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That's your biggest porky pie yet.

That's exactly what THEY want you to think

Roger Milla (I know you mean current players but I firmly believe he's still scoring 30 a season somewhere)

Because you pick and choose your battles. Real sceptics would reject you, and rightly so.

Hypocrite.

You have no influence over the ingestion, digestion and excretion processes taking place within your body. All you see is food going in one end and a turd curling out the other. What do you think/believe/"know" happens between those two events?

Among anti-Semites and paedophile giants?

Brilliant trip, that one. "Shake a tail feather" at half-time, "Happy Birthday" for Sir Bobby, fucking off back to Cologne as soon as humanly possible and getting on the weird 200ml beers.

Just out of interest, what was it that changed your mind?

Bump, just in case this got forgotten on the last page.

aka the John Terry defence

Yeah they are, they're just different people to the ones you tend to encounter on here. You're a sheep.

Damn. Shatter my illusions, why don't you?

That's exactly my point, you wonderful, irony-averse thicko. You see "us" as one entity, The Group-Thinking All-Accepting Enemy, when "we're" nothing of the sort. You just need a big bad straw man to rail against otherwise your entire worldview would fall apart.

This is the fundamental flaw in your mindset. You think that "we" never question things. "We" do, and frequently. "We're" just not mental like you.

You can prove anything with evidence.

Bloody evangelists.

I blindly and 100% agree with you.

Well obviously

For pasta (any type, though spaghetti works well): while it's cooking, hoy a couple of gloops of olive oil into a small frying pan. Once it's heated, chuck in some crushed garlic and some red chillies (either deseeded/chopped fresh ones or crushed dried ones) to taste and cook slowly for a couple of minutes - the garlic wants to be golden but not brown. Pop your drained pasta back in the saucepan over the lowest heat, stir through the oil/garlic/chilli mix, then serve once nicely coated.

I'd understand the difference between a voluntary fundraiser and an employee, for a start. You clearly don't.