Meenzer

Pity his ruffles haven't been ruffled yet.

God, talk about missing the point. London, Manchester and Colchester in the same colour set?

G'wan Scotland. Georgia's keeper is "a 17-year-old debutant who has never played for his club". What price a Tomaszewski performance?

Alan Green: "There's still a chance for England to get an equaliser. Here's Stewart Downing." Talk about kicking a country when it's down...

It's the Star Wars theme! Performed on trumpet! By a beauty pageant contestant! Except it's out of tune. And out of time. And there's "dancing". What could possibly go wrong?

Both of those posts really do help. In very different ways.

Do we reckon they have a general problem with skinheads then?

Webbed hands?

Two solutions: 1. Buy a car 2. Do the sensible thing and give up London for the experimental failure that it is. The latter may well happen as soon as my better half graduates from uni here. The former, well, that depends where we end up afterwards and whether it has any kind of public transport.

granted there are some rough estates in peckham but it's nowhere near as bad as people make out. hpeckham rye is actually really nice. i'd much rather live in peckham than somewhere like croydon or boro Parmos > darkies

They get to play 'diddy' teams and still move up places, how fair is that? the methododly is published - all you have to do is to choose who you want to play - you still have to win mind - an England home defeat at Wembley by Andorra wouldn't help much............ It'd help the mighty Andorra plenty.

Only moved to the NE when he was 9? I'm sure my primary school used to claim him as one of theirs. Mind you, 28 days of school would be good going compared with the attendance records of some of the local inbreds' sprogs.

If he had a get-out clause in his contract in the first place (as seems to be admitted in the article) and he hasn't signed a new contract since (as seems to be the case in the absence of any evidence to the contrary), how is it that he doesn't have a get-out clause in his contract now? Me no understandee.

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What d'ye want Meenzer? Honestly man, all I ask is that you at least live on the same continent as the scene of your crucifixion. Bloody armchair messiahs.

Getting from London to Newcastle on GNER shortly before Christmas = just about affordable. Getting back again shortly after Christmas at anything less than full fare = nigh on impossible. I'm almost - almost - considering surrendering myself to the joys of Megabus and their £1 fares. Six and a half hours on a bus full of, well, bus passengers compared with three hours on the train. Talk me out of it somebody?

Jesus Christ.

I'm afraid there never was a Golden Age - it's always been a bit uo & down Everything's relative when your frame of reference can be measured in ice ages...

No wonder the Present Mrs. Wogan has taken the stick for so long.

that was on the danny baker phone-in thing wasnt it? great story, but this thread should be about footballers really shouldn't it? But footballers stories are invariably shit. Have you ever read a football biography? I'd rather creosote the fence. Garrincha's is a cracking read IMO. Bought that for my old man last Christmas. Fully intend to steal it off him this year.

This was shown on Graham Norton's show last night. Toontastic - first with everything Ahh, the ol' Gay Hotline at work.

Are you bumming him at the minute like? Predictable to the last. (No, he's teabagging me.)

Gawd bless local markets. Just got back from mine with all kinds of goodies. Though quite what I'm going to do with half a dozen corn-on-the-cobs is anyone's guess. (Quiet at the back, there.)

Shinton is a bear.