need us more than we need them. BMWs and champagne!

D'Acqua is good, though you might need to reserve. Hope that helps.

Always lovely to see Portugal out-shithoused.

Not that the criticism is getting to Brazil or anything.

Streamlined your post

Didn't take long!

I was watching this gay NZ comedian recently and he came out (no pun intended) with the line "The idea of sucking deck? Really sixy." It's just not a good accent.

Maybe he lied about how he voted. I've heard it happens.